Wednesday, September 30, 2009

OMG!!! It's us! We gotsez an update!!!

Boy o' boyz, doez we haz alotta katch-up to doez.

To start tingz off, we iz gonna blogz fur once evfurry cupple o'weeksez until da bad wether startzez...

& den we iz gonna bite da momee until she gets dis ting on da evfun keel!

So dis iz da firstee in-stall-mint of how we five spents our summer.

Chapturr One

I yam egg-sauced, az can be seen abovez & beelow.

Auntie Stinkie & I finully co-la
psed on da tabull & den Iris & I co-lapsed on da couchee.
hich iz now gone! anudder chapter altogedder!).

Maximillian: "Tweet! Auntie Stinkie! Sound the alarm bells! Every cat to the deck! And just forget about this summer rain gang, 'cuz I'm telling you it's not gonna mean a thing when you see what's in the back forty!"

Delilah: "Yikes! How can that be? Iris, isn't there any quality control around this place?"

Iris: "Oh sweetie. You must still be a kitten if you think Mommy or Daddy are going to do anything about that. Just look at Mommy out there with a camera. Unbelievab

Dr Tweety: "See?!!! Justee looks at da outta control stuffee goin' on! & dis iz only what's happened in May!

I don'ts know how to egg-splain deze intooderz, exceptee dats da beanz thoughts it waz funnee."

(Biggeefye beelow if you cant's seez it properlee)

Maximillian: "Help!!! Help!!! (Where is good help when you really need it????) Where is animal control anyway??? Are we cats expected to control these things ourselves????"

Dr Tweety: "If dere waz justee one of deze tingz, we mights haz egg-scuzed da beanz.

But az it turnz out, dere waz tree of dem PLUS a masked Momee! & she leftee dem here to throw nutsez down on tops our headzez!"

Maximillian: "Holy Masked Bandits! !@$%#&*^! Run for the hills of Burma!!!"

Dr Tweety: "Scatter! Duck!!! Wit orangey sauce!!! (Hmmm... did some cat say roastied duck???)

"I tink I gotsez sumpin' weerd on my pawzez. Could its be rack-dune doo?"

Auntie Stinkie: "I sure hope not. We have enough poo to clean up around here, considering Mommy's summer strike. I think it's time for a bath."

Stay tooned fur Chapterr two:
"I helps da momee makes pick-cullzez."


Cory said...

Whew! What an exciting summer. We have racoons in our trees too!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! That was an exciting summer. Our raccoons usually stay on our ground...

Cat with a Garden said...

Great to see you. We didn't know racoons grow in trees. Exciting!

Hansel said...

oh oh oh we missed you furrend!

Daisy said...

That's a lot of excitement! No wonder you are egg-sauceded!

Alasandra said...

So good to see you again. We have raccoons here too, but the Mommy has never managed to get a picture of them, not sure why she would want one. I don't know what the beans thinks sometimes, they are a rather daft lot. Good thing they have cats to take care of them. ~S,S,C & F

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow it sounds like you had an exciting and busy summer! That picture has the most racoons I have ever seen at one time in it! That was not nice of them to throw nuts at you (but I bet the squirrels showed up later and loved it). I can't wait to hear about the pickles!

Eric and Flynn said...

What an exciting time you had. We never saw raccoons before. They are very rude to throw nuts at you.

The Creek Cats said...

Yay! We are so excited to hear from you guys! You guys have been super busy! We've never seen raccoons in a tree before!

The Crew said...

Oh man...Tweet I'm egg-sauced just reading all that. I feel a nap coming on.


LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Wow, bizzy time guys! We hopes ya avoided the werst rainz and coon-do!

An it was grate ta here from ya again...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

So good to see you all again. Keep those updates coming when you can! Missed you.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Ahhh my dearest Dr. Tweety it is good to have you back with us after your adventuresome summer.
I am so delighted to see you so well my dear Auntie Stinkie! I am so honored that you will be my Matron of Honor at my wedding later this month...October will be wonderful in many ways.
Love Miss Peach

Angus Mhor said...

DELILAH! Oh, my darlingest of girls! I'm fair smitten by the sultry glance you've aimed straight at my heart..Know that I've been faithful to you, my heart! You are beautiful!

Hah! and again, I say, HAH! Those creatures in your backyard are not but wee mice here in TEXAS! I BOP them on their heads for you!

Tiger Lily said...

Your summer sounds very ~ er ~ interesting! We are glad you are back!

Emmylou said...

Wow, that was a close call. Those critters threw nuts at you? Oh, my. You were so brave!

Princess said...

Oh wow. Rack koonzez.
I have never seen them.
You kitties are so lucky to get out for adventures!


Ariel said...

"Oh My" You've all had an exciting Summer.Yet I agree that those raccoons were very rude.My mom thought they were cute too...Humans are nuts!!!1

Sunny's Mommy said...

I think those masked bandits are kind of cute :-) We had them at our old home. I hear they like cat food. The ones we had liked hot wing chicken bones :-0

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hey Dr Tweety!!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see ya and your family :)
We are looking forward to how you spent your summer. Looks like you had your paws full with those masked bandits!!! Helping with the are just too pawsome !!
See you next time :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

sanjeet said...

Great to see you. We didn't know racoons grow in trees. Exciting!
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