Okeedokee evfurry cat. Here iz what we haz been up to dis weekend. See dat chix-hen sittin on da foil? Dis iz justee one of da 27 dat I roastied up fur da Mini & me.
We hadz so many catz drop in to join da feastin' dat I had to roastie 54 of dis gour-maid delight in a GIANT roaster. I has to tell you it waz lots o' fun, & many other cats stuffied demselvz silly, but dere iz one rather LARGE drawback to dis egg-stavaganza:
I now weighz 35 poundz. I cannot beleevz how fastee da poundz creep on. I only ates about 16 thighz & mebbe abouts 18 breastez. I only sampled 12 of da liverz in olive oil & garlic... cuz I left da restee fur da Mini.