I haz some apolly-geez to makes

We iz so sorry dats we haz not comminted on our frendzez bloggiez… da momee here iz abouts to makes her furst delivery of itty bitty salad greenzez to da Big Kahuna Chef dis comin’ Sat-turday!

We wonz some awardees from Jan’z Funny Farm & Mr Luxor… & we hazn’t hadz da time to go & tank dem. Den I tink da momee here spaced it out purrty badlee ‘cuz she used to keep track of dis kind of stuffee & puts it our sidebar… ‘cuz we gotted another award & plumb fur-got who gavez it to us. Jan, didz you still want da job az our typist????

Since we all Q-U-I-T da gardun jobbee, da momeee iz gonna has to lights a cracker under da dadeez bunz & put da shovfull into hiz pawz. Dat oughtta teach ‘em to put us cats to work. I spits plenty o’ hairbalzzez into coffee cups just to make sure I gots da point across. “Sugar wit dat hairball espresso momee?”

I yam cuttin’ out to da Mini’s fur tuna puffs & Angus iz gonna come oevfur & reskew Delilah. Auntie Stinkie iz nappin’ on top ‘o da laundree pilez in front of da itty bitty air consdishunner (keepin’ cool wit Mr Bounce & Miss Peach) & Max went back to work in Burma & Iris iz out on a secret date.

Cool cat award: Lux gave us dis one! We iz passin dis on to Angus, ‘cuz Delilah iz havfun fits behindz me, meowerin’ & stuffee abouts what a cool cat Angus iz.

The Arte-y-pico award: We gots dis one frum Jan. She sez da folloewin: This award was created to be given to bloggers who inspire others with their creativity and their talents, also for contributing to the blogging world in whatever medium.

When you receive this award it is considered a "special honor".
The rules for passing this honor on are as follows:
1. Pick 5 blogs that you would like to award this honor to.
2. Each award has to have the name of the author and also a link to his or her blog to be visited by everyone.
3. Each award winner has to show the award and put the name and link to the blog that has given her or him the award itself.
4. Award-winner and the one who has given the prize have to show the link of Arte y Pico blog, so everyone will know the origin of this award.

Well, Jan, pleeze furgivez me ifs I don’t’s gets all da rulezez right. (Momee iz hopeless!) We wouldz like to give all da kitteez dat haz stuck wit us dis awardee… so pleeze, if you stops by, consider yourself awarded!!!