Update fur da Fab Five

Hello evfurry cat. I yam so thank-full fur your furry nice messagez to da momee. She iz goin’ to try & lets me vizit you & tank you fur stoppin’ by. I waz missin’ all my furrendz sumpin’ fiercee.

I thought I would give da followin’ update on all da catz in da housee:

Da Delilah iz still under da wether, so da dadee iz takin’ her fur anudder V-E-T vizit on Fry-day. Angus Mohr sent Delilah a wunderfull e-card & Delilah LOVED it. Dis made her feel better. She iz justee not feelin’ like da wunderfull cat she iz & we haz got to gets to da bottom of dis problem & soon.

Auntie Stinkie iz doin’ great. She haz been sniffin’ nip mousiez & runnin’ around wit Bounce when he teleports oevfur fur lunch & tea. Dey iz discussin’ long term care & da senior cats rights & responsee-billy-teez. Deze are furry wize cats!

Kellie da Orange Cat haz been oevfur to vizit da mad Bad-Burrman Maximillian, & he iz takin’ a itty-bitty vacashun from da Burmeze Security Counsel. He iz still patrollin’ da local neighbore-hood at night… & scairin’ racoonz, possumz, vishus vegan deerz & itty bitty kittenz. (Ooopsie…did I say kittenz???? I din’t mean dat. Dat would makes da Maximillian sound like a big bully. Hmmmmm.)

Iris haz been leapin’ & landin’ on da momeez shoulder & snurfin’ at her eyez in da middle of da night. She wakes da momee up wit her whiskerz ticklin’ da momeez snout.
Okeedokee, I know dat da momee doez not haz a snout. She iz not a piggy. But I yam mad at da momee ‘cuz she haz ignored me lately. I yam tryin’ to not loze patience wit her.

My sweetie da Mini iz havin’ a treat contest! You gots to go oevfur to her bloggie & vote so dat she gets lots & lots & lots & lots &…well, you guessed it, LOTS of treats! Da Mini mustee eats deze treats before dey dissa-peerz into mebbe anudder food bowl. Dis iz why she feelz a sense of urgencee. Comin’ from a multy-pull cat household myself, I understandz da need to eats before someone else comez along & eats it first!

I hopes I gets to come by & see evfurry one soon. I justee adorez all of you. Da momee haz been lettin’ me take sneak-peex at your bloggiez, but no com-mints. Mebbe dis weekend?? Momee????