Dr Tweety: "Yam I madz or what?! See da Christ-must stuffee on da tay-bull?
Well da momee thought dats I wouldz help wit all dis non-sense likes wrappin' & sendin' & stuffin' & tapin'.
Ptooey & dub-bull hairballzez on dat I sez!
We haz not been bloggin' cuz da momee iz bee-hind, under snow & justee nots managin her time well.
Momee??? Gets yer act togedder, our frendz iz waitin'!"
Well da momee thought dats I wouldz help wit all dis non-sense likes wrappin' & sendin' & stuffin' & tapin'.
Ptooey & dub-bull hairballzez on dat I sez!
We haz not been bloggin' cuz da momee iz bee-hind, under snow & justee nots managin her time well.
Momee??? Gets yer act togedder, our frendz iz waitin'!"
Mommy: "But Tweet! Can't you see all the snow? I have not been able to drive off our hill, and the agency wants me to proof and edit an absolute dog of a publication. And then daddy and I had to get the presents off to the rest of the family."
Dr Tweety: "Momee? I doez nots care abouts dis snow mess. We doez nots has to evfun goez outside if we doez not wants. & you say you cannot blog fur moi? What kind of egg-scuse is dat?Delilah haz not evfun opened up her Christ-must prezzent from Angus... all becuz YOU do nots haz da time!
Delilah? Doez you wants to handull da blog?"
Delilah: "I am trying my best Uncle Tweety, but let me tell you, I can't make heads or tails out of the picture folders that Mommy keeps.What a mess!"
"In fact, it is such hard work I have decided I cannot do it at all.Has anyone (translation: Mommy!) told Angus, Mini, and Kellie that their sweetheart cards and treats are going to be delivered late because of Mommy's laziness?"
Dr Tweety: "No, I yam afraid nots Delilah. We haz not evfun vizy-ted any cat fur dayz... so how wouldz dey know deze imp-ortant factsez?Frendz, dis iz it. I yam nots gonna curlz one more ribbon fur da momee.
I yam takin' a nap!"
20 comments:
Dr T, We feel for you and your sibs. No blogging, no sweetheart gifts mailed .... Your mom just isn't doing her job properly.
And can we ever relate to that! Why, Jan has made such a blooper (another), we decided today it was time to vote on whether or not to keep her. And we posted the answer, so she will know how serious it is to not be on the ball.
That is a lot of snow for you in Oregon Dr. T. Stay warm and dry and away from ice...
Dr Tweety, you have my sympathies here buddy, these humans! just how disorganised can they be? Ours don't even have snow as an excuse (we love your snow) I think you and Delilah are going to have to run Christmas this year!
Whicky Wuudler
Don't stress your mum out Dr Tweety. Beans need times to do all of the extra stuff for Christmouse, you can catch up on us all later.
Hey, Sugar-Face! (Not you, Uncle Tweets, sorry)
I wanted you to know that I fully understand your consternation with your Staff. Bein' a professional type and all, she should be able to handle these minor chores, and after all, mailin' and wrappin' and stuff doesn't require a pee-aitch-dee! But, my Staff, who is much of a muchness with your Staff, suffers from the same inabilities and it is only by Grace and repeated application of THE CLAW that you have received anything from me at all!
Do not concern yourself, my heart, with such trivialities. It is far more important that YOU have joy and rapture come That Blessed Morn at the site of my gift to you than any other desire of mine.
I blow you a kiss.
Angus
hahah Dr Tweety!! It is good to see you put your foot down!
But as much as I wanna get on the naughty Momma band wagon, just watching mine and she doe snot work and doe snot haves snow, get far behind with lots of things, I can kinda understand.. only a little of course!
Your house looks so beautiful:))) We love all the snow picture, stay warm and cozy!! ;)
V-V
Oh yes, Dr T, you should take a break, especially you look soooo cute curling up your little feetsies. Stay warm and don't venture out!!!
Hi Dr. Tweety and da Fab Five, we hope that the snow stuff goes away so your Mom & Dad don't have it so rough when they have to go out.
Hopes you have a very Merry Kris Mouse and that Sandy Claws brings you lots of treats.
Good help is very hard to find. We guess we will make do with ours for another year. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis
Dr. Tweety, sometimes when Mom gets too busy to help, it is best to take a nap. That's what we do!
We hope you have a very Merry Christmas.
Note to Auntie Stinkie: We would love to come to visit you and have a nice cup of Chrissymouse tea. We will bring the nip cookies!
Love,
Trixie & Lucy
Dr Tweety, a nap is the right way to handle it. And don't feel bad, Mom is too slow and messed up from her pain medicines to get your card out at all for me. *sigh* I'm sorry sweety Tweety. Moms are difficult. But a nap and then a snax would make everything seem better. I'll come over and nap with you then we can have a snax or seven. Right after my tummy recovers from whatever that was I ate that messed it up a little. I think a snuggle would fix that tho.
::smoochiez::
da Mini
Dr. Tweety, this is a very busy time for many peoples. But I'm glad we got to visit with you today!
You two look appropriately fed up. If you're going to try to help her, she has to do her part, too!
Hi Dr.Tweety,
I'm home and boy did I miss all my friends."Wow" sounds like your mom's real busy.The holidays are hard on the humans where would they be without us kitty's.Mom's already making plans for the New Years and they don't include me yet that's okay cause I need the rest....Love you all Ariel
Oh wow, what a lot of snow you've got! And we unnerstand about buzzy mommas -- our momma's been so buzzy that she just isn't helpin us with our bloggie enuff and we're ready to hock hairballs on her head!
Those are adorabble pickshures of all of you! We wish you a furry Merry Chrissymouse and we're sendin you and yur fambly lots of love!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao and alla the Ballicai!
Wow, that is a lot of snow. Stay warm.
Maybe Santa will bring an organizer to your Mom for Christmas ;) Our Mom needs one too heeheehee!!!!
I'm sure your special kitties will understand :)
In case we do not get back...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
O mai, Angus an i were discussin sum new staff opp-shuns.
Yikes!! I think you guys need to start a revolt!!
Hope you have a wonderful Holiday though!
Purrs Goldie, Shade and Banshee
Well Tweet, you know we cats can only do so much. Then we have to rely on lazy humans for the rest.
Merry Christmas to you all and to your family too.
The Crw
Dr. Tweety, it seems like we just can't get good help these days...what's a bloggin' cat suppose to do????
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