It's heeere!!!! Happy Sweet Sixteen Auntie Stinkie!!!

We lovez you all fur stoppin' in!!!! Da cats are sleepin' it off now.. but we'll be chexin in tommorow.

But, before we go:
Knocky knocky, who iz dere?
Who?
Derierre!
(:)

Happy Sweet Sixteen!!!!


Dr Tweety: "It iz ackshoely here! Da Auntie Stinkie turnz Sweet Sixteen to-day!!! We iz so egg-cited & dere iz lots goin' on, 'cuz we iz gonna haz a nip partee fur all our frendz.

Dere iz many birf-dayz to celly-brate, includin' Gretchen (she iz turnin' four & hazzin' a HUGE tea partee), Tiger Lilly iz two! & her itty-bitty brudder Ruckus iz one, (& dere dadee iz turnin' a sqwillion az well!) & I tink Gandalf & Grayson are turnin' four & fivez!!! Phew!

Now in honor of Auntie Stinkie, da Fab Five haz cooked up a nip partee. Da onlee probplumb iz gettin' da nip connexshun. Uh, Maximillian??? Since you haz been in Burma lately, can you helps us out on dis?"

Maximillian: "Okay Doctor, I'll try. I know this is a very special day for Auntie Stinkie. If it was for your birthday, I might have a different tact. But since the beautiful Kellie will attend, I can think of nothing better than locating the approximately 59,000 tons of catnip that I know mommy and daddy planted while I was in Burma earning kibbles."

Auntie Stinkie: " Oh this is very silly! The rest of the Fab Five have told me that for my Sweet 16, that mommy and daddy grew an inordinate amount of catnip. I decided to go outside and sniff around in the newly tilled garden to 'look' for it. You know that I am totally blind, so I am really 'sniffing' for it."

"Hmmmm, smells suspiciously like nip to me!"

Delilah: " Oh Auntie Stinkie!!! I think I found something over here by the garlic!"

"Is this it?"

"Uncle Tweety? Do you think this is the nip that mommy and daddy planted?"

Dr Tweety: " I hardlee tinks so Delilah. Dis looks more likes sage to me."

Iris: " I think I've found it! It was between the lupine and the Black Eyed Susan!!"

Delilah: "I am going to take a little rest and dream about the party and Angus Mhor wearing a top hat!"

Iris: " Look every cat! I think I finally spotted it!"

Delilah: " Oh Iris! My sweet sissie, I don't think that it is nip. I believe mommy and daddy planted it over here in the shade garden."

Auntie Stinkie: " Isn't this supposed to be my party? I can't believe these whippersnappers have misplaced the nip!"

Dr Tweety: " Iris!!! Is that it? Oh MY GAWD! Haz we reely lostee da nip fur da partee??? What iz we gonna do??? All da catz of da Bloggospear iz gonna showz upee & we iz gonna haz nuttin'!"

Daddy: "Ummm, Fab Five, is this it? I don't know an herb from a Herb."

Auntie Stinkie: " Bouncie??? Is that you sweetie? Oh please rescue me from these inept creatures! I just wanted to have a quiet Sweet Sixteen, but now Dr Tweety and Maximillian have gone completely nuts.

It is the senior cats that have developed a sense of Godliness. We know things that the youngsters do not. (Like where I stashed the nip!)"

(I love you sweet Bouncie!)

Itty Bitty Cafe' Grand Openin'

Itty Bitty Cafe'
Grand Openin'
Sun-day April 20th!!!!!
Dat iz today! Yawhoo!

Delilah, Moi, Mini, Auntie Stinkie, Iris, Kellie, Maximillian, Angus, and Bounce have a "sweet-hearts" night out in da new cafe'

We will be hangin' out justee tryinz out some new recipeez & a few of da old flavor-ites.
So drop on in if you feelz up to it.

Da menu includez:
Fishy tuna puffs
Nip chip cookiez
Filet of roastie beef
Ham (fur meezerz of course!)
Roastie Chix-hen
Sausagez 'n' gizzardz
Lizard pie
Squirrel tail
Duck ala king
Fur my vegan frendz (Stifler???): Spinach florentine
And nip-tiniz GALORE!!!

HooBoy! Lets get da ball rollin'!

Cafe' sponsorz:
Daisy da Curly Cat
Miss Peach
Cheysuli (inadvertantlee)
& da Bank of Catafornia

WHOOPEEE!

(I only owez da dadee five squillion green paperz!)

Stinkie & da Itty-Bitty Cafe & Credit Cardz Gone Bad

Here iz a nice pic dat da momee took recently of Auntie Stinkie. Bouncie thought dat he should take Auntie Stinkie on a walk through the rozie gardunz & den dey can comez & haz a tasty tea wit me in my “Itty-Bitty Cafe'.” (Right now dis iz in da momeez kitsch-hen, but not fur long.)

See? Da Auntie Stinkie iz tinkin' abouts what I should make fur her & her sweetie Mr Bounce. He iz such a gentleman cat, dat she iz ovefur joyed! & Both of der birfdayz are comin' up. (I will makes an announcemint later next week....)

I yam tinkin’ abouts makin’ dem some shrimp puff pastereez, some tuna mini (Oh Mini???Are you listenin’ sweetie???) pee-sawz wit anchoveez, & mebbe some mackerel macaroni. Auntie Stinkie lovez noodullz almostee az much az she likes her fishy & chix-hen.


Since I yam plannin’ on getting’ my new Itty Bitty CafÈ open wit a loan from da Bank of Cat-a-fornia, I have been bizzy writin’ a bizzyness plan.


Michico & Adan suggested dat da mad bad Burr-man & I couldz be good business cats. I tinks dey iz right. So after we gets outta trou-bull wit Daisy & Chey’s bogus credit card billz we canz open up da cafÈ.


(By da way, Chey…didz you hear dat da Maxi boughts a tug-boat to haul da freighter full of nip into da Vancouver Harbour? & well, he uzed YOUR card number fur dat portion of dis spectack-you-lar present to da Miss Kellie. I would take dis up wit da Maxi, since he iz more of a crimmy-nul cat den I like to admits. He may be related to da Sopranoze.)


Delilah said she wouldz help in da cafÈ by servin’ our patronz (I can gets her to work reel cheep!) & Iris iz gonna be da hostess. So keeps your pawz crossied dat da loan goez through.

Da bank of Cat-a-fornia givez cats pre-furred percent-age rates (97%!) on der loanz fur a turd of a squillion. Dat may be a tad bit high fur some…but da dadee lovez me, so he might co-sign if I asks him nicely.

“Dadee??? Are youz around? Canz we have a talkee?”

Wordly-more Wed-nez-day

I gots lots to say here, 'cuz da momee braxe ALL her promisez to me.

Now...lets get sumpin' straights. I lovez my frendz. Da cats dat livez in dis house lovez dere boy frendz & gurl frendz... & it iz not fair fur da momee to work so hard dat we cannot complete our bloggie & vizit our frendz. Dis iz DIS-grace-full!!!

"Momee??? Do you hearz me???? You are lettin' evfurry cat down."

So here iz da plan. I yam gonna has to bite her butt. & mebbe peez on her pillow. Yes, I yam really a bad cat. 'Say lah vee,' az da beanz are so fond of sayin.'

Here are some pix dat da momee toox oevfur da weekend...at leastee she had da presince of mind to do dat!"

Uh-oh. Iz dis a fresh tay-bull clothee? Dat iz not a good sign of tingz to come.

Da momee haz been cleanin housee instead of lettin' me bloggie! I hope she doezn't expect me to clean. I yam not gonna hu-more her on dis score.

"Delilah! You better listen up! Da momee iz on da war path wit da housee! I suggest dat you hide, & mebbe get in your rat cave."

"Tell you whats. You go dat way & I will go dis way & dat way, we canz avoydz her all-together. And-alay! And-alay!"

Da moral of da Wed-nez-day storee? Get in yer spot & dont's move or else gets da heck outta Dodge! If momeez are H-bent on cleanin' housee, do what da dadee doez & leavez!!!!

"Dadee!!! Waits fur me. I yam right bee-hind you."

A pack-age fur Maximillian

Monday a.m. Delilah update: She iz perkin' up!!! She waz nozey bitin' da momee & dadee & slurpin' up her foodz! Da momee found her & Iris slappin at a YELLOW JACKEt in da bedroom. Da momee puts 2 + 2 togedder & tinks dat Delilah mebbe hadz an allergic reacshun to a bee sting. Haz any other catz heard of dis happenin? We iz so grateful fur all your purrin' & prayerz dat we iz doin' handspringz! Da LOVE CRUIZE iz on!!! We will keeps you posted. Also check da Cat Bloggospear later dis week, before da V-Day of coursee.


I yam besidez myself. Dis iz my bloggie, but justee LOOK at what da mad Bad-Burrman gots in da mail from dat nice gurl Kellie da Orange Cat.

"Look Maximillian! You got mail!"

Oh wow, I can't believe it! I got a beautiful card and some 'nip mousies and a fish. I've never had a package in my life!

Hmmmm. Sniff, sniff. Is that delightful fragrance a small bit of Kellie? Or maybe the nip is driving me crazy. I think I LOVE that striped fishy daddy.

But what I really like to do is whap a couple of mice at the same time. Whap! Whap! See how manly my big paws are Kellie? I just love to use my extra toes to whap things. (Yup, I iz sure he doez Kellie, espeshully me!)

I am stunned. No one has ever done such a nice thing for me before. I am going to stare into the ethers and think of Kellie receiving my Valentine that I sent to her.

Oh SURE, da Burr-man sent Kellie a pack-age too. But, 'cuz da Burmeze Security Forcez made him works oevfur time, da pack-age izn't gonna gets to Canada until AFTER Valentinez Day. Personabully, I tink he iz uzin' dis az an ex-cuse. Kellie, I hopes you iz a patient kitty.