Sunday, June 15, 2008

Trickin' da tricky

Dr Tweety: Dere haz been treezon on da highest seaz... so I iz gonna let my brudder Maximillian da Mad Burr-man tellz da storee.

Maximillian: Thank you Tweet. As evidenced by the photo below, pirates have been patrolling the waters outside the Burmese Council offices. They have been hijacking boats, rafts, and yes, even freighters. What are they after??? I'll give you two guesses. NIP! And again, NIP!


As many of you are aware, I was ready to set sail on The Maximillian Catnip Express, when I got wind of an evil plan by these despicable pirates.

I simply unloaded the 679,000 tons of nip to my second freighter, and set the Express I off to the high seas as a decoy. When those dastardly pirates boarded her not 20 minutes later, the ship was empty, and no crew were to be seen. That is because I, Maximillian the Clever, had an alternate plan!

See that freighter below? She is my foil, and off she is sailing for the good old US of A.


So I ask of ye: Who is the pirate now?
Bwah-ha-ha-hah!!!!
Nip for everyone!
On its way!!!!




Dr Tweety: Well, if I figgure dis out co-rectally, I wouldz say dat my brudder iz now not only a mad Burr-man, he iz also a meggo-low-maynee-ack!

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Aren't cats always that way? I mean we are purrfect.

Lux said...

Wow, that's a lot of nip!!!

goldenshade said...

Be very careful!! Those seas look mighty rough!

Purrs, Goldie and Shade

Ariel said...

"YaY" way to go max!!!!

HotMBC said...

Catnip! Woo hoo!
Fanks for coming to my shower Dr. Tweety. I'm sorry I missed you, though. My typist was worn out and had to go. *sigh* Those typists!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Gree

Dr Tweety, do you want to go have some leftover crab from the shower? And other yummies too? ::smoochiez:: da Mini

Tybalt said...

Wow, Max! You are one clever kitty! I can't wait til that ship gets here! Think of all that NIPNIPNIP!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hope that isn't contagious, Dr. T.

Looks like your nip is actually and finally on its way. Hooray!

Well, some of us are going Hooray and others of us are going Ho Hum. We'll let you figure out which is which.

purrs and tail wags

Daisy said...

Maximillian! Thank goodness he had an alternate plan. I would hate for the 'nip Express to get derailed.

The Furry Kids said...

Dr T, your brother askeers me a little, I think.

Love,
Tazo

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Maximillian my love, I knew you would figure something out. You are just so smart! No wonder you have a job with the Burmese Security Council! I am so proud and can't wait until you arrive in the USA. I am constantly thinking of you my dear and can barely wait until our San Francisco trip.
Love
Kellie

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wow Max! you are very clever! check out all that nip. i could roll around in it for days. mmmmm

Black Cat said...

Clever Max to get the better of the nasty pirates:) xxx

P.S. You made a beautiful picture for dear Storm. She is so missed.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh Dr. Tweety, I wish you wouldn't make me laff so much. It makes my insides go funny. Hmmm on second thoughts, if you make my insides go funny, maybe it will help fings along. Keep making me laff HA HA HA
Eric

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone