Sunday, March 9, 2008

27 Chix-henz sittin in da oevfun!

Okeedokee evfurry cat. Here iz what we haz been up to dis weekend. See dat chix-hen sittin on da foil? Dis iz justee one of da 27 dat I roastied up fur da Mini & me.

We hadz so many catz drop in to join da feastin' dat I had to roastie 54 of dis gour-maid delight in a GIANT roaster. I has to tell you it waz lots o' fun, & many other cats stuffied demselvz silly, but dere iz one rather LARGE drawback to dis egg-stavaganza:
I now weighz 35 poundz. I cannot beleevz how fastee da poundz creep on. I only ates about 16 thighz & mebbe abouts 18 breastez. I only sampled 12 of da liverz in olive oil & garlic... cuz I left da restee fur da Mini.
Az I haz said many timez before, I will nots eat da dumb D-I-E-T kib-bullz dat da momee & da dadee iz puttin' down fur Delilah. What in da heck do dey expects?

Dere iz a reazon dat D-I-E iz in da word D-I-E-T. If you eats dat stuffee long enuff it's gonna kill you!

28 comments:

MoMo said...

Nom, nom, nom! What? 54 chicken! My goodness me! Lizards in garlic and olive oil? Hey Dr Tweety buddy, anytime you want company for eating just give me a holler, I'll be right there. D-I-E-T! Too right! You'd die if you you had to stay on it for long. Straight from the doctor's mouth. So, what are we waiting for - dig in and enjoy.

Hint - throw the scales OUT!

Willow said...

Oh, my mouth is watering! Look at all these chick-hens! I think Diet is a very bad word - let's eat!

Purrrrrrrs, Willow

P.S. You aren't fat, you're floofy indeed!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Floof! We love floof!

topcatrules said...

We are going to paraphrase a poem by Rupert Brook here for you:

"Stands the Church clock at ten to three ?
And is there "chick-hens" still for tea ?"

Cause we don't eat honey. But we like chick hens an awful lot!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

We MISSED the EXCESS ROASTED CHICKIES?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are still much smaller than my human...

michico*Adan said...

35 poundz seems very big~~
I hope you could sometimes chasing your beans just I chase Michico, I think it will help a little~~~

But you look ok~~~~
Good luck to you!

Ariel said...

Lol...I think you look adorable...
Hugs Ariel

Christine and FAZ said...

I have to eat diet stuff - it tastes horrible but I am okay so far. FAZ

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh those chick-hens were sooooooo so good, Dr Tweety. Fank you fank you! D-I-E-T is a nasty word. 35 pounds huh? I'm not getting on the scales today for sure. hehehe You look very handsum no matter what you weight. And very cute with olive oil dripping down your chin. Telerport over and we'll sleep it off. Then we can raid our fridge here. hehehe
Purrrrrrrrrs and a nosekiss,
Mini

Forty Paws said...

You are very profound indeed! We never thought about D-I-E in the word D-I-E-T. Wow.

That is a boatload of CHIX-HENS. Sounds very tasty. Any leftovers?

Luf, Us

Daisy said...

Dr. Tweety, you are very smart! DIE-t. Yep, it must be bad.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh wow! what a great time! look at that yummy chicken! nom nom nom. Mommy sayz sampling foods goes right to her thighs, I thought it was the Cheetos but whatever.

You certainly hold that 35lbs well!!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Hello dearest Auntie Stinkie,

I would be honored to take tea with you on Saturday. I'll bring over some tuna-nip cookies, enough for everybody to nibble.

Yours,
Bounce

Gretchen said...

What a delightful feast you had. Chicken....mmmm.....liver....mmmm..

Hugs...G

Tybalt said...

You've got me drooling with those pictures!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Chick-hen! Chick-hen! Chick-hen!
Dr. Tweety, you is startin to reasemble our furiend Fat Eric. But I suspects he'll always be bigger.

Dad says I's turnin into a pillow. Is that good?

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

I hopes you all knowz I waz only egg-zager-atin' my weight!

If I really weighed 35 poundz, I could not fit through da door jam.

I really only weighz 11 poundz...
mebbe evfun a itty-bitty less.

I yam full of hairz, so da floofy bizness hidez my skinny frame.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh I hear you Dr. Tweety, my Mum tried to pass off some Diet food on me too, but I was having none of that, I want my regular stuff!

Mmmm...those chickens look very good.

Hi Maximillian,

Are you keeping busy? I am keeping busy thinking about you : )

Love
Kellie

Artsy Catsy said...

Dr. Tweety, thank you for coming to my very first Carnival of the Cats. I had so much fun, I'm going to host more Carnivals in the future! And yes, I would love some extra chix-hen after riding on that carousel all day yesterday.

Purrs,
Rocky

Jan said...

That's a lot of chickens. And a lot of eating. Sounds like you had a pig-out weekend.

JFF

Boy said...

I totawwy agwee! DIEts should be out!

JB's Big World said...

Gosh, you certainly are super floofy! I bet you are a good snuggler!
--JB

Scout said...

Dagnabbit! How could I have missed out on such a feastie??!?!!?!

Black Cat said...

I think you look totally adorable! I'm so glad Delilah is so much better:) xxx

Sunny's Mommy said...

Wow! You really did poof up from all that chicken :-0 Maybe instead of die-ting, you could chase your siblings more to work off the extra pounds?

Chairman Mao said...

Uh oh, we Ballicai missed the chickies -- I bet they were delishus! and hehehe, Dr. Tweety, you are such a FLOOOOOOOOOFY boy! Momma wants to give you bunchies and bunchies of snorglies!

Brainball thanks you so muchies fur commiseratin with him on his shaved spot problem, and you gaved furry good advice. He's feelin much bettur today cuz his furs are startin to grow back and his shaved spot looks like it's sproutin peach fuzz!!! hehehehe

Lots of love and kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao and the Ballicai!

THE ZOO said...

aaaww yur belly skreemin fur a pettin.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone