Friday, April 4, 2008

Stinkie & da Itty-Bitty Cafe & Credit Cardz Gone Bad

Here iz a nice pic dat da momee took recently of Auntie Stinkie. Bouncie thought dat he should take Auntie Stinkie on a walk through the rozie gardunz & den dey can comez & haz a tasty tea wit me in my “Itty-Bitty Cafe'.” (Right now dis iz in da momeez kitsch-hen, but not fur long.)

See? Da Auntie Stinkie iz tinkin' abouts what I should make fur her & her sweetie Mr Bounce. He iz such a gentleman cat, dat she iz ovefur joyed! & Both of der birfdayz are comin' up. (I will makes an announcemint later next week....)

I yam tinkin’ abouts makin’ dem some shrimp puff pastereez, some tuna mini (Oh Mini???Are you listenin’ sweetie???) pee-sawz wit anchoveez, & mebbe some mackerel macaroni. Auntie Stinkie lovez noodullz almostee az much az she likes her fishy & chix-hen.


Since I yam plannin’ on getting’ my new Itty Bitty CafÈ open wit a loan from da Bank of Cat-a-fornia, I have been bizzy writin’ a bizzyness plan.


Michico & Adan suggested dat da mad bad Burr-man & I couldz be good business cats. I tinks dey iz right. So after we gets outta trou-bull wit Daisy & Chey’s bogus credit card billz we canz open up da cafÈ.


(By da way, Chey…didz you hear dat da Maxi boughts a tug-boat to haul da freighter full of nip into da Vancouver Harbour? & well, he uzed YOUR card number fur dat portion of dis spectack-you-lar present to da Miss Kellie. I would take dis up wit da Maxi, since he iz more of a crimmy-nul cat den I like to admits. He may be related to da Sopranoze.)


Delilah said she wouldz help in da cafÈ by servin’ our patronz (I can gets her to work reel cheep!) & Iris iz gonna be da hostess. So keeps your pawz crossied dat da loan goez through.


Da bank of Cat-a-fornia givez cats pre-furred percent-age rates (97%!) on der loanz fur a turd of a squillion. Dat may be a tad bit high fur some…but da dadee lovez me, so he might co-sign if I asks him nicely.

“Dadee??? Are youz around? Canz we have
a talkee?”

19 comments:

Ariel said...

Hi Dr.Tweety,

I hope you get the loan.Your cafe sounds wonderful I didn't know you cooked I'm very impressed :)

Daisy said...

Auntie Stinkie is pretty. How did she get that name, anyway?

I am going to write to the Credit Card company and dispute the bill. That should take care of that!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am surprised that you were able to charge that on my card. I mean I've had my credit limit cut off for refusing to pay.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Auntie Stinkie is so adorable, she is so teeny tiny. I am glad that Bounce is going to take her for a walk in the rose garden, they seem purrfect for each other.

Don't worry Dr. Tweety, I am sure you will get your loan. If you need any business help be sure to ask my Maximillian, he is very good at business!

My Dearest Maximillian,
I teleported down to the Port of Vancouver this morning and watched my freighter of catnip arrive. I have never received such a wonderful and thoughtful present. I have the best boyfriend EVER!

My Mum is concerned with where we will store all this nip, but she worries too much - we shall find a place.

If you can tear yourself away from the Burmese Security Council this weekend, then please teleport over and enjoy some nip with me.

Love
Kellie

The Furry Kids said...

I hope you get your loan. The cafe sounds like a great idea!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

We love the pictures of Auntie Stinkie! She is so very lovely and a perfect match for our Bounce.

Dearest Auntie Stinkie, I love the pictures of you and cannot wait to see you again. You have brought an old gentleman cat so much love and happiness and I am forever grateful to you my love.
Yours always,
Bounce

Princess said...

Aunty Stinkie is really beautiful, her furs are incredible. Does she have a .... eh-hem... gas problem or somthing? no no never mind, none of my business.

I hope you get the loan. I think you should be excused from pyaing that past bill...it's over and probably has something to do with loan crisis, dont you think?. I do
I am excited about your cafe!!!!!!
really I am!

The Crew said...

Only 97% interest. That's quite a deal, Tweet! You'd better sign up before they retract that offer.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Auntie Stinkie gots her name dis way:
She waz da neigh-borez cat & dey were da onez dat named her "Stinky". So when she gots to be our Auntie, da momee & dadee wents through all kindz of tingz to callz her, but she didz not want her named changed. So, she became our Auntie Stinkie.

She actually doez not smell bad or do da farts. I yam glad she doez nots do da farts, cuz I would has to gets a noze plug.

Sunny's Mommy said...

I hope your Daddy signs and you get the loan. Your cafe is going to be wonderful!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Ooh, ya gotta watch out fer those credit cardz!

MoMo said...

Dr T, you are such a professional! I look forward to the opening of your Itty Bitty Cafe because you always serve up such delicious foodies. Just that list of party food had me salivating onto my rug.

Auntie Stinkie is so petite and pretty.

Forty Paws said...

We wood like to hep revu yur bizness plan. We hast taken online bizness courses frum da Katikin Une-ver-tee.

Luf, Us

Black Cat said...

I will keep my paws - I mean fingers - crossed that you get the loan because I think your cafe will be very successful, you are such a good cook. I love those pictures of Auntie Stinkie:) xxx

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Good luck with your café! It sounds like a wonderful plan. We hope you get the loan!

Angus said...

I like anything crunchy, like fishy crackers or Cheez-its, and if my waitress is Delilah, I'll leave a BIG tip!

My mom knows how to drive a big truck, she could transport the 'nip from the boat to your house! She does anything I tell her to!

Boy said...

You are such a gweat business cat! I wouldn't know how to go about doing all that!

Henry Helton said...

Shrimp puff pastries? Yummeeeeeee!

Tiger Lily said...

I think your Daddee will not want to help you get a loan at 97 percent especially if he is anything like my Daddy! Your menu sounds really good though.

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