Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Tux-ee Tuez-day

Well, I yam gonna feeture Delilah to-day, justee to makes Angus happy. Angus postied some purrty ris-kay pix a cupple of dayz ago & dis had da Delilah a itty-bitty feverish, but I tink she iz recovered.

"Delilah? Here kitty kitty! Looks nice fur da Angus now...let him see how sweet & purrty you are."
"Yikes honey! Slowz down a itty-bitty bit. You don'ts want Angus tinkin' dat you iz starved fur treats do you?"
"Dere, dat iz better sweet-heart. Look at doze purrty owl eyez."
"Delilah? While you're pozin' by da treats drawer, do you justee wanna counts up da Greeniez fur me? I waz snoopin' aroundz earlier to see ifs I needed to go shoppin' fur da Cafe'."
Delilah: "Sheesh! Who does my Uncle Tweety think he is? The boss of me?"

Tweet: "Well act-shoely Delilah, I yam da boss."

Delilah: "As the saying goes, 'Let them go forth deluded.'"

Tweet: "What?? I nevfur heardz dat sayin' beforez. Who said dat?!"

Delilah: "I did!"


Itty Bitty Café update: News flashee, dis justee in!

Miss Peach & da Daizy haz offered to helps fund da Café. Miss Peach sez dat if Chey iz elected prezzy-dent, den Miss Peachy will be in charge of da Fed, & she will makes ze-row interest loanz to cats! & Daizy iz sellin’ lemo-nade fur $38.00 a glassee, & she will splitz da prophets wit me… so go buyz your lemonade now!!!! Hooray Café, here we comez.

14 comments:

  1. I really think Daisy needs to offer lizards as well for that price.

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  2. Lizards and lemonade would be a great snack!

    Delilah looks very bee-yoo-tee-ful today.

    Love,
    Tazo

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  3. Delilah, may I say how lovely you look today. Of course since we look like twins, that means I look lovely too! Hahahahhaha!

    Tipper

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  4. I understand all about getting excited over treats. Maybe you shouldn't fuss at Delilah tooooooo much, Dr Tweety. I hope we can get together at the Cafe sometime.
    Purrrrrrrs
    Nosekisses!
    da Mini

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  5. Delilah is such a lovely ladycat.

    Hurray for the Café news! That's wonderful. I can't wait for your grand-opening.

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  6. Bad news: I ALMOST sold a glass of lemonade, and then the customer saw that the snail had left snail-slime all over the glass. He did not want the lemonade after that.

    Delilah, you look pretty!

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  7. Oh Delilah, you are a very pretty girl - I am sure Angus will love those pictures. Sheesh, his pictures really are risque aren't they?

    Dr. Tweety, you are so lucky that you are being funded by Miss Peach and Daisy. Your restaurant is sure to be a success.

    My dear Maximillian,
    I have received the nip - it is fabulous. My sock kitty and I had a bit on the weekend. Drop by any time.
    Love
    Kellie

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  8. Delilah has beautiful eyes! Looking good with that Cafe. Can't wait for the grand opening. There WILL be a BIG party for it, I hope.

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  9. If Daisy is sewwing wemonade and Miss Peach is ze wow-ing all intewest woans, then I can do something to contwibute too! I offer That Thing in mine house up for auction and I shall donate all the gween papers to you!

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  10. Hmmm...Daisy may be on to something...beans pay big time to eat snails...

    Dr. Tweety, if you make your cafe european, then I think you may be able to get $35.00 a plate for Daisy's snails!

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  12. "Let them go forth deluded" Hahaha! I can tell he's really bugging you, Delilah.

    That sounds like very hopeful news about the Itty Bitty Cafe, Dr. Tweety :-)

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  13. My heart it doth go pitter-pat
    Not to be confused with snack
    of same name but the beat
    that skips and waltzes to
    the tune of eyes in mirthful
    dance, I look to see how
    Delilah vamps!

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