Foodz ree-view - Addictions Cat Food!

Daddy: "Look Fab Five! Isabel at Addiction Pet Foods sent you a package!"

Delilah: "Food??? For us??? Is it diet food?"

Daddy: "Actually Missy D, it's good protein foods from New Zealand with holistic ingredients! Just look at the crunchies. They're called "Viva La Venison."

Delilah: "Obviously Daddy is hoodwinking us here. See me posing with this can? There is something called a brush tail in there, and it supposedly swam all the way across the ocean and crawled into this can."

Daddy: "Missy D! The brush tail is a somewhat invasive species (like a big mousy!) in New Zealand that is full of rich Omega 3 and 4 fatty acids."

Delilah: "Maybe they should have MY picture on the label... not that white cat. Fatty acids are good for me."

Daddy: "Well kitties, it's coming up. See what you think of this stuff."

Iris: Yum! It sure smells good. Hurry up with that food Daddy!"

Daddy: Now Iris, patience is a virtue. I have to scoop five servings out of this can. I don't want any cat to get one single whisker more than the other."

Daddy: "So Missy D. What do you think?

Delilah: (((gobble... snorf... nom... smorf... gobble... HIC!))) "Not too shabby!"

Iris: "I would have liked a tiny bit more gravy... but this tastes pretty good."

Maximillian: "At least I didn't have to go all the way to Burma to get some decent grub."

Dr Tweety: "Iz dat fur moi????"

Dr Tweety: "WHAT??? You say that there is a vishus vegan deer inside dere? How didz dey shrink it down? Where iz its hornz & it's hoofsez?"

Daddy: "Tweet! That is venison and apples. Shoot, I can't even get meals like this at the local cafe'. Don't go turning your nose up my boy."

Dr Tweety: "Sheesh! Doez it looks likes I gots my nozey in a werinkle? It nevfur ceesez to amaze me at da invenshunz of beanz. Deerz in a can... what's next? Deerz in a bottle?"

Delilah: "Yum! If the fish in the can they sent us is as good as this venison, I think I'll have another helping!"

Delilah: "On the other paw, perhaps I'll wait on that. (((Burrrrrrap!))) OOoopsie daisy!"

Narrator: "And so it came to pass that the Fab Five went to sleep with full and healthy stomachs... and Delilah dreamed of furry brushtails chasing (as Tweet is fond of saying) vishus vegan deer through the tulips!"

Thank you Addiction, for the opportunity to try your holistic pet foods.

Our ratings
New Zealand Brush Tail and vegetable entree': 7.5
Unagi and seaweed entree': 9.0
Viva La Venison grain free kibbles: 8.5