Sunday, April 20, 2008

Come on in.. I yam open fur bizzy-ness!

I hope evfurry cat iz comfy & haz found a place to sit. It iz a itty bitty crowdud in here, but dat iz understandabull... it iz after all, da Itty Bitty Cafe'. (You can see da oevfur all deezine if youse scrollz down to da nextee post)

I baked some nip cookiez in da shapes of D-A-W-Gz. Deze are LOADED wit nip... so goez EZ on 'em if you wants to get back home to your housee & not get busted!


Miss Peach suggested dats I do some venison steaks wit nip fur my frendz wit allergeez... Okeedokee! I whipped some up. Dere iz no shortage of vishus vegan deerzez in dis neck of da woodz.

Den fur my meezer palzez, espeshully Milez & Sammy & Chey, I haz roasted a 76 pound ham. Mebbe dere will be a itty bitty bit left oevfur fur da rest of us, but I wouldn't count on it.


Az alwayz, I yam pourin' triple niptiniz. Now listen up you youngsterz under da age of two: You will nots be allowed in da bar witout snoopervision. So don't evfun tink abouts sneakin' in!



I hopes you all haz a terrific time. I tink we deservez it after da lastee couple of weeks.

77 comments:

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh wow! Dr. Tweety, this is wonderful. You have worked so so hard. I would love to try some venison. Maybe it will help me get over my fears of Vishus Deer.
Can I help you serve some foods?

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Delilah??? Bring oevfur dat empty tray & we will loadz it up wit da roastied meats. Mr Hendrix iz goin to help!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Hendrix... didz you know dat we haz at leastee 10 BIG FAT vishus vegan deerzez dat walks through our place evfurry day??? We cannots get rid of dem.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Okay, I teleported home and got some Lizquila. Break out the shot glasses!

Ollie

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Yippee!!!! I yam readdy to try dis stuff

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

HIC! Yikes... dat haz quite da kick to it. Okeedokee.. all da two year oldz outta da bar. Dis iz OFF LIMITS to you.

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Yes peas to some nip cookies and also I will like to try one of the vishus deers. Bout time we were eating them and not the other way around! Also, here is my ::cough:: fake :::cough:: ID. Yes I am really two whole year old! Whoever said I was not even 8 months is lying! Don't I look big and mancatly? I am two!! Niptini peas!

Ariel said...

Hi Tweety,

I made mom get up and come to the cafe.I must have a piece of that delicious looking ham and a niptini.

What is it mom?...

I can to have a niptini I've 5 years old okay now your here just to type.

Now where was I before I was so rudely interrupted "Oh Yeah" Ham here I come.

Ariel said...

Nom,Nom this ham is delicious don't worry I didn't eat it all.Mom told me I have to watch my manners.Yet I must say Tweety your a wonderful cook your ham's much better than my moms.

What is it mom?

Well it is what can I say hear taste
(pulls off a piece of ham for mom)

See what I'd tell you now stop drooling your embarrassing me.

Ariel said...

Well Tweety,

We must be going mom needs to take her pain medicine.Thank you so much I had a lovely time and I hope you don't mind I took alittle ham for home.Mom 's not cooking since she's not feeling well.Bye...Hugs Ariel

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Its OKeedokee. You can takes some ham home fur your momee too Ariel!

Cecil! I gusesse dat F-A-K-E ID iz Ok. Hmmm.... I didn't tinks about dat.

Chairman Mao said...

WHEE!!!! This is a superduper place. thankies so much! Those dawggie nip cookies are yummy and they're makin me feel kinda googly eyed! I love feelin googly eyed.

And triple niptinis???? Yippeeyahooiewoohoo! (rollin around on my back with my pawsies inna air)

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Chairman Mao said...

Shoot, I just missed my sweetiepie -- I saw Ariel just left! I'm sorry to hear her momma's not feelin well. I'm glad Ariel gotted some of that yummy ham!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Mao!
Yes, your sweetie justee left! Her poor momee.....
Here, all you Ballicai haz sumpin' to eat!!!!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh, Dr. Tweety, thank you so much -- this cafe is marvelous! I am enjoying everything tremendously, and I'm especially fond of the lizard pie! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Dorydoo said...

Roast Beef! I just LOVE roast beef. nom nom nom nom.... mmmmmm, Dr. Tweety, this ROCKS! Thank you, my friend!

Love and cuddles from Dorydoo!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Welcome Marilyn,
Dat pie iz a speshul recipee of Daisy's. Who iz da desygnated drivefur today???

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Dorydoo!!! I tink Delilah waz waitin' fur you. She haz some nice gurl gossip to go oevfur.

Brainball said...

Dr. Tweety, my great and floofy friend, thank you so much! This cafe is great, and we Ballicai are going to put up our paws and enjoy!

Everything is delicious, but my purrsonal favorites are the duck a la king (naturally "king", since I am an Alpha Cat) and the sausage and the gizzards.

Rumbly purrs and floofy headbonks from Brainball!

Dorydoo said...

Oh, goodie! That will be fun, girl talk with Delilah.

Brainball is our designated driver today! He likes niptinis in moderation, but as for Mao and I...

*burrrrrrrp* (giggle)

And Marilyn... well, 'nip makes her tiddly!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Brainball.. I yam so glad dat da Alpha Ballicus stopped in. You guyzez will has to be careful if you transports any of da goodiez home. You don't want your momee to has to come & gets you out of da calaboose.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Dorydoo... you & Mao justee sit back & haz all da niptiniz you wants. I trust da Brainball to gets you home.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

OKeedokee Ballicai!!! I gotta go gets da dadee sumpin'. Drat! He iz askin' me & da momee to helps him find da car keyz of all tingz! I will be back later.. so you all justee settle in.
I LOVE it dat you all came by.

Brainball said...

We Ballicai are delighted to be here, my friend! We'll hang out here all day and enjoy the food -- and the excellent, excellent company!

Cecil the Cougar: said...

PURR, I am glad that my F-A-K-E ID worked!!! I am feeling a little itty bitty tipsy. It is my first ::hickup:: niptini ::hickup:: I feeeeeeeel good. Fanks Dr. Tweety!

HotMBC said...

Wow, Dr Tweety, efurrything is great! Oh yum yum. I have to try that vishus deer steak. Mmmmmmmm
::smoochez the Dr Chef::
--Mini

China Cat said...

Oooh, I love your new cafe, Dr. Tweety! I was especially thrilled when I saw that ham was on the menu! Yum yum yummy!

Purrrrrrs, China Cat

Willow said...

China Cat loves that ham but I personally was thrilled about the roasted chix-hens. They were so delicious at one of your previous parties. I am so glad you invited us! Dr. Tweety, what a wonderful cafe you have, along with your investors!

Purrrrrrrs, Willow

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh Dr.Tweety, it looks like your Itty Bitty Cafe is going to be a huge success. Pleez can we have vishus deer steaks, they look lishus, and of course a triple Niptini to wash them down.

Forty Paws said...

Wat a grate menu! We ist haffin so much fun!

:::ptooie::: That's Gatsbi spittin owt sum hair frum her squirrel tail. She sez it's quite yummy tho.

We ist glad u gotz a 76lb ham so der will be a itty bitty bit left fur da rest ov us.

Nom nom nom.

Slurp slurp slurp. Dis Lizquila hast a kik!

Wowee!!

{{{spin}}}

The Meowers from Missouri said...

goshes, doc! this is just wunnerful!! no way would we haf missed this after that lishus nipchip cookie you tempted us wif yesterday!

the meowers voted that the roastie chix-hen was the best ofurall delight, but the lizerd pie an' the tuna pastries was furry close seconds.

*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM* SMACK!!!
ed!! getcher face outta that hamm! *muttering: jeez, ya can't take that boy anywhere . . .*

(oh, doc? we's sorry, but the hamm platter needs a fill-up; ed saw it, an' since miles & sammy wasn't there right then, he just hoovered it all gone!)

our mom wonders if miss daisy did the decor--she says it's so fashionably retro. shux; we just liked it cause there were lotsa chairs an' tables to jump up on!

it has been a delightful day--thank you so much! bestest of luck wif the cafe!!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Dr. Tweety this is a wonderful cafe and the food looks and smells delicious! Is there any ham left? (Samamtha)

I'll try some of that vishus deer Dr. Tweety! It smells wonderful!
Tigger

Cheysuli and gemini said...

BUURRRPPP...

Excellent.

MoMo said...

Ooooooh, Dr Tweety, you have outdone yourself! What yummilicious food - love the venison and of course the ham!!!! Triple niptini? But of course! Ever seen me refusing one of those? Lick, lick, lick. Ummmmm, yummo!

Your cafe is wonderful. Great decor and atmosphere. I am going to ask some kitties over. Maybe we can have regular social nights here for chats

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Well I yam so happy to see dat so many of you came by & enjoyed da eats. Yup, we iz gonna has to haz a refill on evfurryting (hic!) & I better go pop in dat OTHER ham dats I had outside smokin'. I tink dat one weighz abouts 92 poundz... so, dere will be no shortagez here!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

I justee lovez it dat some of da gurl cats iz not afraid to burp.. dis iz a complymint to da chef.
Anyone fur a round of lizquila?

HotMBC said...

I'll have some lizquila, Dr Tweety! Fanks :)
-- Mini

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Mini sweetie!!!! Quick.. Delilah! Bringz anudder glass fur Mini!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Mini, you can tellz your momee dat it iz OK. I will not lets you drive home witout an escort. Mebbe oyu should justee plan on spendin' da night wit da gurlz in dere bedroom.

Beezer said...

Well, bless my paws and whiskers!
This place is just fab-boooo-les! My good Doctor you have just the purrsciption for what ails me, a large niptini. Oh, and a few of those nom-nom looking tuna puffs.

Daisy said...

Congratulations, Dr. Tweety! Your cafe is a huge success! I am so proud of you.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Welcome Beezer. Yes, pleeze make yourself comfy!

Daisy... I owez much of da success to you fur your lemon-aid & da itty bitty shrunken green paperz.
I couldn't haz done witout you!

topcatrules said...

Dr Tweety!! Dr Tweety!!!!!

I baked something good! Do you want to bring it over???

I baked it last night, then I just saw this post on the cat blogosphere this morning!

Do you want to have it over here?? Cause you can - there is lots for everyone - with purrs from Pyewacket, baker extraordinaire.

I would like you to have it.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Pye,

I would love some of dat mousie pie!!! Bring it on oevfur!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ooooh dis is great! Hi Dr Tweety...Mmm ham AND vishus deer, nip woofies! Mousie pie! We'z in heaven. Hope yoo don't mind dat we brawt Alfred da woofie along, we couldn't just leave him at da cottage alone wif da beans.

Fat Eric said...

Oh YUM!!! You lay on the BEST catering Dr Tweety! I will definitely be coming again.

Moki said...

Oh Dr. Tweety you have out done yourself. Everything tastes as good as it looks!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Zip, Sadie, Speed!!! Yes, bring on da D-A-W-G!!! I tink dere iz more den one woofie here rights now!!!

Eric!!! Glad you could makes it... lets haz anudder round of cookiez!!!

Moki! We haz a speshull good deezert fur you.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

I wants to tanks ALL da cats dat stopped in today. It waz justee ggrrreat.
You are da onez dat makes it all speshull.. & I yam proud to cook fur you any time.
You can uze da cafe' fur whatevfur you like.
I yam tinkin' about settin it up on it's own Bloggie... but da momee can barely help me wit dis one.. so I don't wanna makes any promisez.
But... mebbe we couldz haz it once a month or sumpin.'
I will be workin' on dis.

The Cat Realm said...

GREAT!!!! Another party - and we don;t have to worry about the clean-up, hahahahahahah!
Give me ham - give me COOKIES - give me niptinis.... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - I'll tell Karl and Emil to come over too....
Mrs. OZ

Samantha & Tigger said...

Dr. Tweety this is the best place! We have never tasted such great food! Is there still some triple Niptini's left? We are so stuffed!
Samantha & Mr. Tigger

Gretchen said...

I know we are on the same time zone but I hope I'm not too late for some ham. I think your Itty Bitty cafe is so quaint. Cozy and friendly. Thanks for inviting me.

I'll have some niptini cookies, too, please. The ones shapped like doggies. I really love ham! and I'm staying away from that lizard drink. That nearly put me under at The Cats Realms Party.

Could I just have some catnip tea instead...you do have catnip tea, don't you?

Hi there, Marilyn, Mao, Dorydoo and Braniball. This is just wonderful. Is there room for me to sit with you at your table, Marilyn?

Oh, Mr. Hendrix, you're a wonderful food server. You must have done this before.

I told Mike to come with me, but he took off on his motorcycle earlier. I think he's a little hungry for travel right now. May I take him home a kitty bag? I think he'd like to taste vishus deer.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Gretchen, dear BFSC! Yes, please -- over to my table, *kiss, kiss*. So happy to see you! Isn't this a fabulous cafe? So kind of Dr. Tweety and the Fab Five!

Dorydoo said...

Emil's coming??? Oh, HEE HEE HEE! We'll have us a burpathon! Dr. Tweety, I'm glad you don't mind burping girlcats! I just can't seem to contain myself......

BBBEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHP

*hic*

Yes, these are excellent *hic* niptinis!

Chairman Mao said...

Hiya, Gretchen and effurybodies! We Ballicai are just lovin this place. I'm so full, but I think I've just gotta have just a teensy weensy more of that HAM!

Brainball said...

And I am absolutely full of gizzards! *licks chops* I am a contented mancat!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

this is so so fun! thanks for letting us help. usually Bendrix just makes a mess and leaves.
i think i've had to many Lizquilas to even lift a tray anymore!
This is such fun and it is great to see so many friends.

Samantha said...

Phew, that is some lizquila. I think I will stay over if that's ok Dr Tweety. I may have to sleep here on the sofa, though. *hic*

Mini

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What an opening day. Not even room to stand. But the food is great and the drinks are ... hic. Ooops. Sorry, that was Cotton. She can't hold her nip as well as we younger cats can. Are we allowed to invite our canine bros & sissies? They're kind of jealous, but Buddy and Samaritan are rather large.

Congratulations.

THE ZOO said...

WOW KWIT A SPREAD YALL PUT OWT. YOU PUT ON A GUD PARTY DR TWEETY. WERE SORRY WE MISST IT BUT WANT TA OFFER CONCATULASHUNS TO YOO ON YUR STORE.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Nom, nom, nom, nom... wonnerful!
Fanks so much! Do you cater?

Angus Mhor said...

I'll have one of the venison steaks, and a niptini, and one for my lady friend, Delilah, who looks so fetching in her little French maid apron! Come over here, darlin' and take a break. I'm sure the Doc can do without you for just a little minute.
My compliments to the Chef!

Gretchen said...

*kiss, kiss* Marilyn, what a delight menu, so delicious. It's fun to just eat and chat, isn't it?

Oh, Mrs Oz. I didn't see you right away. (whips out sunglasses) I'm so glad you are here, I was hoping you'd show up with your new sunglasses, so I brought mine, too. We can be twins *giggle* Marilyn, how do we look in our pineapple glasses?

This is such a fun cafe and food *kisses paw* is to die for!

Dr. Tweety you're a very good cafe owner and a really good host. Thank you.

Mike said...

Hey, gang! Mike, the biker Dude's here. Am I too late for ham? Is there a Pesi in the place, or maybe a rootbeer? I've got my bike outside and I have to dirve it home. It's a long way from Albany to Newberg, so something with cafine would help.

Hey, Mao, my bud, wanna take a spin on my bike with me?

Mrs. Oz, you look gorgeous in the those glasses.

Gretchen is that you behind those pineapple glasses? Wow, It's uncanny.

Hi, Dr. Tweety, nice place you have here. We haven't been formally introduced, I'm Gretchen's fluffhead friend.
She said I should come...I hope that was okay with you?

Henry Helton said...

I have stopped by for a late night snack. I think I'll have me a DAWG cookie.

PB & J said...

Are you guys open 24 hours!? Mommy only just let us get on the computer! Can we get some DAWG cookies to go? We've got to get around and visit everyone still!

Thanks Dr. Tweety, your cafe is pawesome!

Chairman Mao said...

Whoa, Mike! KOOL BIKE!!!! I'd love to take a spin with you!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*GIGGLE*! Gretchen, you and Ms. OZ look adorable as sunglasses twins!

Mike said...

Way to go, Mao. Hey, Marilyn don't leave anytime soon. Mao and I are gonna take a spin on my bike. Be back in 10.

Let's go bro!

Sassy Kat said...

This is the nicest cafe I have been to. I don't know what to order to eat everything looks delicious. I will take what your recommendation would be.

Chairman Mao said...

YIPPEE, Mike! Let's Get On Yur Bad Motur Skootur and R-I-D-E! hehehe

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Hi, Sassy! You're looking beautiful! The lizard pie is fabulous, and Brainball loved the duck a la king! And I'm always partial to tuna puffs. *smile* But everything is scrumptious!

Karen Jo said...

I'm sorry I'm so late. Sunday is a very busy day at work and I had to work a bit overtime. Dr. Tweety, I loved the catnip cookies you left me yesterday and just had to come over. I'll have a bit of roast beef and an niptini. Thank you very much.

felinesopher said...

ohhh...we miss your grand opening of the cafe! hikz...

the meals looks veryyy delicious & nyummyy indeed;) do you have anything left?

1st ManCat Monday furr Big Brother Bunjie, Meaouwy Troops leader

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh my, this was amazing. Amazing foods and amazing drinks and amazing people. Wow, FAZ

The Crew said...

Oh...crappity, crap, crap, crap...we missed the grand opening!!! Although it looks like you had quite a crowd there, so maybe it's best if we 4 stop by another time.

The menu choices are top notch, Tweet and those dawg cookies look especially good. With 76 lb. of ham, I assume you might have some leftovers so when I get up from my morning nap, we'll be by.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Wowza!!!! DIS WAZ A RAGIN' SUXCESS. TANKS TO ALL MY PALZ WHO HELPED OUT. I COULD NOT HAZ DONE A BETTER JOB MYSELF OF PLAYIN' HOSTEE. I WA SO BIZZY POURIN' DRINKX & MAKIN STEAKS DAT I HADZ TO RELY ON YOU TO MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN.

I LOVE DA KITTEEZ OF DA BLOGGOSPEARZ!!!

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone