Saturday, June 19, 2010

Da lazy catsez club

Maximillian: (((mutter, mutter))) "I cannot believe this. Mice are running amok in the garden, the house is a mess, Auntie Stinkie turned 18 and no one planned her party, chickens need to be roasted, and I have to do everything!!!

Just check out the mood around here:"

Delilah: (((sigh...))) Like it's really possible to catch a few winks on Daddy's massage table with you ranting on and on Uncle Maxi. Give us a break! And if you really want to complain to somebody, why don't you give Mommy a piece of your mind!"

Dr Tweety: "Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!!"

Maximillian: (((counting under his breath, 1-2-3-4, 104...))) "Note to self: clean the fridgy box, clean the cat box, chew open the chicken packages, drop a few garden snakes into Mommy's slippers, bring in a dead mouse, water the tomatoes (a little wee-wee oughtta do!), make a party hat for Auntie Stinkie's belated birthday, take some pix, sweep the floor, go to Burma and load the nip, and maybe by the time I get back I might be able to get some help around here."

Delilah: "Z-Z-ZZ-Z-Z-Z-Z!"

Dr Tweety: "Z-Z-Z... (((snort!)))

Note from narrator: "And so goeth the weekend folks. We're hopin' that every cat is doin' great!

One small change here at the blog (besides the carnival color scheme!): due to Asian spammers, we have had to institute the dreaded word verification in the comments section. Knowing that this extra step is akin to being tortured by porcupines inside a barrel, we'll hopefully be able to turn that feature off once the spammers have gone back to their respective lairs!"


meemsnyc said...

We feel like napping just looking at you all! hehe

AFSS said...

Happy Belated Birthday Auntie Stinkie.

Hope you get some help Maximillian.

It is good to see you guys.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Woo hoo, we rushed right over to see our old friends. Poor Uncle Maxi, so much to do!

We hope your dad has a great Father's Day.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh Dr Tweety & da Fab Five!! We are so glad to see you all!! Happy Belated Birthday Auntie Stinky and we hop some helps Uncle Maxi!!
Hugs from us all!!
Your TX furiends,

Cheysuli and gemini said...

A massage table? Do you get massaged while you snooze?

Eric and Flynn said...

Yawwwnnnnn. Looking at all of you has tired us out.
We were getting quite a bit of spam so put comment moderation on anything more than two days old.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

yup, we's pretty relaxed here, too, today. a storm just blew through an' made a nervous wreck of the dbd, but we are all fine.

happy belated purrthday, auntie stinkie!! we's sorry you din't get a pawty, but we hopes yer beans an' undercats realize their huge mistake an' haff a good one soon's possible!!

we's been hard put to get mom to help us blog lately, but it ain't puter, it's HER. she's just plum lazy!!

anyways, we's glad to know youse guys are all fine, an' after efurryone gets caught up on their sleep, we're sure they'll help you, maxie!!

The Island Cats said...

So much to do!! Max, maybe you should just give up and snooze like everybuddy else!!

Happy belated Birthday, Auntie Stinkie!!

Cory said...

Good to see you!! Yes, please take a copy of the badge for the Society of Feline Gardeners and use it however you like on your bloggie...and please visit in Thursdays and link back to your blog!

We are hissing over this silly weather and we are saying our purrrs and prayers for our beloved basil.

Only the lettuce, kale and broccoli are happy.


Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

18!!!!!! Happy Belated Birthday Auntie Stinky!!!!!!!!!
Max, it's hard to get motivated when it's hot ;) Maybe you should join them for that nap ;) heehee
Nice to see you guys again :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

MoMo said...

Love the carnival colours. Max, I think you ought to get started. Doesn't look like you are going to get much help.

A belated Happy Birthday to Auntie Stinkie. We senior cats have to stick together and remember each others' birthdays.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

WOWZA MEOWZA!!! Auntie Stinkie I love you so much...HAPPY PURRRTHDAY dearest...I will be 18 also in January...we will both party good then.
Dr. Tweety you just crack me up so much! Boy do we know what it is like to be the one to do everything around the cozy cottage! So I can offer to come and help you out with your chores if you'd like...see you soon!
Love Misses Peach

Ariel said...

"Wow" Maxmillian that's alot of stuff to do.I can teleport over and help.Happy Belated Birthday Aunt Stinkie....Hugs

Daisy said...

You do have a busy schedule! We were getting those bad spammers, too. We added comment moderation for posts over 2 days old so we would be sure to catch them before they published. Grrrr!

ps: I hope Auntie Stinkie had a happy birthday!

ABBY said...

We got dem spammers too...and we've been deleting their comments...


You'd fink dey wood go bother some other critter!

Like chipmunks or somefing...not cats.

Welcome back and happy purrday Auntie Stinkie!


Hansel said...

We say HAPPY BIRTHDAY auntie stinkie! We didn't get our birthday posts either. Well, hansel did. Jerk.

Pierro said...

hmmmm I still get spammers even with the werd verificationing thing.
So annoying indeed.

Well, Happy Snappy party party birthday with Balloons and nip bags for everyone to our sweet Auntie Stinkie. Goodness.
I love helping Mr. Maxi, I will come over and lick the dishes clean and also the frigie. I love cleaning the frigie.


HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I think sleeping through it is a good idea Dr Tweety. Or eating through it. Both are good.
Happy belated Birthday to Auntie Stinkie!
I will bring eleventy-seven toona puffs to celebrate. I think that will be enough for all of us.
da Mini

The Crew said...

Poor Maxi. You have to do everything around there!

Anonymous said...

That table is a perfect place for napping!

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie!


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