Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tuxie Tired Tuez-day & Tur-key Day Parteeee!

I yam givin’ over da blog today to my frend & housemate Delilah. Delilah? Here Kittee Kittee! Oh gallopin’ ballz o’ hair! Would you look at dat? She haz fallin’ asleeps in da lid of da Scrab-bullz boxee!.

She had been keepin’ score of da beanz Scrab-bullz game & makin’ some secret callz on da dadeez cell phone. I yam tinkin’ dis ovefur care-fully & after my palz ovefur at da Crew & Dragonheart pointed out da sus-pish-us acitviteez of da ‘nip on da ta-bull yester-day, Delilah might have been callin’ Catnip Anony-moose on da side! My bestee frend Henry Helton may have helped to set dis up.
Now, I haz an update on da Tur-key party at my housee. We gots a different cat sitter at da lastee moment! Tank GAWD it iz not dat yahoo from down da road. He did not evfun know cats & da momee waz afraid fur us. So da dadee got da nice gurl from da VETS office to come out & gives us some atten-shun. & guess what? She will not mind if 85 catz from da blogo-spear come ovefur!!! She will even helps get da tur-keyz out of da ofven. & Fat Eddy & his brudder Phinney iz bringin’ da pump-da-kinz piez!!!! Eric & Flynn iz comin' ovefur & bringin' mince-meatz.

I tink Daisy might bring some lizard stew & Chairman Mao will be chief barf flinger. We haz a entire con-tingy-ant of black kitteez comin’, includin’ da Black Cat, Mr Hendrix, Mickey, Nicky & all da black & white catz from Hot(m)bc, includin’ my sweetie Mini. Kelly tought mebbe he could bring a big mousee just to liven tingz up if we gets too tired from eatin’ too much tur-key.

I tink a few torteez & calicoz are comin, so we gots Gretchen & Faz & Little Catzee.

Caesar & Princess & Pixie & Miss Peachy will help Auntie Stinkie set up da Red Hat Cat Club in da muzik room. Dere may evfun be tea served.

The Furry Kids are comin & bringin’ da nice big eared white D-A-W-G! I yam sure Samanth & Tigger will bring dat other nice D-A-W-G, the Devil Dog. Kellie da Orange Cat iz goin’ to helps answer da door, & Gemini will hand outs da tur-key day party favorz.

Mebbe her housemate Chey will regal us wit her wild adventurez of da Sopranoze. Da Meezerz, Kaze, Latte & Chase, & Scout & Kimo (& hiz brudder Sabi) will assist Maxi da mad Burr-man in plannin’ gamez for meezerz. & I yam countin’ on doze cats dat can drive, like Zippy, Sadie & Speedy to shuttle cats back & forth to our housee from da teleporter, so da neigh-borez do not gets sus-pish-us.

Az fur bloggin’, well dats another story. Da beanz iz leavin tonight fur LaLA Land, & might, I uze da word MIGHT, be able to check in on us from dat remote place over da next five dayz. But since dey won’t evfun be here fur tur-key day, I yam not countin’ on dis at all. Da only tingz I can count on at dis point are my frendz from da cat blogo-spear. & we will leave a mightee fine messee fur when da beanz come home!!!!!!



Scout said...

Happy Turkey Day! I hope you counts your blessings today! Having you as a friend is one of mine!


Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, sounds like it'll be a great pawtay! And yeah, I'm purretty good at barfin alla way to the moon when I've had too many 'niptinis! I can't wait to eats TURKEY! And alla us Ballicai will really enjoy yur fabyoolus paw-tay!

Happy Thanksgiving, my furriend!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

Gretchen said...

Your party sounds very yummy. And fun, of course....hee, hee...


Gemini said...

Oh this sounds like a fabulous party. I am sure Cheysuli cannot talk about her 'contacts' because she doesn't officially have them, but no doubt we will hear bits and pieces.

I am so excited to hand stuff out!!!! YEAH!!!!

Henry Helton said...

Hey, I tagged you for a meme. Come on over and see what it's about.

P.S. I'll be at the party!!!

Daisy said...

I am making a DOUBLE batch of my special Lizard Stew. I think that should be enough. Woohoo! Party! Party! Party!

Christine and FAZ said...

What a party! I can't wait to try some of that Lizard Stew from Daisy. I bet it tastes good and I love to dance with my paws in the air like I just don't care. Double purrs. FAZ

Catzee said...

YUM!!!!!! I'm comin'! An' yup I'm a fur real torti. An' I gots torti-tude. But I don't gots a phone like Delilah's an' I wants one!

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh it's going to be so much fun, Dr Tweety! We're bringing a whole ham too. I think Sanjee is bringing a second one for Miles, but she won't tell. Happy Fanksgiving! Maybe we can dance some like that? hehe

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Dr. Tweety, this is going to be a fabulous party, I can barely wait. This will be my second Thanksgiving this year. We have our Thanksgiving in October, but I am always up for another one!

Eric and Flynn said...

Yayyy!!! we just found our way here furrom the teleporter and we brawt the mince meats and Flynn's been out all day catching mousies, so we got a sootcase full of them. It's a grate party. Happy Terky day efurrycat.

The Meezers said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you all!


The Furry Kids said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you guys!

Tiger Lily said...

Happy Thanksgiving Dr. Tweety and everyone! I am sorry your people left you home alone but it sounds as if you have a great plan to get back at them!

Thank you very much for your kind comments for Ruckus and my Daddy. We really appreciate your encouragement! Both are feeling better, although my Daddy has a long way to go before he is completely healed.

Black Cat said...

OMD, OMD, I hope I'm not too late, this time difference is a bummer! I made some niptinis for the poodins and some martinis for the sitter and me and any other beans present. If everyone's napping now perhaps we can start again later:) xxx

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh-oh we don't want to be party poopers Dr. Tweety, but how long is it befurr yer Beans git back. Do yoo fink we should start clearing up? It's going to take a good two days to git this place skweered up again. We all sirtinnly had a grate time.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We're sorry Zippy made some cats car sick wif her driving...we keep telling her not to say "more gas, gif it more gas" while going around corners. We'z haffing so much fun tho, um, yeah like Eric and Flynn said, when do da beans come home. We don't wanna gets yoo guys in big trubbul and der is, er, kinda a mess here.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone