Itty Bitty Cafe' Grand Openin'

Itty Bitty Cafe'
Grand Openin'
Sun-day April 20th!!!!!
Dat iz today! Yawhoo!

Delilah, Moi, Mini, Auntie Stinkie, Iris, Kellie, Maximillian, Angus, and Bounce have a "sweet-hearts" night out in da new cafe'

We will be hangin' out justee tryinz out some new recipeez & a few of da old flavor-ites.
So drop on in if you feelz up to it.

Da menu includez:
Fishy tuna puffs
Nip chip cookiez
Filet of roastie beef
Ham (fur meezerz of course!)
Roastie Chix-hen
Sausagez 'n' gizzardz
Lizard pie
Squirrel tail
Duck ala king
Fur my vegan frendz (Stifler???): Spinach florentine
And nip-tiniz GALORE!!!

HooBoy! Lets get da ball rollin'!

Cafe' sponsorz:
Daisy da Curly Cat
Miss Peach
Cheysuli (inadvertantlee)
& da Bank of Catafornia

WHOOPEEE!

(I only owez da dadee five squillion green paperz!)

Froot-bat Fry-day & Awardz

Justee look at dis gorgee-us award dat da sweet Ariel & da Miss Peach gavez us. We iz so honored dats we hardly can find da wordz to express our surprize.

After all, da momee haz not been a good typist lately. She lets my vizitorz down all too often by not lettin' me leavez commints. She iz alwayz sayin stufee likes, "But Tweet, I have to work 50 hours a week, so that I can buy all that salmon, tuna & chix-hen that you like to cook for all 180 of your pals."

Yeah right momee...good try! Other momeez seem to manage. Why can't you?

Anyhoo, da award iz 'cuz of Ariel, who invented it & said dis:

"Everyone knows someone who goes beyond. A person who
always helps others, always has a kind word, a person with
a heart of gold. So I told mom I wanted to make an award we
could give to those we think deserve it."

So, we iz gonna pass dis awardee on to:
The Furry Kids
'Cuz dey haz helped me to findz my altar ego:

If Titus can doez it, den I can! Titus iz my D-A-W-G idol. He iz da King of all froot-bats.

I know, I know, severull of da meezerz do it better den I do.
Mebbe I will takes lessons frum Kaze. She doez a speck-tackyoular jobz of it too.