Friday, November 16, 2007

Fry-day, Floofy Fry-day

Here az you can see, I yam fixin’ my furz up. You would tink dat dis might be a private affair, since it involvez my private parts…. But NO, az many of my frendz haz reported, it iz simply another photo op fur da momee. Not only doez I have to put up wit dis monkey-bizness, all us Fab Five iz goin’ to deal wit da pet sitter.

Bah! I yam goin’ to savez up ALL my hairballz & ptooey dem all at once. Dis should cause da pet sitter to slip on hiz way in da door. At dat critical junk-sure, all us 85 catz at da tur-key-day party will jumps on him & let him have it! I esty-mates dat abouts 32 hairballz, 36 stinky poops, & mebbe 27 & a halfs of chewed & upchucked kibblez otta do it. Den we will havz da house to ourselvz fur da party.

I haz mastered turnin’ da oven on & off, & uzin’ da mitts to gets da panz in & out. My new recipeez from Saveur haz me uzin’ a hazel-nut stuffin wit apricots, chix-hen liverz & cranberryz. Mebbe I will add a little brandy at da lastee minute. Dis will carmelize da onionz & da tur-key will be purr-fect fur all my frendz. Dis iz my plan of action & I yam stickin’ to it!

20 comments:

Forty Paws said...

Sounds delish! We'll be there!

Luf, Us

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Dr. Tweety your dinner sounds yummy. I am inviting myself over to your house!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Pleaze come!!! We will have lotz of fun while da beanz iz gone. Kellie, you can bring az many catz az you likes. We iz hopin' fur abouts 85 to show up.!!!

Daisy said...

That sounds like a great plan, and a delicious recipe! I am there!

The Furry Kids said...

Whoa! You sounds like a great cook. We are so there!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Your dinner sounds so yummy! We'll be there to help you eat all the delishus stuff.

Sometimes moms have no idea when stuff is too private to have your picture taken.

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Dearest Twetty! You have been so very swet to me. I hope you do not think me too ungracious of a kitty for taking such a long time to return your visit. You can only imagine how happy I was to see you come cheer me on while I was so very sick. Mommy was heartbroken and thought for sure I would not regain any of my spirit and was prepared for the worst. But I was worth a small miracle. With your purrrayers and some good medicine, I have regained my strength day by day. Mommy would not have made it through her worries about me without your comfort. Each night we keep you in our prayers and wish you endless Blessings this Thanksgiving season.

Love and hugs from our house to yours, Miss Peach and the mommy

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo sound like an eggsullent sheff Dr Tweety. We will be coming to haf some of yer deelishus terky.

Gretchen said...

You have a cat sitter...oh, my. But I like your plan...

Hugs...G

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ooooo when when when??? I want to be there! Bendrix reeeeealy wants to be there. ha ha ha

Turkey! Turkey! nom nom nom

Black Cat said...

Yum, your recipe sounds delicious - but be careful of the oven, remember, ovens can be evil! xxx

Black Cat said...

P.S. Concatulations on your award! Your blog certainly makes me smile and even laugh and laugh:) xxx

Henry Helton said...

You know that I will be there. I will bring Clyde and Charlotte with me. We will also save up our hairballs in case we need to let them loose!

Dragonheart said...

You are very floofy and fluffy! Humans do love taking photos of us.

Your party sounds good! I'll be there. :)

Chairman Mao said...

Oh, Dr. Tweety, yur pawtay sounds Superduper, and I would LOVE to telleport ofur!

I like playin with barf. I always try to play wif somekitty's barf before Momma can clean it up, and she sez, "Mao, that's GROSS!"

That's such a purreshus pickshure of you! My momma wants to give you a kiss on yur fuzzy-wuzzy head.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Christine and FAZ said...

Actually, cat sitters can be really cool. Last time I had a cat sitter she let me sit on her lap all day and fed me special treats every time I asked. She was much nicer than the regular humans who make me eat that light pet food yuck for (slightly) over weight cats. Nevertheless count me in for the turkey. FAZ

Caesar and Princess said...

MmMMmm chicken liver sound very good.
The brandy sounds good too.
We will come over for the critical junk-sure too! We are pretty good jumpers!

Hot(M)BC said...

That sounds like a great plan Dr Tweety. I'll come and help if you want. And I even promise not to eat allllllll the food. heheh
Purrrrrrs,
Mini

Mickey said...

Hi Dr Tweety,I'm Mickey. I have not had the pleasure of meeting you yet. I must say,you seem like a very cool cat.
If you don't mind,I may invite myself to your get together for proper introductions.
Until then,Purrs

me...Fat Eddy said...

Bof me and brofer Ed reded your post about the tur-key and cran burries and fink your tur-key day menhue wwill be absolutely delishus. Gosh I wish we had anofur tur-key or chick-hen, oven tun-her day soon. O yeah, brofer ed says that Christmas is a good day for a tur-key. I don't efen know what dat means. Do you? Is brofer ed fuling with me. I gots to go, I'm visitin furriends to see if dey wants to come to brofer ed's blog and read his story. I hopes you come.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone