Fixin' up da house fer Auntie

Boy o boy. Da momee & dadee been goin' nutz. There iz no rest fur me & da udder catz. Maw iz scoopin' up dust full o' fur & dad iz scoopin' up liddle ballz of stuff frum da box. Maxi, da bad Burr-man, iz peein' on da fly. Y'know, not on da bugz but on da coffee table & udder stuff. He iz mad at da beans 'cuxz dey turned da furniture around & put da dust & got new tingz for da guest room fur when Auntie Mignon arrivez.
We iz waitin' fur Auntie Mignon, cuz she likez us & she iz leavin' our cuzzinz wit da sitter. Poor cuzzin Zsa Zsa tho'. I like her cuz' she iz pretty like my Delilah... altho' I don't know if she likez gardening since she livez in da woodz.
In have a new pre-scripshun poem for ever-y-buddy:

In da garden
peas are humming
while birds sing a minstrel aire.
And life is a-happening
ever-y-where.
Sit you down
and looks well around
and don't be thinkin'
bout nuthing but peas.
Peas in the morning &
Peas at night,
Peas is in da flowers
& in da winds
of streaming light.