Thursday, May 1, 2008

It's heeere!!!! Happy Sweet Sixteen Auntie Stinkie!!!

We lovez you all fur stoppin' in!!!! Da cats are sleepin' it off now.. but we'll be chexin in tommorow.

But, before we go:
Knocky knocky, who iz dere?
Who?
Derierre!
(:)


Happy Sweet Sixteen!!!!


Dr Tweety: "It iz ackshoely here! Da Auntie Stinkie turnz Sweet Sixteen to-day!!! We iz so egg-cited & dere iz lots goin' on, 'cuz we iz gonna haz a nip partee fur all our frendz.

Dere iz many birf-dayz to celly-brate, includin' Gretchen (she iz turnin' four & hazzin' a HUGE tea partee), Tiger Lilly iz two! & her itty-bitty brudder Ruckus iz one, (& dere dadee iz turnin' a sqwillion az well!) & I tink Gandalf & Grayson are turnin' four & fivez!!! Phew!

Now in honor of Auntie Stinkie, da Fab Five haz cooked up a nip partee. Da onlee probplumb iz gettin' da nip connexshun. Uh, Maximillian??? Since you haz been in Burma lately, can you helps us out on dis?"


Maximillian: "Okay Doctor, I'll try. I know this is a very special day for Auntie Stinkie. If it was for your birthday, I might have a different tact. But since the beautiful Kellie will attend, I can think of nothing better than locating the approximately 59,000 tons of catnip that I know mommy and daddy planted while I was in Burma earning kibbles."


Auntie Stinkie: " Oh this is very silly! The rest of the Fab Five have told me that for my Sweet 16, that mommy and daddy grew an inordinate amount of catnip. I decided to go outside and sniff around in the newly tilled garden to 'look' for it. You know that I am totally blind, so I am really 'sniffing' for it."



"Hmmmm, smells suspiciously like nip to me!"


Delilah: " Oh Auntie Stinkie!!! I think I found something over here by the garlic!"


"Is this it?"

"Uncle Tweety? Do you think this is the nip that mommy and daddy planted?"

Dr Tweety: " I hardlee tinks so Delilah. Dis looks more likes sage to me."


Iris: " I think I've found it! It was between the lupine and the Black Eyed Susan!!"



Delilah: "I am going to take a little rest and dream about the party and Angus Mhor wearing a top hat!"

Iris: " Look every cat! I think I finally spotted it!"


Delilah: " Oh Iris! My sweet sissie, I don't think that it is nip. I believe mommy and daddy planted it over here in the shade garden."

Auntie Stinkie: " Isn't this supposed to be my party? I can't believe these whippersnappers have misplaced the nip!"


Dr Tweety: " Iris!!! Is that it? Oh MY GAWD! Haz we reely lostee da nip fur da partee??? What iz we gonna do??? All da catz of da Bloggospear iz gonna showz upee & we iz gonna haz nuttin'!"


Daddy: "Ummm, Fab Five, is this it? I don't know an herb from a Herb."


Auntie Stinkie: " Bouncie??? Is that you sweetie? Oh please rescue me from these inept creatures! I just wanted to have a quiet Sweet Sixteen, but now Dr Tweety and Maximillian have gone completely nuts.

It is the senior cats that have developed a sense of Godliness. We know things that the youngsters do not. (Like where I stashed the nip!)"

(I love you sweet Bouncie!)

87 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Don't worry guys - I still have plenty of nip from the freighter that my wonderful Maximillian sent me. I shall bring lots of nip when I teleport over for Auntie Stinkie's party. I can't believe Auntie Stinkie is going to be 16, she looks wonderful for her age. This is going to be such a fun party.

I shall see you soon my Dear Maximillian!

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie! I am ever so glad that I was able to return from Hawaii in time for your sweet 16 birthday party. Many happy wishes on this milestone day of yours. We senior ladies must take good care of ourselves and still have our share of fun in the catnip sun!
I met lots of nice kitties while on Maui...it is a beautiful place! Oh and adventure, I had plenty of those too! Right now I am abit tired from all of the traveling, but it is oh so good to be home again.
Now come and sit by me and lets have some salmon cakes and catnip cookies to celebrate you special day dear friend...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie! You don't look 16 at all!

SophieKitty said...

Happy birthday, Auntie Stinkie! I wish you many more.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Auntie Stinkie:
Oh all my sweet friends! Kellie dear (boy, do you have your hands full with that Maximillian!), Miss Peach (I am so happy that you returned from your trip to Hawaii! Yes, sweet friend, let's sit and have a salmon cake together and watch these 'youngsters'), Jan and crew... so glad you stopped in, and Sophie sweetie... I am sure there are some niptinis in Dr Tweety's Itty Bitty Cafe'.
Let the fun begin!

THE ZOO said...

Happy Happy 16th Purrthday Auntie Stinkie. yoo still luk grate.

fanks fur the koncern. ise still not back to meself so ise going to the vet tomorrow...Flair

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Flair!!!!! We has to gets you better... Auntie Stinkie would nots want it any other way...
We iz gonna do some major purrin' tonight fur our frend.
Pleaze, evfurry cat dat stops in, purr fur our frend Flair! (See hiz commint above dis one.)

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Happy Sweet 16!!!! You should ask for a brand new car! Not to drive or anything, but just to put your hairs all over!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Cecil!!!! Yes, I tink dat Auntie Stinkie Shooold gets a new car! After all, dis will be her firstee LEGAL drivin.'
Boy o boy, will she be glad to see you itty bitty cutie!

The Cat Realm said...

Happy happy happy birthday Auntie Stinkie!!!! We have brought LOTS of nip, so don't worry - let's PARTY!
Karl, Emil, and Mrs. OZ

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Catnip for your birthday! How wonderful Auntie Stinkie!!!

Gretchen said...

Happy Birthday Sweet Auntie Stinkie!

Hugs...G

HotMBC said...

Happy Purrthday Aunty Stinkie! We brought some nip (a lot, actually) hehehe It's the good stuff. Yummy! We brought some toona cakes for you too. We hope you have a really super sweet 16th purrthday!
Purrrrrrs,
da Mini and the rest of the Hotties

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie! I planted catnip once, but it never even came up. I hope yours grew better. I'm bringing over some real live dead shrimp.

MoMo said...

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie!!! I hope I'll be back for many more of your birthdays.

Hey, Dr Tweety, you are being extraordinarily inept about those nip plants. Perhaps you should just go and cook up a storm for the birthday in the kitchen of your Itty Bitty Cafe.

PB & J said...

We've got a whole Vat of nip guys - you can come over here!

"You say it's your Birthday - well it's my birthday too!" Well I hope you're having a better birthday than me. Happy Sweet Sixteen Auntie Stinkie!

Purrs,
Jake

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Auntie Stinky, you don't look a day over 5...Happy Purthday, may you haf a squillion more! Speedy will be here in a minit, he's trying to teleport wif 10 pounds of nip...hehehe.

Vincent and Mike said...

Happy Sweet 16!
Wow, there sure are a lot of kitty birthdays today.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Happy Sweet Sixteen, precious Auntie Stinkie! I've brought some 'nip, too, and some tuna puffs! I hope you have a wonderful, delightful, lovely day with everything your precious heart desires and lots and lots of love and cuddles and kisses!

Much love and snuggles and purrs from Marilyn.

Chairman Mao said...

AUNTIE STINKIE!!! hehe, I like that you keep control offa 'nip inna fambly!

Happy Purrthday to you
Happy Purrthday to you
Happy Purrthday, dear Auntie Stinkie
Happy Purrthday to you!

May yur Sweet Sixteenie Purrthday be yur bestest one yet! I hope you have a superduper wunnerful lovey day!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Dorydoo said...

Happy Birthday, Dear Auntie Stinkie! Wow, but you are such a beautiful girl. Sweet Sixteen -- yay! Have you asked your Mommy if you can get your driver's license? HEE!!!

We Ballicai love you! Have a wonderful, joyous birthday, my friend!

Love and cuddles from Dorydoo.

Brainball said...

Happy Birthday, dear Auntie Stinkie! You look marvelous! Sweet Sixteen is a very special birthday, and such a special kitty girl you are. Have fun, and get lots of snuggles and kisses and cuddles!

Floofy headbonks and rumbly purrs from Brainball.

6 cats from Singapore said...

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie.

Sassy Kat said...

Stopped in for directions to Auntie Stinkie's party. Can I hitch a ride with anyone?

Pixel said...

Happy Sweet 16 birthday

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie! You look like you know where the nip is! hehehe! Have a wonderful Birthday!

And Thanks for the birthday wishes back! We are in great company today!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Happy Sweet Sixteen Auntie Stinkie! We hope you have a great day! :) As we say in German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie!
We hope you have a grat day and don't get tooo nipped out *hehehe*

purrrs and kissies
Kashim & Othello

DEBRA said...

Happy Purrday Auntie Stinkie... you make 16 look purrfect!

Purrs from all of us over at ManxMnews...
Abby
Boo
Ping
Gracie
and Mr. Jinx

goldenshade said...

Ah Sweet 16! Have a very happy birthday Auntie Stinky! I would send you over some nip but ours are still brown and pathetic looking.


Purrs to the whole family on this special day!

~Goldie and Shade

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE STINKIE!!! You look fantastic!

Ariel said...

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie.Your so beautiful and I hope you have a wonderful day...Hugs and Purrs Ariel

Parker said...

Dear Auntie Stinkie,
Happy Happy Sweet 16!
Smooches from all of us!

HotMBC said...

Dr Tweety, I have on my big hat with the fevvers, so I'm ready whenever you are. ::smoochiez:: Mini

Jimmy Joe said...

Happy birthday Auntie Stinky! I'm glad you got a good sniff in the dirt--that's a great birthday right there--and enjoy your own personal stash of nip!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Crew said...

59,000 Tons?! Do you think that's enough for the crowd that will show up today?

Happy, happy purrthday Auntie Stinkie. You look mahvelous dahling!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty

Creatures said...

Aunt Stinkie, I wish all mature felines were are beautiful as you :) Happy Birthday. I am here to ask you to enter the "I'm too sexy for...... Cato's Catwalk Contest." But perhaps you are just too sexy to enter? :) The URL is here:
http://creaturesoftheearth.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/04/im-too-sexy-for-catos-catwalk-contest.html

Cato

Black Cat said...

Happy, happy, happy Sweet Sixteen Purrfday dear Auntie Stinkie! I'm so glad I got back to the bloggospear in time to wish you a very lovely day and many more of them, you lovely girl:) xxx

Junior said...

Happy Purrthday Auntie Stinkie! Don't worry, we can bring our own nip and share with everyone.

Mickey said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET 16!!!!!!!!!
Dear Auntie Stinky, you look marvelous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How smart of you to have plenty of dirt for us to roll around in,heh,heh,heh!! Good way to keep us boys under control ;)
The nip Kellie brought is super duper too !! WooHoo!!
Party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Happy Sweet 16 Auntie Stinkie. Do not worry about the nip. We just pirated, um we mean found, a boat full of nip and we brought it with us!! Happy Birthday!!

Daisy said...

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinkie! Some very wonderful cats have birthday today, and you are one of the wonderfulest!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Hello my dearest Auntie Stinkie, I am sorry I am running so late but I wanted to bring you some special gifts for your birthday. I have brought the biggest bouquet of fragrant flowers and a box of prime nip chocolates. You can see them at my bloggie.

Hapy Birthday my sweet darling girl. I love you so very much!

Your Bounce

Tybalt said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNT STINKIE!!!!

I brought a whole bag of fresh nip along . . . just in case. Thanks so much for inviting us! Holly and Ivy are going to go gossip with the girls, and I'll just put our present for you over here by this table, dear Aunt Stinkie.

Hey . . . Tweety . . . need any help over there? I brought my special niptini mix and shaker, if anyone is in the mood for a little drink.

Riley & Tiki said...

Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie!!!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Happy Sweet 16, Auntie Stinkie :-D

Sunny and Ollie

PS: Our Mommy said she loves the pictures of you in the garden.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Auntie Stinkie, this is just a wonderful party and Dr. Tweety is doing a fabulous job with the catering! These salmon cakes are super. I hope you are having a wonderful time. I am loving seeing you all and especially my Maximillian : )

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Auntie Stinkie:
Oh hello!!! This is just too wonderful!!! I wanted to tell every one that although my typist is at work (her REAL work), she has promised to come and let me hang out tonight at about 6:30 p.m. PST.
So, for all you wonderful and dear friends that stop in today, please, have some more nip!!!!
And forgive me if I cannot express my gratitude at all of the wonderful wishes that have come in.
I love you all, and this has been the best birthday I have ever had!
Love, Auntie Stinkie

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Happy birthday sweet sixteen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Happy birthday sweet sixteen

Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
Happy birthday sweet sixteen

What happened to that funny face
My little tomboy now wears satin and lace
I can't believe my eyes you're just a teenage dream
Happy birthday sweet sixteen

Happy Birthday Autie Stinkie! I brought you one of my fresh nip plants in a pot for your very own. I can't believe you're 16, you look great!

Artsy Catsy said...

Hpfappy Pfurffday Aufntie Sfintphkie ... (swallows, gulps) ... oh, excuse me, I had a mouthful of salmon cake. Let me try again: Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie!! Great party, Dr. Tweety!

Rocky
& all of us at Artsy Catsy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're glad we stopped back. We didn't know about Flair, so we popped over to wish him a speedy recovery.

Hope Auntie Stinkie had the best birthday ever!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Hello Auntie Stinkie!! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Sweet Sixteenth Birthday Auntie Stinkie and many, many mooooooore!!! This is a wonderful party!! We hope your day was full of fun and nip and Bounce!!
Your FL furiends,

Kellykat said...

Happy happy birthday Auntie Stinkie! You look too young and energetic to be Sweet Sixteen! Hope you have a wonderful nip party.

Chairman Mao said...

Huggies to you, beeyootiful Auntie Stinkie! I wanted to come back by and say I hope yur havin a superduper wunnerful burfday! Happy, Happy Sweet Sixteen, and enjoy yur nip!

Love and kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Moki said...

Happy Sweet Sixteen Auntie Stinkie! You look still look mighty good!

Willow said...

Happy Happy Birthday to you, Auntie Stinkie! You surely don't look your age - you look wonderful!

Purrrrrrrrrs, Willow

China Cat said...

Happy Birthday to you, dearest Auntie Stinkie! Hope you birthday is wonderful! I'll be 12 this year so I'm only 4 years behind you. What a nice yard you have and, oh my, all that catnip!

Purrrrrrrrrs, China Cat

P.S. Willow shares her Gotcha Day today with your birthday!

Team Tabby said...

Happy Sixteenth Birthday Auntie Stinkie! You sure don't look your age. Hope you are having a good time, we're enjoying ourselves.

Mindy & Moe

Mr. Echo said...

I love how yoo tell a story. I nefurr knew kitties kood buy that much nip!

JB's Big World said...

Happy birthday Auntie Stinky!
--JB

Tiger Lily said...

Happy 16th Birthday Auntie Stinkie!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Auntie Stinkie haz a typist now... & we will haz her checkin' in & outs of da various parteez goin' on... so if we missez you, don'ts despair. We will play catchez up dis Fry-day & cat-turday.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Hi Tiger LillY!!!! Happy Birfday!
Auntie Stinkie: Hi Lilly, Happy Birthday dear

Angus Mhor said...

Happy Birthday, Auntie Stinkie! Sixteen never looked better on anyone and I know that all the cats and people at your house are filled with joy for the many years you've spent in center of their home and hearts!

Darling Delilah,

I'm on my way!

Angus

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Auntie Stinkie to Angus: Oh cute little striped boy.. if I were a few years younger! But Delilah has chosen wisely.. thanks for the well wishes...
Delilah: Oh Angus!!!! I just can't get over how handsome you are in your top hat. It is so becoming, I am just almost in a swoon!

Alexi said...

Auntie Stinkie, hapy birfday!! I hope you have da gratest sweet sixteen purrfday partee! Please have many more purrfdays!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Happy 16th birthday, Auntie Stinky! I hope I look as good in five years as you do today! I'm so glad we made it to this party after missing the last few you've thrown!

~Jack

Happy Birthday Auntie Stinky! Did you find the nip? Where's the nip? I smell nip! I can sniff out the nip!

::dashing off::

~Persephone

Persephone, watch for your HAT....

Oh Bast! That girlcat's a niphead! She's gonna end up wearing a lampshade home I just know it!

~Jack

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Alexi!!! One eyed Jack & Persephone!!!! Welcome... Delilah sweetie??? Go gets some nip for our disteeegweeshe frendz.

Auntie Stinkie: I am so glad you were able to come!!!!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Thanks Dr Tweety! We love you too!

You have any of those triple niptinis you were serving at the Itty Bitty Cafe? I think I'm gonna need one! With extra raspberries if I may! I LOVE raspberries!

~Jack

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Jack... abskalootely!!!
Delilah??? Couldz you tearz yourself away fur a minuet from Angus & gets Jack a tripull niptini????

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh... & puts tripull RASP-BERREEZ in it too?????

Mickey said...

Hey Tweety!!!!! Look at the cats here!! And you thought it was going to be a quiet,sedate party!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I think cats are groovin and havin a ball :)
Catnip and niptinis will do that!!!
Heehee! :)
Purrs Mickey

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

MickeY!!! My buddy!!! I yam sure tinkin' dis waz funny. I reely thought we shouldz lay back & nots do too much, cuz dere are so many birfdaze... but well, when a cat reechez 16, you know its gotta be speshul.

Auntie Stinkie: Mickey dearest, we are so happy that you stopped by. I can't think of a better way to end the day than with a sweet visit form you!

Mickey said...

Hey, we "Geezer" cats as Tweety calls us gotta stick together!!!
We gotta show those young whipper snappers that we're not ready for the cat basket yet!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!
;)

Forty Paws said...

Happy 16th Purrfday Auntie Stinkie!!! Haf a grate day!

Luf, Us

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh Forty Pawz!!!!!!
Happy daze backs to you too.
So glad dat you came by fur a itty bitty nip.

Mickey... didz I reely call you a geeezer? Yikes!

Auntie Stinkie: (whaps Dr Tweety's freckled nose) "Did someone say Geezer? Oh Mickey, see what I have to put up with around here?"

Mickey said...

Hey Tweety and Auntie Stinkie, I must depart as I live on the east coast and it's late. I gotta kep Mom company ya know ;)
That nip was primo for sure,the best!!!! Great connections by Max :o I'll be happy a long time!!!
Purrs & Headbutts,Mickey

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Happy Sweet Sixteen, Auntie Stinkie!! Mom just got home and it's furry late and she has to go to sleep now, but we just couldn't miss wishin' you a great day!!

MoMo said...

You call this a quiet celebration? Phew, over 70 cats have called! I would hate to see what a busy day for you is. I am spinning already!

Congratulations on joining the cast of CCSI III. You are going to play a doctor in the new CCSI production! Well, you won't need any rehearsals, you'll know what to do!

I am Sassy's assistant, so we shall be working together on the set, even though I don't have an acting role. It would be great fun having so many friends there. It'll be like one big party all day, everyday! WooHooo!!!!!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Hat, hat, hat...where's my hat? Come here little hat... Where did you go?

Oh, THERE you are!

~Persephone

Um...Dr Tweety, are all your lampshades firmly secured?

~Jack

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

Oh my sweet sweet friend...your kind words just melted my heart and brought about a small tear of joy. Everyday is a blessing to explore...no matter which sense we use to do it.
Much love and happy hugs and purrrrs ... your Miss Peach

Karen Jo said...

Hahahaha! I love your joke. I hope that Aunt Stinkie's party was a total success and that you finally found the catnip.

The Meezers said...

happy purrfday Auntie Stinkie!!!

HotMBC said...

Dr Tweety, I had a great time with you on the party rounds yesterday! You're so romantic. purrrrrr I've never been called a kitty angel before. (I'm still blushing.) Parties are extra fun with you!
::smoochies::
da Mini

Pee Ess. Yes, I whapped Gree on the nose, but she growled at me and whapped me first.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, I fink huntin fur nip in a big garden like that would be FUN! We gots nip in our garden an it's a misstery each year where it will grow! Mom gaved us our first fresh nip leaves of the year dis week an we nearly tooked her fingers off.

Oh, sorry, I was distracted by the nip. I has a song fur Auntie Stinkie!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Auntie,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... and many moooooore!

Camie's Kitties said...

Happy Birthday Aunt Stinkie! We are only a little more than a year younger than you.

Dr. Tweety, thank you for helping out with our knock knock blog blast. We loved yours.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Angus Mhor said...

Delilah, honey..I'm so tired..I'll bet you are, too, sweetheart. How about I teleport over and we just snuggle up for a good snooze? BTW..I snore.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone