Sunday, December 28, 2008

Da after-math of da tree kingz

Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christ Mouse at the house of the Fab Five, and all the cats were good cats... and Auntie Stinkie said, "I have had many a Christmas, but I think I will leave the excitement for the younger generation this year."

So dear readers, while Auntie Stinkie napped, in the morning the Fab Five gathered at their breakfast table, and looked the bounty over.

Alas, not all went as planned.

Delilah: "Just look at all these presents Iris! Something for Dr Tweety from his Secret Paws pal, and something for me from my true love Angus Mhor, and Auntie Mignon Bean sent something for Dr Tweety and something for all of us cats. Isn't this great?!"

Iris: "I do not see any packages addressed to me. Is that one little package supposed to be for every cat?"

Dr Tweety: "Now Iris... do nots fret. I yam sure dere will beez sumpin' here dats you can haz.

But firstee, I haz to openz up my Secret Pawz prezzie!!! It camez all da wayz frum da New York & I didz nots evfun know dere waz an Old one.

Justee looks at dis tightly packed box!"

Dr Tweety: "Hoorah! Lets me gets all dis stuffee outs of here & see who sent dis!"

"It camez from a kitty named Piper. I doez nots know Piper, but I sure yam glad dat Piper became my Secret Paw. & dere iz evfunz a pic frum dat nice kitty. Dis iz awesome!!!
Tanks you Piper!!!"

"I tinks I yam goinz to chewz on dis itty bitty nip pillow fur awhilez."

Mommy: "Delilah? do you want to open up your Christmas present from Angus sweetheart?"

Delilah: "Open??? Let me in there Mommy!!! Oh! (((gasps with wonderment))) Look at it all... and pink feathers too???"

Mommy: "Yes dear, and look! A beautiful ball with a pink hairy tail on it!"

Delilah: "Mommy? Please put down that ball! You look very silly, and I do believe that is my Christmas toy. Don't you have something to go cook? Like a goose perhaps?"

Mommy: "But Missy D...just look at these delightful feathers!"

Delilah: "And you think I cannot see them when you dangle them in front of my nose like that?"

Daddy: "Look here precious Fuzzy Face, a pretty little pair of pink earrings!"

Delilah: "Pink earrings???? Let me see those Daddy!!!"

"I just have to bite those right this instance!!!"

Mommy: "Dr Tweety! Look what your Auntie Mignon Bean sent to you... a frame for you to put a nice photograph in."

"And kitty treats that SOME ONE must bake before they can be eaten. Um, would you all excuse me for a minute? I have a goose to cook!"

(((Mommy vanishes from the scene, leaving a box of unbaked cat treats on the table.)))

Dr Tweety: "Momee???? Where didz you go????
Delilah???? comez backee... we haz some works to doez here!"

Delilah: "Hah! Do you think I am going to bake kitty treats??? You are completely unhinged Uncle Cranky Pants!"

Iris: "Well don't look at me. I didn't even get anything remotely fun.. and I certainly am not going to wear an apron over my beautiful furs!"

Dr Tweety: "Not evfun fur dis nice nippy mousee Iris???"

Iris: "I am not about to be bribed Dr T, and really, I need to go help Mommy with the goose. Or maybe I will go look for a turkey in the front yard."

Narrator: And so dear readers, as the morning wore on, tempers frayed, and some cats, a little bit over loaded on the nip, came unglued."

Delilah: "That is MY toy Uncle Dr Tweety!!! Mommy??? Make him put that down!!!"

Maximillian: "Delilah, do you want me to whap Dr T with my double toes? I think I can manage a goodly scratch across the nose if you like."

Delilah: "No... I think I'll be okay Uncle Maxi. But it is sooooo annoying!"

Dr Tweety: "I justee cannots helps it. I justee LOVEZ dis nip pillow. Christ Mouse iz furry hard work & I tinks I needz to takes a nip nap.


Narrator: And so this Christmas Day 2008 came and went. Although 'nip may have frayed a few nerves and ruffled a few furs, the Fab Five were all tucked in and fast asleep, as the New Year fast approaches.

May every cat have found safe harbor and good health, and may we wish you the very best yet to come!


Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! We can see you all had a great Chris Mouse. What a lot of lovely gifts you got. Those ping fev-vers look like lots of fun.

A Few Good Cats said...

You all had a memorable Christmas with lots of neat gifts. Looking forward to 2009 now -- Happy New Year to all of you from all of us.

MoMo said...

Looks like you all had a fun Christmas and plenty of lovely presents.

Hey, Dr T I think you and I need a stiff drink. I am setting up something for us in my back porch for our New Year drinkies. Let the "hic"s start!!!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What excellent gifts you all got!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

But, but, but....

But where are Iris, Auntie Stinkie and Masimillion's presents? We are leaking at the thought they didn't get anything.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

hahhah Sigh-o-snorah hahah
You look like you just plopped right where you woz playing.. so cute!
Wow what a full day! :)
I got mine secret paws only just today and Mushkas still must be coming, is ok I am sure the rest will get theirs too :)


Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

What a great Christmas you all had!!!! Fun things everywhere you look!!

Everycat said...

Now that looks like a very good Christmas to me. A few nerves always get slightly frayed, it's just da nip and da emotions running high. What you all need now is a few days of some hard core sleeping, this will put you all right.. ready for a very..

...Happy New Year!

Whicky Wuudler et al

The Fluffy Cousins in Mew York said...

I am glad you liked your secret paws Dr. Tweety!!!

~Happy Holidays

The Fluffy Cousins in Mew York said...

I hope you don't mind that my mommy put your blog link on her blog?


Daisy said...

You sure had a wild and wacky Christmas! It sounds like FUN! I have never heard of "You Bake 'Em" treats before. I'll bet they taste very fresh.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Wow! You all got some wonderful stuffs! Well, except poor, poor little Iris. She must have been a little bit too naughty.

Lux said...

What a lot of great memories to treasure in that post! :)

Happy New Year to you!

Karen Jo said...

You look like you had a great Christmas, but some kitties seem to have been left out in the gift department. I hope Iris, Auntie Stinkie and Maximillian got something for Christmas.

Two Sisters said...

You all certainly had a great Christmas. We were laffin and laffin!

We are going to come over and have holiday tea with Auntie Stinkie this afternoon.

Happy New Year to you and your family!

The Island Cats said...

Wow! What a Christmas you all had! We can see you're gonna have some fun!

Ariel said...

"Wow" you all got great stuff.Iris don't be sad I didn't get anything either.I hope you all got the card I sent...Have a Happy New Year
Love Your Pal Ariel

Boy n Beethoven said...

Wow!! You guys wook wike you had a bwast of a chwistmouse at your house! Wonderful pwesents!


Sassy Kat said...

I can see that you had a great
Christmas, I hope you all got what you wanted.
Wishing you the best for the New Year 2009!

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone