Tuxie Tired Tuez-day & Tur-key Day Parteeee!

I yam givin’ over da blog today to my frend & housemate Delilah. Delilah? Here Kittee Kittee! Oh gallopin’ ballz o’ hair! Would you look at dat? She haz fallin’ asleeps in da lid of da Scrab-bullz boxee!.

She had been keepin’ score of da beanz Scrab-bullz game & makin’ some secret callz on da dadeez cell phone. I yam tinkin’ dis ovefur care-fully & after my palz ovefur at da Crew & Dragonheart pointed out da sus-pish-us acitviteez of da ‘nip on da ta-bull yester-day, Delilah might have been callin’ Catnip Anony-moose on da side! My bestee frend Henry Helton may have helped to set dis up.

Now, I haz an update on da Tur-key party at my housee. We gots a different cat sitter at da lastee moment! Tank GAWD it iz not dat yahoo from down da road. He did not evfun know cats & da momee waz afraid fur us. So da dadee got da nice gurl from da VETS office to come out & gives us some atten-shun. & guess what? She will not mind if 85 catz from da blogo-spear come ovefur!!! She will even helps get da tur-keyz out of da ofven. & Fat Eddy & his brudder Phinney iz bringin’ da pump-da-kinz piez!!!! Eric & Flynn iz comin' ovefur & bringin' mince-meatz.

I tink Daisy might bring some lizard stew & Chairman Mao will be chief barf flinger. We haz a entire con-tingy-ant of black kitteez comin’, includin’ da Black Cat, Mr Hendrix, Mickey, Nicky & all da black & white catz from Hot(m)bc, includin’ my sweetie Mini. Kelly tought mebbe he could bring a big mousee just to liven tingz up if we gets too tired from eatin’ too much tur-key.

I tink a few torteez & calicoz are comin, so we gots Gretchen & Faz & Little Catzee.

Caesar & Princess & Pixie & Miss Peachy will help Auntie Stinkie set up da Red Hat Cat Club in da muzik room. Dere may evfun be tea served.

The Furry Kids are comin & bringin’ da nice big eared white D-A-W-G! I yam sure Samanth & Tigger will bring dat other nice D-A-W-G, the Devil Dog. Kellie da Orange Cat iz goin’ to helps answer da door, & Gemini will hand outs da tur-key day party favorz.

Mebbe her housemate Chey will regal us wit her wild adventurez of da Sopranoze. Da Meezerz, Kaze, Latte & Chase, & Scout & Kimo (& hiz brudder Sabi) will assist Maxi da mad Burr-man in plannin’ gamez for meezerz. & I yam countin’ on doze cats dat can drive, like Zippy, Sadie & Speedy to shuttle cats back & forth to our housee from da teleporter, so da neigh-borez do not gets sus-pish-us.

Az fur bloggin’, well dats another story. Da beanz iz leavin tonight fur LaLA Land, & might, I uze da word MIGHT, be able to check in on us from dat remote place over da next five dayz. But since dey won’t evfun be here fur tur-key day, I yam not countin’ on dis at all. Da only tingz I can count on at dis point are my frendz from da cat blogo-spear. & we will leave a mightee fine messee fur when da beanz come home!!!!!!

FINALLY, HAVEZ A GREAT & BLESSED TANKSGIVIN’ & DON”T LET DA REAL TUR-KEYZ GETS YA DOWN!!!