Sunday, February 1, 2009

Iris iz a gorgeous babe!

Dr Tweety: "I thought dats since da Vally-tinez Day waz comin', dats now wouldz be a good time fur singull boy cats to see how beeotyfull my sissie Iris iz, as evy-danced by da pix bee-low."

"You can biggify da pix to see her glistenin' furz & speshull whiskerz close up."


"Now I kinda feel likes dis mights be Iris' year to find L-O-V-E.
Justee looks at dat beauty mark & doze pink pawz & her svelte figgure. Iris is a catch!

Da momee may be too bizzy to blog, but I yam payin' Delilah wit kibullz to types a few wordz here. Missy D, are you keepin' up wit my wordzez?

Delilah: "Of course I am Uncle Tweety. That old keyboarding book of Mommy's really has come in handy! Now if I can just click the shutter on the camera, I think we have it made."

Dr Tweety: "Missy D, don't lets dis goez to your head honey. We still haz a lotta catchin' ups to doez... & I don'ts tink dat da momee iz gonna co-operate.

Of coursee we can alwayz go & see our frendz. We mights not gets all our commints in, but we can see what dey iz up to."

Delilah: "Oh goodie! Are going to go and see Momo in Australia and Eric and Flynn in the UK and all our friends across the good 'ol US of A?"

Dr Tweety: "Abskull-lootley my dear, dat iz why dey invented da telly-porter."

Iris: "Um, could I please get in a word? Did I give permission for you and Delilah to place a personal ad on this Web site????"

Dr Tweety: "Oooopsie! Da jig iz up Missy D!!! Run!"

22 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, Iris, I'd be pretty upset if my siblings put an ad on JFF without my permission too. But we think it means Dr T & Delilah really care about you.

Asta said...

DrTweety
I can't blame you fow singing the pwaises of youw sissie Iris..what a Bootiful giwlcat.she will have a hawd time deciding which boy to love..they will be lining up.
hope all of you awe having a faboolous day
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..Delilah is doing a gweat job of typing

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Iris you are such a lovely cat. I hope you find someone wonderful. However I would be upset if someone put an ad up without my permission too!

meemsnyc said...

Isis is super pretty!

Black Cat said...

Iris is certainly very, very pretty! Don't worry Dr. T darling, she'll thank you when all the handsome mancats are lining up to woo her!

Don't worry about not commenting lately - I haven't even been reading much lately since being lured onto Facebook. Most of the mommeez and food ladeez are on there too so I'm sure you're not alone in being deprived of a secretary. Just don't let the Mommee be lured on there too, or you'll only get to blog about once in 392 moons! :) xxx

Alasandra said...

You are very pretty Iris, we don't think you should be too angry with Dr. T & Delilah. But then again...........

We are trying to master typing ourselves as the Mom always seems to be too busy, so far all we have managed to do it to press the key that locks the keyboard so NO ONE can use it. Mommy had to call the Daddy at work to find out how to fix it. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

Ariel said...

Iris is definitely beautiful and she shouldn't have any trouble finding a love...Hugs

Eric and Flynn said...

Yup Iris is a beauty and she should have no trubble finding a mancat. Don't get upset Iris, Dr.Tweety and Delilah are just trying to help you.

HotMBC and Robyn said...

hehehe Dr Tweety, maybe you should give Iris some chix-hen so she won't be so mad. She's awful purrty, though, so she should have a boyfriend. I'd give her Pepi if he didn't already have a girlfriendcat.
Come on over and raid the cold box with me.
::smoochiez::
da Mini

Daisy said...

Oh, Iris is very, very beautiful!

MaoMao said...

Iris is furry beeyootiful. I'm sure she will find just the right mancat!

Our Momma's been real real buzzy too and she isn't helpin us blog nearly enuff. I am glad Delilah knows how to type! One of us Ballicai needs to take typin lessons, too.

Big ((((((((huggies))))))))) to all of you! We've missed you.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Iris is lookin' good!!!

Wally & Ernie

Sassy Kat said...

Maybe you should have given her a heades up on this one. But when it is all done and over Iris will thank you and be happy to find the most perfect one.
Please email me asap, I tried to email you but the monster ate it.

Angus Mhor said...

Of course Iris is gorgeous! She's a member of the Fab Five!

But, Delilah-darlin', you've absolutely nothin' to fear. My affections belong solely to you. I am no faithless Tom and care not for window-shopping.

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Delilah is the Sun."

William Shakespear, Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2

Ariel said...

I'm having a contest please go to my blog and see :)

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Oh, Iris, don't feel too bad. Sanjee tried to SELL me. ~~Mini

Dr. Tweety, do you like clams? Come have some clam sketti with me!
::smoochiez::
da Mini

Sassy Kat said...

Please email me, the address is at my sidebar at my place. For some reason your email is bouncing back to me. Need to talk to you again.

catsynth said...

We of course agree, Iris is a very pretty cat.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Iris is a beauty! Soooo pretty and such wonderful whiskers. She's the total package! But I don't understand why she doesn't appreciate your efforts? Maybe she's like my Rascal, who's happy being an unattached girl kittie.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Iris is a beauty and I hope that she catches the eye of a handsome mancat! Dr. Tweety and Delilah that is very nice of you to help set her up with a beau.

Maximillian my dear, I will await your arrival at the dock. I will have to ride my stroller the 300 miles to Vancouver, but I think it will hold up. I can't wait to see you.
Luv
Kellie

Junior said...

Iris is purrty!

Hey Dr. Tweety..we gave you some awards! Come check them out.

Sassy Kat said...

How is the search going? Anything good come in?

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone