Dr Tweety: "I yam egg-sauced. Dis itty bitty squirt iz wearin' us all out! Who iz reesponsybull fur dis?"
Maximillian: "Look at the state of the house! Mommy will be outraged. That thing is a whirling dervish."
Iris: "I've tried every toy in the house and she still wants more! Who made ME the designated babysitter?"
Maximillian: "Dear Cod, please hear our prayers. Come retrieve this annoying squirt and let us have peace again. I promise I will be a good boy for the rest of my days."