Sunday, March 16, 2008

Maxi-Monday

Maximillian here. If I look particulalry grouchy, I have a very good reason. Someone sat in my chair. Can you believe the nerve?

And not only sat in it, they rumpled the cover, messed up the boogie pad, and the final insult, left pine needles on the seat!

Hmmmm. Now who could it be???

The beans may be back, but I tell you, this household is out of control. The Burmese Security Council is going to hear about this latest travesty.

"Uh, what's that mommy? Kellie is teleporting in? Allright, straighten up everybody. Delilah? Go get the broom, and Tweety you bring the dustpan. Hup two three! Hup two four! Get your butts over and answer the door!"

27 comments:

Daisy said...

I would be very grouchy if someone sat in my chair, too. Especially if they left pine needles behind. That is very Wrong!

MoMo said...

It's obvious who is in charge.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We wouldn't care for it they if someone rumpled the cover either. Unbelieveable!

Christine and FAZ said...

Some people have no respect for others people's private stuff. FAZ

Eric and Flynn said...

You should see the state of my empty vishus deer furrs bed after
Eric's been on it. He finks it's his, so mum makes us share. Hmmmphhh!!
Flynn

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie, Max! You are an Alpha Cat who means buziness! I think you and Brainball would get along furry good. Brainball is such a nice and good big bruther, but he's big and tuff and means what he sez!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Pine Needles? Now that jus isnt right! Those things is sharp...

THE ZOO said...

Yoo need to lay down the paw Maxi. Get them offur cats into shape.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Someone sat in your chair? That is just not acceptable!

Princess said...

I would also be very krabby about this offensive intrusion into your space. What a horrid mess they made
I read this.. and now I feel like hissing!


purrrs to you Maximillian

Mickey said...

That's the trouble with siblings! They are always in yer stuff!!!
It's nice that Kellie is coming over ;) Have fun!!
Purrs Mickey

Adan*Michico said...

You have to let everyone knows you are in charge everything!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow. Barking orders like a drill sarge, aren't you? Guess they know who's in charge.

Jimmy Joe said...

Whoa, Maximillian, you run a tight ship! Hope everything got back in order.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Karen Jo said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day! I hope you found the culprit who left pine needles in your chair and whapped them a good one. Have fun with Kellie.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Max, we are sorry to hear that someone has been sitting in your chair.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

I don't like it when my sister sits in my chair and on MY gizzy quilt!

Your pal,
Bounce

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie,

Would you please accompany me to the round of parties today? We will go on Capt. Jack's Birthday cruise and then the Mancat's Club for Tybalt's party. I would be delighted to have you as my date.

Love,
Bounce

Ariel said...

How dare they? Good job laying down the rules Max.Have a great visit with Kellie and Happy St.Patrick's Day :)

Hot(M)BC said...

Hope you and Kellie had fun, Maximillian!
Please tell Dr Tweety he's invited over for Ors Durves tonite and to watch Dancing with the Stars, if he'd like to come. Maybe we can have some patay.
Purrrrrrrs,
Mini

Tybalt said...

What a mystery! I'd be grouchy, too, Max.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day, everykitty!

Thanks for coming to my party, Dr. Tweety! It was great seeing you there. Please, have as many niptinis and as much HAM as you like!

The Crew said...

Did you discover who left pine needles on your cushion?!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

My Dearest Maximillian,

Thank you so much for the white roses, you are the best boyfriend ever! I am sorry to hear that the Burmese Security Council has been so busy, you must be exhausted. The next time I see you I will knead your sore shoulders.

Did you find out who left pine needles behind on your chair? Unbelievable, is nothing sacred?

I really enjoyed my time with you when I teleported over. Your house is beautiful and I love Dr. Tweety, Delilah, Iris and Auntie Stinkie, they are so nice to me.

Please know that I am thinking about you.

Love
Kellie

SophieKitty said...

I get so mad at my mommie when she sits in my chair like it's hers. The nerve!

Fat Eric said...

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Tesla said...

Sumone or sumfin sat in yoor chair! How hooorrible!

I will beatz dem up fur yoo.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Yeah, the household is out of control. Who's supposed to be in charge?

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone