I yam tryin' to be more generous to da mad Burr-man Maxi. Look how tired he iz from patrollin' da neigh-bore-hood last night.
He waz soakin' wet from da rain & so waz I! When we came inside, momee dried us off wit da towelz. We didn't even swipe at each otherz cuz we waz so glad to be dry. Oh we waz pitifulz! (wink wink)
Da moral of da story? Run around in da rain & momee will feel sorry fur you!