Wednesday, April 2, 2008

"Boys, you have phone calls!"

"Doctor Tweety! Look, you have a phone call. Is it Mini?"

"Uh momee. You puts dem on hold. I do nots tink dat waz da Mini. I did nots hear dem cleerly, but I tink dey were speakin' Burmese."
Oh fur crime-ninniez sakee! Now dey are tryin' on da cell. Iz dere no restee here fur me?

I yam beginnin to tinks dat my brudder da mad bad-Burr-man ordered some nip offa da internet uzin' Daisy da Curly Cat's credit card! Mebbe dat iz why her bill waz so eye-ball poppin.'

Or mebbe dis iz da telly-marketerz from Burma, da nip growin' cappy-tull of da world.

"Maximillian???? Wakee uppee dude! I tink dis iz fur you. It's da Burmeze 'Nip Society, & dey wants to know if dey should ship all 567 tonz of nip to one Miss Kellie da Orange Cat in British Collumbee-ah."
"Hullo? Yes, this is Maximillian. Uh, yes, I did order one freighter to be delivered to the Vancouver Port. Is there anything wrong? Uh... please repeat. Oh my, you say that the credit card was denied?"

"Mommy? Could you please get your wallet out?"
Didz I hear dat right??? He ordered an entire FREIGHTER?

OMG... dis iz it. Da jig iz up. Let's me outta dis housee right now! Mini sweetie???? I am on da way!


Adan*Michico said...

Sounds you are a very busy business man!!

MoMo said...

You guys are just SOOOOOO funny! SS is still giggling away there. An entire freighter would bury Kellie alive.

Scout said...

My oh my!!!

Ariel said...

Lol..That's alot of nip are ya gonna have a nip party? I've given you an award please go to my blog and see :)

Tybalt said...

Wow, Max! A whole freighter?! Kellie is one lucky kitty!

Angus said...

Dude, that is one awesome gift for your girl..too bad your credit line can't keep up with the throb of your heart!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wowie a whole freighter of nip! Um, what is a freighter? It sounds like a lot if it is too expensive for your credit card!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie, I cannot believe our birthdays are so close together. Mine is April 8th, what is your exact birthday? I can't wait to see your portrait, I'm sure it will reflect your outer and inner beauty.

Love and kisses,

Daisy said...

Wow, a freighter is a lot. I do not think that accounts for the entire $999,999.00 bill on my credit card. But it could account for at least $492,000.00 of the bill. But don't worry, I get Cash Back for every purchase.

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie kazowie... a whole FRAYTUR of 'nippies? That's just fabyoolus -- Kellie's a furry lucky gurl, and I think she's gonna hafta throw a nip pawtay!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Furry Kids said...

Whoa! That's a lotta nip!


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow! That's one big nip party coming up - in jail. Too bad the bill has to be paid.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Maximillian Dear,

A WHOLE freighter of nip! You are far too generous, I would be quite satisfied with just a large box, but if it is on its way..... then we should throw a huge nip party at my house, invite the whole cat blogosphere and really get googly eyed!

I can make nip-tinis and maybe Dr. Tweety could make some Chick-hen, it sounds fantastic!

Will you be able to get some time off from the Burmese Security Council?

Let me know what date works for you.

Your Kellie

Mickey said...

So,does this mean Max will be grounded? Hahaha!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

THE ZOO said...

ooohhhh boy a fraytur of the nip. sownds grate.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Oh boy :-0 Does Max regularly try to commit fraud? His furry butt could end up in jail!

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone