Monday, April 14, 2008

Terry-bull pan-cakes!

Da momee thought she wouldz help me by makin' some gluten-free pancakes. She thought dat some of my frendz might haz speshul dietary needz, & dat I could serve deze in da Itty Bitty Cafe'.
"No momee no! I cannot standz dem! Takes 'em away!"
Do peoplez really eats dis stuffee?
Az you can see fur yourself (on dat cake below), evfun da Delilah couldz not take more den a itty bitty bite.

Da momee herself sez to da dadee,"Oh dear, these horrible pancakes taste like sandy cardboard! And they have the nerve to charge six green papers for this disgusting mix?"

Well I coulda told her & saved her da trubull. Any ting dat iz not found in my Saveur iz NOT gonna be served in MY cafe'!

15 comments:

Daisy said...

Heehee! I see the teeny-tiny bite from the pancake. If it tastes terrible, I do not blame you for turning away in disgust.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Hmm, we have never had pancakes. We will tell mom not to make the kind you had. Maybe if they were chick-hen flavored they would be better.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Thankfully no beans nor cats in our household need to stick to a gluten free diet. Sunny sez he's glad to hear those pancakes won't be on your Cafe menu.

The Furry Kids said...

Hmmm, this might pose a problem for your cafe. I'm glad that you have such discriminating taste, Dr. Tweety. I'm so excited about your new business venture.

Love,
Tazo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that I would prefer my gluten free pancakes to be made of tuna.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Fake food is allus really hard ta make tastey! We is glad we dont hafta worry about that stuff...

SophieKitty said...

I don't like bean food. Your post reminded me why.

Princess said...

*blick* I am so glad you tested them. I do not like eating icky stuff dr. T.
How about salmon pancakes? how about ham!!! mmmm yummy

Princess said...

your birthday is tomorrow too? wowie cool! that makes me haaaaappy

MoMo said...

I like that picture of you turning away FAST. I am so happy that you are overseeing the quality control over the food to be served. Considering some of the food that is being served, and I am not saying where to avoid libel, it is highly desirable that as the cafe owner you have the resposiblity to do so.

THE ZOO said...

we no eet pancakes arownd here. thats gud too ifid theys taste bad.

Happy Purrthday Dr. Tweety.

THE ZOO said...

we no eet pancakes arownd here. thats gud too ifid theys taste bad.

Happy Purrthday Dr. Tweety.

Moki said...

I've never seen a pancake before so that what they look like? They sound just awful. Good thing my bean can burn water. I have no fears of her ever trying to cook them for me!!! MOL...

Angus said...

6 green papers? That's just robbery! Bring back the real food, Mrs. Dr. Tweety, before my Delilah grows too thin!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Our Dad can't eat gluten eifur. They get Bob's Red Mill pancake mix an it's kinda like cardboard but not too bad. Cept Mom an Dad won't share pancake wif us - it's on the Not for Kitty list :-(
They usually puts berries on dem insteada sticky sweet shtuff.

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