Sunday, August 3, 2008

We quit!!!! Da gardun dat iz...

Dr Tweety: "Dis iz a sad state of affairzez. Da momee here haz put us cats to work! It's Tweety dis & Tweety dat, & 'Lilah dis & Maximillian dat! What haz dis world come to?!!!"

Maximillian: "No kidding Tweet. I cannot visit the lovely Kellie, or even work for my security job. No, it's water this and water that, and don't forget to weed the flower beds."

Delilah: "Well I am not going to be caught furless hauling around that stupid hose! Angus has probably given up on me for good. And what if I break a nail doing hard labor??? What then??"


Maximillian: "Okay, the only real remedy to this situation is to act stupid and lazy. Iris? Delilah? Sniff around the weeds and pretend like you don't see them in the basil patch."

Dr Tweety: "Well I haz a better plan den dat. I Q-U-I-T!!! Wit a cappultull K!!!!"

Maximillian: " Okay doc. I am with you... outta here! and back to Burma. Over and out."

Iris: "If mommy thinks I am going to any more sweat labor around here, she has another think coming. I am through!"

Dr Tweety: "Yup.. dat iz all foks! No more cat labor. No more sweatin' fur ballzez so dat momee canz ignore our blog & play like she iz a farmer. I yam toadally dis-gusted."

Delilah: "But Uncle Tweety, if we all quit, then mommy's new business might fail, and then we'll never be able to blog again!"

Dr Tweety: "Well Missy D, if dat iz da casee, den I'll justee goez back to da Itty Bitty Cafe' in da fall. Evfurry ting will be bax to normal. I yam soooo lookin' forward to dat. & den mebbe my frendzez will not tink I haz dezerted dem furvefur."

15 comments:

Moki said...

Forcing you to work in the garden, now that is horrible. Arent there some cat labor laws in place that will protect you? Hehe...

Lux said...

I can't believe she was trying to force you to *work! Doesn't she realize we are all snoopervisors?

MoMo said...

Poor, poor kitties!!! Please enlighten your mommy that kitties do NOT work either than at what they want.

Angus Mhor said...

Oh, 'Lilah! ::heavy sigh::

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Gardening! What a nasty thing to do to cats! But you have a lovely garden to nap in--I suggest you have a sleep inn in protest!!!

The Meezers said...

isn't cat labor illegal or something?

Aoise said...

Cat labour, I've nefer heard of such a fing. Miewmie knows it would be a total wasyte of time asking me to do anyfing.

Boy said...

Oh dear....poor guys! But your Mommy's garden seems to be coming up weal nice!

Daisy said...

You are right to quit. Gardening seems too hard!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Oh no! I'm glad to see all of you quit because that's cat abuse! I can't believe your Momee was using all of you as free slave labor in her business :-0

HotMBC said...

Cat labor! That's awful Dr Tweety. Come over here for some tuna and shrimp puffs. You don't have to work here!
::smoochiez::
da Mini

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no! You mean, while the other kitties are lazing away the summer, you guys have been slave labor? Have you tried reasoning with your mom? She does know there are cat labor laws, doesn't she?

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

We just wanted to stop by and say “Hi”! Mommy finally got home so we can blog again!

Asta said...

Dr.Tweety
I'm so glad you and the giwls have stopped all that hawd labow..it's just wong to make catses wowk...
Happy NOMS DAY to all of you
Thank you fow being my fwiendses
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

PB 'n J said...

Oh goodness, what does your Mommy think you are - dogs?! Work is out of the question, unless your job is to sit in the garden and look fabulous (in which case you are doing a fine job).

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