Dr Tweety: "A pack-age miss-teeriously showed up on da doorstep... addressed to moi!
It waz frum da beootymuss Daisy Mae Maus & da Feline Amery-canz.
I wonz a super-secret tur-key day commint contest. & I didz not evfun knowz it!!"
(Da pack-age didz not comez wit da stratis-fur-rically placed fringe. What waz up wit dat momee???)
It waz frum da beootymuss Daisy Mae Maus & da Feline Amery-canz.
I wonz a super-secret tur-key day commint contest. & I didz not evfun knowz it!!"
(Da pack-age didz not comez wit da stratis-fur-rically placed fringe. What waz up wit dat momee???)
Delilah: "Oh goodie!!! A package for me????"Dr Tweety: "No Delilah... dat iz not fur you. You didz not leaf da super secret commint!"
Delilah: "(((Sob...))) I really thought it was from Angus Mhor! If only he would send me a letter, I would write back to him and tell him how much I adore him. He is so strong, such a strong snake killing man cat..."
Dr Tweety: "Now dat iz enuff tearzez Missy D... you justee dry doze up & I will lets you see what iz inside dis surprize pack-age dat beelongz to moi!"
"Lookee here Delilah. Dis iz az bad az skinnin' a tur-key. How will we gets da blasted ting open? Dadee? Canz you help us?"
Delilah: "What is that? Is that the surprise? Those wormy gray things?"
Dr Tweety: "Of coursee nots! Look.. it iz a prezzent all wrapped in Christ-must paperz!"
"& what are deze??? It sez dey are temptin' me & I yam gonna not be tempted. I yam justee gonna eats dem all, evfurry last one!"(((Snorfle, glump, gulp, HIC!)))
Narrator: And dear readers, while Dr Tweety ate Temptations deep into the night, Delilah noticed that a trio of wonderful Christmas kittens had made their way from Daisy Mae's box, along with a glossy photo of Daisy Mae and the other Feline American cats. They were placed with care onto the table.
Delilah: "I have never seen such a wondrous box in all my life. I think I'll go check the mailbox and see if I have any mail."
Dr Tweety: "I tinks I must rest fur awhilez. Da Mini willz be oevfur soon & I mustee cleanz up all da Temptashunz smell frum my furz.(((HIC!)))
Narrator: "And so dear cats, do not come to "egg-sauce" as our Dr Tweety is wont to say. Please experience the holidays in moderation, and do not drive. Unless of course you a have a feline driver's license... in which case: "GO FUR IT BABEE!!!!"
12 comments:
Delilah, honey, never fear! You're mancat has NOT forgotten his plush little purrie-kins! Don't make your ears go all flat and grumpy, darlin'! Christmas Day is coming!
What a fantastic looking box of gifts!
Pawesome! I am furry delighted that the box arrived safely an' all of the presents were intact! Enjoy those fev-ver butt mousies an' efurrything else, Dr. Tweety! Be sure to share!
DMM
Oh wowser, what an awesome package!
What a great package surprise, well done Dr Tweety. We love that last picture of you cleaning up, what a furry ball of mighty floof you are!
Whicky Wuudler
What a great package. It is even better when it is a surprise.
What a great gift!!!!!
Fun,fun,fun!!!!!!!!
Dr. Tweety, you are the overfloof inpersonated! What a lovely package you got there. We hope you shared some with your sister!
Purrs, Siena & Chilli
Those are wonderful prizes you got from a secret contest :-D And what a surprise! Congratulations, Dr. Tweety.
What a great surprise package! Temptations are just the best - now we have them in Oz, just not as many flavours. Beggars can't be choosers, I guess.
Hey Dr. T, don't forget we must have a Christmas drink together [hic]. SS will see to that.
Great stuff, Dr Tweety!
DrTweety and Delilah
That suwe was a wondewous box..Dr Tweety , I hope you didn't get tummieupsets fwom all those temptations all at once...could you pee mail me youw snail mail addwess pleez?
smoochi ekisses
ASTA
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