Tuxie Tuez-dayz

Well, I yam just into sharin’ my blog dis week, cuz da momee iz plannin’ on leavin’ yet againz. She has to go “on da road” fur her work until Saturday!!!! Of course, dis leavez me wit no typist justee when I haz a bunch of stuff to reports.

I tink I will let Delilah say a few tingz. Oh, but first, if you inspects dis pic below, you can see dat I am getting’ her ready to go see dat boy Angus Mohr. She waz sittin in da pine needlez out in da back yard in da snow so I waz tryin’ to gets ‘em offa her before she flew out da door again. Az you all know, Delilah likes to talk, so better gets a bowl of kibblez before you hearz what she haz to say!”

I yam inspectin da bunz fur pine needlez

Delilah sez "ptooey" on da inspection

“Delilah? Here Kitty Kitty. Comer oevfur here & say a few tings.”

“Oh hi everyone! I’ve had a very busy weekend. I snooped around the backyard just to make sure that even though it was snowing the bluejays weren’t taking over the garden. I sat at the sliding door window with Iris and we took turns playing “Imagine biting squirrel’s tails.” Then I took a nap.

Delilah iz dreamin' bouts Angus Mohr & V-Day

I went upstairs and helped mommy to fill out a new job application, and oversee Uncle Tweety’s blog. I bit mommy’s nose and sat in her lap while she whined and muttered that the “blasted INFERNAL @#$%^&*! PD100 application won’t download!” (mommy!!) and then I took a nap.

Delilah kissez da dadee 'cuz she iz a L-O-V-E cat

Mommy had me help her in the bathroom while she colored her grey furs. Funny smelly stuff she uses. I don’t understand why she covers her grey furs, I am grey all over, and I am beautiful. But mommy says that I am young and I don’t have to worry about that kind of thing. After she smeared blue stinky goo over her furs, I went and took a nap.

I helped mommy do the laundry and inspected the clothesbasket for matching socks. I climbed into mommy’s briefcase and played “Hide the Rat.” Then I took a nap.

Delilah peeks out 'cuz she iz shy abouts Angus

I helped daddy clean the food bowls and supervised him while he put Auntie Stinkie’s pills into chicken pill pockets. I got daddy to give me some Greenies, and then I tricked mommy and got her to give me some more. And then I took a nap.

I posed for pictures with my Uncle Dr Tweety, and then I took a nap. And I dreamed about Angus, and his wonderful way with words, and I am so hoping I can send him a Valentine’s day card. I am so excited about Valentine’s Day!! Oh darn- I have to go now. Dr Tweety says I have rambled on long enough. I have to catch up on my beauty sleep and take a tiny nap, you know, for just a couple of hours.”

Okeedokee gang. Dis iz da doctor sayin’ goodnight and good luck getting’ your housemates off yer blogz!

Oh...& one more ting....I WILL be comin' by to say "Hullo" to my frendz tomorow night & on Friday night, if da momee will kindly carve a minuet from her TERRIBLY bizzy day!