Welcome to da partee fur da Auntie Stinkie!!!

Welcome!
Come on in & rest your pawz.
Grab a bucket of nip sprinkled poppy corn & watch da movie.
We haz lots of treetsez & lotsez & lotsez of catsez.

It's not evfurry day a kitty turnz 19
& da Auntie Stinkie iz lookin' forward to seein' all of youze.

HOORAY!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

TOE MASSAGES FUR EVFURRY CAT!!!

Your choice of nip tea, niptini, or nip mousiez.
Toilet paper shredding allowed!
Newspaper shredding allowed!
Ceiling walks allowed!
(Bath tub open fur kitty needz.)

Kitten room.
Hairball throwing contest!
Free barfing fevverz.

No worries about clean up.
(What's a momee for????)

Come on in!

We iz gonna haz a mooooo-vie fur Auntie Stinkie's party!

Rememberr to comez to da party dis Sunday!!

Right here on da bloggie,

from 9 am to noon (Pacific timez).

We iz gonna haz a speshul moovie,

so bring da nip sprinklulled popcorn

& help us cellybrate.

19 BIG onez!!!!!

Come one, come all. Auntie Stinkie'z B-I-G partee!

You iz invited to attend da BIG partee,

Sunday, May 8th,

9 a.m. to noon (Pacific Time)

Auntie Stinkie will host da blog & chat back.

She iz gonna haz nip fur all

& Dr Tweety's famous ton size ham.

Bring da bacon, bring da toona, bring da kittenz, bring it on!

Auntie Stinkie iz da seenor cat fur sure

Happy 19th Auntie Stinkie!!!!

Tank you all my frendz who camez oevfur to wishez me a happee birfday.

I yam gonna comez by personally dis week to see you all.

We haz an eggcitin' announcemint!

Da Auntie Stinkie iz 19 tooday!!!

In her honor, we planz a partee fur next Sunday.

I yam gonna makes an invitashun dis week so dat you can all come & cellybrate wit us.

More dee-tailz to follow!!!!