Sunday, September 12, 2010

Who picked da cotton-pickin' treez?!

Delilah: "OMB! Some cat is going to really be in trouble!!!

Just look at this mess in the back garden... I don't even want to know what happened, because I won't be able to clean it all up before Mommy and Daddy get back home."

Iris: "Holy buzz saws! Where's the forest?"

Iris: "Mommy and Daddy are going to have triple cows when they see this... and I bet that Maximillian had something to do with it.

He was mumbling last night about how he couldn't see the nip forest through the trees!"

Maximillian: "Snzzzzzzzzzt! Snzzzzzzzooot!"

Auntie Stinkie: "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-le."

Dr Tweety: "Itzez allright gurlz.
Da dadee & da momee tooked down da treez 'cuz dey are gonna makes da gardun bigger & better.

Of cousey dats meenz you has to worksez twicey az hard next year!

Missy D, didz you tellz evfurry cat da reely BIG newz????"

Delilah: (muttering: 'At least the porch swing is still here!')

"No Uncle Tweety... I haven't updated the CB yet because Mommy has been out of town for work and also because I've been working on my weight.

I've lost 2 pounds and 2 ounces!!! See how svelte my hips are?

And, my knee surgery is scheduled for September 27th!"

Dr Tweety: "Furry good Missy D! I tinks you gets a egg-straw fishy in your bowl."

Delilah: "I think I should get an extra sardine too! After all, I am on the Catakins diet.

I need to apologize to our friends. We haven't visited the CB in awhile, but Mommy says we'll try.

I just wouldn't hold your breath!"

Dr Tweety: "No poppet... da momee iz notted doin' her part fur our palz. Dey are all so pashunt wit us. Mebbe one of deze dayz dey will gets dis-gutsed & goez away.

What will we doez den?"

Delilah: "We will take over the house! And we will invite every cat over to party!"

Dr Tweety: "Hmmmmm... good ideea. Mebbe we'll start rippin' ups more den da treez!"


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, Fab 5, so nice to see you posting. We think you look terrific, Delilah, very svelte. We're sending lots of purrs and tail wags for your surgery to go GREAT!

So glad you aren't in trouble for the missing trees.

A few Good Cats said...

Delilah, you are lovelier than ever! We will also send healing vibes and purrayers for your surgery.

Katnip Lounge said...

Delilah, you are positively skin & bonz! We think you need THREE sardeenz! hubba hubba!
ConCats on your weight will have an easier time after your knee surgery now.

We are interested to see your new, improved & bigger garden...just think of all that lovely dirt to dig holes in...and pee...good times.

The Creek Cats said...

We can't wait to see the new and improved garden!!

Concatulations on your weight loss. That is fantastic!!

The Island Cats said...

Wow! All those trees are gone!! We can't wait to see the bigger and better garden! Maybe they'll grow more nip!!

And congrats on your weight loss, Delilah!

Daisy said...

Delilah, I am so proud of you for your weight loss! You look fabulous!

The Meezers or Billy said...

wow, lots of noos! concatulations Delilah!! we hopes your surgery goes well!

Eric and Flynn said...

Concats on your weight loss Delilah. I have lost some weight on my diet too. Maybe we should compare notes;
We are glad no cat will get into trouble over those trees. They will probably keep you warm in the winter too.

Tybalt said...

Welcome back! I haven't been posting much at all either . . . blurps apparently take a lot out of a mommy.

Great news, Delilah! I will be purring extra hard for you.

Congrats on the bigger and better garden as well. =^_^=

meowmeowmans said...

Delilah, you sure are looking svelte! Good job on that diet, sweet girl! We will be purring and praying that your knee surgery goes well.

Maybe your mom and dad will fill their new bigger garden with a NIP forest!!! :)

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi All! We are behind but we are so glad to see you posting! And Delilah you are looking great - we bet it will make the recovery for your surgery a lot easier! And that is so cool that they are expanding the garden!

And don't worry, even if your mom is bad about keeping up, well, so is our mom! And we will always be by to say hello when you post (well, eventually - we do get really far behind a lot!)

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Yay on the successful weight loss, Delilah! Disco isn't faring so well since he is not fond of the Nulo canned, but we are workin on it! Oh, you Orygunners like to cut down trees, doncha? You also like wood stoves...mewmie said too much work all around, hahameow!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Delilah, you look super. I bet you can't wait until your surgery is over and you're all healed up.

Dr. Tweety, I would miss you guys a lot if I couldn't telerport over to visit and share toona puffs and stuff. I'm glad I can!!
da Mini

Pierro said...

Hi kitties!
Next year you will have a dream garden!
I think your yard looks different, I quite understand the panic you were in...
Missie D, you look very pretty and yes, quite thin now, I think your surgery will go well!

Asta said...

~Dr Tweety, Iris, Maximillian, Delilah, & Auntie Stinkie
Fiwst of all, thank you so vewy much fow taking the time and wishing me a happy biwfday..i know it's hawd when the Mommi's awe so busy..I have the same pwoblems.I think you look vewy swelt Delilah..but I hope you can shawe some of that 789lbs of chix-hen that Dw Tweety bwought ovew fow my celebwashun. I wil be cwossing my paws that youw suwgewy is painfwee and fast and you have a pawfect wecovewy.
I was a littlescawed when I saw youw twees, thank dog that no one will gets in twouble and you'll have a biggew bootifullew gawden
smoochie kisses to all of you

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, we were sure we left a comment when we came by earlier but guess we forgot to cause we stopped by the CB to remind the other kitties about Delilah's surgery Monday. And now the daddy has to have a strange cat give him a cat scan. We are sending lots of love and a prayer for good health all around.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone