EEEEEK!!! A monster!!!!!

Dis iz da Hall-o-ween franken-Max
Here iz hiz scary poem (which I penned fur him)

Hallo-ween-Max

I am da monster known az Franken-Max,
I likes to come in & eat my mouse-ee snax,
If you gotz to go tick or treatz,
Ya better bring me back sumpin’ to eatz!

I am da ghostee of cat-world Hall-o-ween,
Hide yur lizard heartz & your quiverin’ spleenz,
My appetite fur meat knowz no boundz,
If yur a wimp, better stay offa my ground!

I am da monster known az Franken-Max,
I likes to scare lil’ kittenz wit my teef of wax,
If you go out in the dark this night,
Ya better pre-pare fur da most awful of frights!!!