|Tank you Zoolatry fur my beootyfull badge!|
Den my sweet grrl-friend da Mini camez by & haz been stuffin' me fullz of toona puffsez.
Even tho' I yam eatin' az much az I can, I yam still a furry skinny boy. But da momee brushez my furz & I yam nots in any pain.
After I madez my announce-mint, I heardz bad bad newz abouts our frend Opus goin' to da Bridge. It made me cry. & den our old frend da be-ooty-full Miss Daisy Mae Maus needz our purrzez too.
So I yam gonna fights dis cancer. I yam not gonna feel sorree fur moi-self or hide. I haz been made strenghtened by da immense love of da CB dat haz re-furburated around da world.
You kittehz & your beanz are a mirrycull of LOVE & I send its back to you a Gazillion timez.