Sunday, May 18, 2008

Well.. it's finally happened


Az evvydanced by da pic beelow, I waz doin' nuttin' but hangin' out & waitin' fur da next phone call from da Mini... when all of a sudden, I gets a blinkie message frum da Mad Burr-man.

He iz sailin' out from Burma. Becuz of da bad tie-foon, he iz transportin' certain large amounts (Umm, dat iz abouts 850 tonzez) of herbz in balez on a furry large freighter. If he leftee it in Myanapour, it would turn into milldewzez.


What I can't figurez out iz how he iz gonna gets dat ting pastee da customz offysir. Mebbe he haz da Burmeze connexshun?



While dis may seem excessive in timez of need, we cats do needz da nip... so I guesse we shouldz be tankfull to Maximillian. (But howcome he haz hiz pic on da side of da boat??? Izn't dat goin' a itty bitty bit too far?)

Why doezn't evfuury cats come oevfur & takes home a itty bitty bit? I'll see if I can gets da cafe' opened up fur awhile.

Wahoo! Nipporama herez we come!

15 comments:

MoMo said...

OMC! Your brother does things the big way, that's all I can say. Nip doesn't do much to me but I would come and hang out in your cafe if you want to open for business.

JB's Big World said...

Catnip on the way? Oh my!!!!!
--JB

Angus Mhor said...

If you need some help off-loadin' all that 'nip, gimme a holler! Delilah, I'm teleportin'....NOW!

Henry Helton said...

Maxi to the rescue!

The Meezers said...

wow! that's a LOT of nip. WOO HOO

Ariel said...

Did someone say nip...I'm on my way!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am very glad the mad Burman is safe!

Black Cat said...

I'm so glad the Mad Max is safe and hasn't been typhooned. "The Maximillian Catnip Express", hahahaha! I'm falling off my chair (again) coz I'm laughing so much!

Tell da Momee, maybe she and me should get our heads together to see how we can stop injuring ourselves. I think I'm sleepwalking now coz I woke up with a bruise on my upper arm which wasn't there when I went to bed, lol! It doesn't hurt though, thank Bast:) xxx

PB & J said...

Oh My Cat! That's a lot of nip, we'll be right over!

Tybalt said...

Oh my paws and whiskers! That's a lot of nip. You can count me in, Dr. Tweety. Let me know if you need any help with working the café!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

A nip-o-rama? We'll be right over to take some of that off your hands! We will even help you unload it.

Daisy said...

That is one huge load of catnip! I hope it can get through customs okay!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

That's a lot of nip! Are you stockpiling it before the price per bale goes through the catdoor?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wowee! i almost fainted at the sight of that nip boat. Bendrix and I are happy help sneak that in. You know we are pros at that (lets not get into the "how did we get that way)

we're purrin your mommy gets all better soon. mine has a bad back and she knows how hurty it is.

HotMBC said...

Nip!!! That's almost as good as food. Well, then it makes me get the munchies for more food. hehehe
::smoochiez::
da Mini

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