Thursday, August 21, 2008

Bed-In & Hair-a-thon







I thought dat all you senior catsez wouldz like to see how da Auntie Stinkie gets uppee onto da bed. After da Auntie started to go totally blind, da momee boughts her some stairzez. Da Auntie Stinkie iz so smart dats she taught herself to feel her way up da stairzez & gets onto da bed.

You can see how proud she iz of her accompleesh-mint. & we iz proud of her! Auntie sayz dats if you Senior Catzez wants to join her in a “bed-in” dis weekend, to stops oevfur. Miss Peach? Mr Bounce? Skeeter? Prinnie?

Da momee iz bizzy wit her itty bitty greenz, & den her boy-bean & hiz gurlfrend Kellie, plus da momeez sissie Mignon, & her cuzzin’ Jim iz all commin’ frum out of town dis weekend, so we cannot comez & commint.

But get dis: Da momee sez we cats iz not supposed to gets a hair on anyting! Hahahahahahahaha!!! {{{Rolls onto back, slapping his side with a paw, gasping for breath}}} Hahahahahahhahahahah!!!

I say dis callz for a complete hair sheddin’ contest. Any one wants to join in?

35 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ooooh, oooooh, oooooh, we do! We love shedding hair. And Jan would love for us to shed it somewhere else, even for an hour.

When Jenny was old and blind, Jan put a 2-step stair beside the bed for her. Buddy, a puppy at the time, thought it was for him and he used it to climb on and off the bed. Jenny, however, preferred to pull herself up with her claws.

So, good job, Auntie Stinkie!

Forty Paws said...

Oh yes! We'll all be ofer to leef furs arownd.

Luf, Us

Alasandra said...

Scylla & Charybdis are hair shedding champs and their white hair shows up on everything. ~Socks

We will be right over. ~Scylla & Charybdis

Tybalt said...

Tweety, we'll be right over to shed! We are ALL masters at it . . . even the doggies!!!

Auntie Stinkie is one clever kitty!

ML said...

Faith Boomerang, reporting for shedding duty. i am shedding like crazy.

Sol here, with BJ and Smokey. We may have short hair, but it is thick and coarse and falls out all the time.

Missy Blue Eyes: I have medium long silky floaty furrs and will gladly shed them here.

KC: i's haf beautiful sleek red and black furs, but do sheds a lot.

The Furry Kids said...

We're good at shedding! hee hee

Asta said...

DrTweety
Auntie Stinkie is supew clevew and bootiful, and can be vewy pwoud of hewself!!!
I'd love to join in the shedding, but I don't know how to shed,,wahhhhhh
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mickey said...

As the Geezer here,I'll be happy to join the "older set" on the bed!!
My sisfurs can spread the furs around!!!
I think it will be a fur for all!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, lets see..Zippy is not dat good at shedding but she is a champion napper (15 hours in one stretch usually) so she will join in da bed-in and Sadie is really plushy and can shed on command! I to am a great shedder, yup, we think we can cover every inch of yoor house in floof and fur!~Speedy

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hey, Tweety, I'll join in! Mommy calls me a big allergen cuz I can shed furr like no other fluffy cat can!

--Sunny

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Floofy fur! I got lots of floofy fur and would be glad to shed all over your house Dr. Tweety! Mr. Tigger has short fur, but he can make it fly if he wants! Where should we start!
Your (Fay Fay Go AWAY) FL furiends,

Angus Mhor said...

Auntie S, you're a very resourceful geezerette and I only hope I may be as gracious and graceful when I reach your venerable state. (Notice, fella's, that I didn't mention her age..ladycats, especially the more mature ones, don't appreciate having their years cast up to them)

I believe that, together, my 'Lilah and I can shed, oh, at least 3 cats'worth of hair! And after we do, we can all play THoE, and make the furs fly up and swirl around in the air to resettle. And then, we can do it again!

For Delilah: My Sweetest of Hearts, your nose-kissie has me completely undone..oh, oh, no, there I go ...::ka-WHUMP::

Sweet Praline said...

I have plenty of floof to donate. Mom just finished with the brushing and removal of bunches of mats from when she was gone. I will send it your way before mom throws it away. However, I can still shed with the best of them.

Black Cat said...

Although I'm a bean I can shed for England and America, Canada, Australia... I sometimes wonder how I've got any hair left on mine head!

Clever Auntie Stinkie:) xxx

HotMBC said...

Dr. Tweety, fanks for the invite to have beef steaks with you. I would love to. Food is always best with you. :)
The rest of the Hotties say they'll be over for the hair-o-thon too!
Purrrrrrs
::smoochiez::
da Mini

PB 'n J said...

We're on the way Tweet! We're bringin' all of tortie, tuxie and tabby floofs!

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, it is time again for another challenge from The Cat Realm! Come and check out the details on our blog.
I hope you will accept the challenge and will eagerly await your entry!
Karl

goldenshade said...

Shade seems to be losing lots of hair these past weeks so that will come in handy.

I can contribute some floof balls on demand.

Sounds like fun.

purrs Goldie and Shade

Tesla said...

She so smart gettin on da bed like dat! i proud!

JB's Big World said...

Is Auntie Stinky as stinky as my sister PooPoo? How old is she?
--JB

Daisy said...

A "hair-a-thon"! You are too funny! My Mommie got a special ramp for the Cat-Who-Came-Before named Cricket because when he got old he could not jump as high as the bed.

Pixie and I do not shed very much, but we would still like to join you!

Ariel said...

Lol Humans...I'd love to join in.
Aunt Stinkie is not only beautiful she's very smart too.Her fur looks alot like mine.I really hope you'll come to my wedding....Hugs and Purrs Ariel

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie and Dr Tweety! I would be honored to come for the bed~in and snuggle with my beloved Mickey. I like the bedspread very much. Just right for autumn! As for the shedding, Like Daisy and Pixie, I do not have much furrrs to offer. So I will bring my sticky tape roller along and help clean up the furry mess from the party before your mommy pitches a conniption fit.
See you soon dearest friend!
Love Miss Peach

Lux said...

You did such a good job climbing up those stairs, Auntie Stinkie!

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

AHHHHHHHH it is so nice and cozy here in the bed! I like to be warm at all times. I brought along a big thermouse ful of hto catmint tea and a platter of tuna puffs for us to much on.
Long live BED PEACE and HAIR PEACE just like when John and Yoko asked for it way back in the day.....
{{{Snuggles even closer to Mickey}}}
Meow...it is a cats life...

Gretchen and Mike said...

Oh, that's so sweet of your mom bean to give Auntie Stinkie a stair way to the bed. I can see how proud of herself she looks.

I hear ya on the hair shedding. Hee, hee. Beans are pretty odd sometimes.

Hugs...Gretchen and Mike.

PS, I'm sorry I have't been by in a long time. Don't have a real excuse, except maybe I've been sleeping a lot and my mom beans got some issues like a bad cold, a quilt she's working on and of course, her writing.

Boy said...

Hair shedding! hahaha....I'm joining in!

Ariel said...

Hi,

My sweet friends it's me again.I've given you an award please go to my blog and see...Hugs Ariel

MoMo said...

Shedding hair - I am all for it!!!! SS would love me shedding mine elsewhere.

With Dr T and me on board we would shed enough to make zillions of woollen cardigans for the underprivilaged children.

Poppy Q said...

Thats good you got some steps to help you up on the bed. Mum thinks that it might be the only exercise I get - jumping up and off the bed.

Eric and Flynn said...

Well done Auntie Stinkie!
Are we too late for the hair shedding? Eric is very good at it, me not so much, but I will try hard.We hope everything is going okay now for your mum with her greens.
Purrs Flynn (and Eric when he wakes up.)

HotMBC said...

Dr Tweety, I'll definitely come to the shed-in. Is there anything I can bring besides my furs? Well, I guess I can bring my fursiblings too. But aside from that?
Purrrrrs
::smoochiez::
da Mini

The Crew said...

Oh my, yes! Mom will happily donate all the loose furballs she vacuums up and we 4 will be right over to add some fresh fur. Let the shedding begin!!!!

Ariel said...

Hi,

It's me I justed wanted to say I hope all is well I really miss you all so much.I wish you could make it to the wedding.Hugs Your Pal Ariel :)

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie, those are such beautiful pictures of you! I will come right over to help you shed. I will leave lots of fur too!

All my love and kisses to you!Bounce

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