Okeedokee. Doez you wanna know what reeely makes me see Orange?????
Here iz a clue: See dat Furminator ting?
Abouts da onlee way to get ridz of it iz to dispatch it quickly wit a good WHAP!
Good GAWD... evfun my whappin' doez not deter da momee wif her mission of de-furrin' me.
I ree-fuze to lets dis ruin my Sunday mornin'. I will justee lets da glare of my ORANGE eyeballzez blind her compleetlee.
"Dadee? Now dat dat in-dig-kneetee iz oevfur, canz we share your bacon & eggzez?"
Mom is weird. She wants furminator furrz for an art project. So if you ever wanna send any, maybe that'd make it a lil worthwhile.
ReplyDeleteBut I fink you should get lots and lotsa eggz and chix-hens and shrimps to make up for the indignity.
Purrrrrs and a big smoochiez,
da Mini
good job whapping - but sorry it didn't werk out too well. - Sammy
ReplyDeleteWe haf never been furrminated, but if we were, we would probably make our eyes go orange at it too.
ReplyDeleteHmm... you don't like the furminator? Neither does Gemini.
ReplyDeleteLol...I love your orange eyes...Hugs and love Ariel
ReplyDeleteWow, Doc! Your eyes are REALLY orange! Oh, and save some bacon for me!
ReplyDeleteWow, I love my furminator!
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I do not blame you for using your very powerful ORANGE laser eyeballs, Dr. Tweety!
ReplyDeleteGrooming is just the worst thing. I fight it every time, which is every other day, now that is spring.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! We like our furminator! But we don't sit still long enough for mom to do a good job!
ReplyDeleteYour eyes were really ORANGE. ~S,S & C
ReplyDeleteGood golly Tweet!!!!!! The whapping was a great idea even if ya still got 'thinned out'!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you got some bacon!!!!!!!!
Maybe we need to have some niptinis to dull this whole incident!!!!!
At least that way,you won't care ;) hahahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey
Whoa! Orange eyes are downright intimidating!
ReplyDeleteWe don't blame ya, we would want to whap that thing too!
ReplyDeleteI think you whapping it good~!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo means no!
Those orinch beams ought to do it, Dr. Tweety. Did you get some foods?
ReplyDeleteyoo deserve lots of bacon!!
ReplyDeleteDr. Tweety, I think I have a problem: My mom got really big inquiring eyes when she saw that they're using the Furminator on you. Now she wants to know "if it's really that good? If it really doesn't cut out furs? And if you're using it for long and your furs still look good?" Mmh! Your fur looks great, so that question was gratuitous! If you can, don't answer her. Pleeez!
ReplyDeletePurrs, Siena
I think your Daddy should given you all his eggs and bacon, not just shared them. The torture you went through, Dr. Tweety!
ReplyDeleteWe got fuminated and mani-pedi this weekend - it was awful (and no bacon and eggs to make up for it either)!
ReplyDeleteI have never seen one of those let alone have one near by body.
ReplyDeleteRun for the hills!!!!!!!
Purrs Goldie
Tweet, I feel for you. My Mom got all of us with the fur thingy too. All my attempts at biting or whapping it out of her hand did no good.
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