Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thurz-day Thirteen

In da blog today, I will share 13 tingz about Auntie Stinkie & her break-fatz time.

In da pix, you can see how she haz taken over my lastest issue of Saveur! Itz all about turkeyz & da other stuff we eatz in November. Dis iz difficult fur me to admit, but even at 15, da Auntie Stinkie iz truly da Alpha Cat of our house-hold.

Okeedokee. Here iz da 13 tingz she doez at her break-fatz time:

1) She sits on da kitchen table & waits fur momee to finish da dressin’ fur work routine.

2) When da momee comez out to da kitsch-hen, Auntie Stinkie sez “Waaah! Waaah!”

3) Dis iz repeated repeated-lee, in stac-cat-o cadence.

4) When da momee reaches into da fridge, “Waah! Waah!”

5) When da momee cracks open da eggz, “Waah! Waah!”

6) When da momee flipz da eggz, “Waah! Waah!”

7) Az da momee blots da olive oilz from da eggz, you guessed it “Waah! Waah!”

8) What da Auntie Stinkie iz telling momee iz: “Hurry up! You iz takin too long! Hurry up! I want my eggz!”

9) Den da momee sprinklez a tiny bit of salt on da eggz, but not too much, ‘cuz dis iz not good fur Auntie Stinkie or fur da momee’z blood pressuring.

10) Den da momee sits wit Auntie Stinkie at da table.

11) Den Auntie Stinkie reaches out her tiny paw & swipes it at da momee.

12) Da momee must eat her part of da eggz fast, ‘cuz Auntie Stinkie will start to stick her nozie into da plate. Auntie Stinkie only likes eggz wit yolkz dat are “eazy.”

13) Den da plate wit da eazy yolk iz all Auntie Stinkie’z. Hoo-boy, doez dat Auntie Stinkie have da momee dis-a-plined!


Hot(M)BC said...

My Mommy won't feed me egg at the table. Can I get Aunt Stinkie to teach me how to train my Mommy to do that for me?

Gemini said...

Hmm... I am not sure I would like egg. Of course, Cheysuli would and Momma doesn't give any to her EITHER.

Fab five said...

Dear swwweeet Mini,

Yes, I will tell, 'er, make dat request, dat da Auntie vizit your momee & instruct her. Do you like eggz too? Mebbe we can go on another date & momee will fix us egg piez!

Dr Tweety

Fab five said...


If Cheysuli iz goin' to be da prezident, den she & you must havee da eggz! I yam sending Auntie Stinkie over right away to straighten dis out!

-Dr Tweety

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Boy, Auntie Stinkie sure has you Mum trained right!

I have never had egg, I will have to try it.

The Crew said...

I've never tried egg. I'll have to ask for some.

Max S

Henry Helton said...

Auntie Stinkie has got it made!

Tiger Lily said...

How funny! Ruckus tries to get on the table when Mom and my Daddy eat breakfast but she's always shooed away. I think she needs to take lessons from Auntie Stinkie!

My woofie Sushi already lived here when I moved in but I adopted her right away. Now she's mine, mine, mine! I have to keep telling Ruckus that every day.

Gretchen said...

Oooo, the yellow part of eggs...I like that as much as tuna juice.


Forty Paws said...

Wow. Auntie Stinkie has your Momee trained furry well indeed.

Luf, Us

Scout said...

That is a really good Thursday 13 post! I must try this yolk you speak of.

Hot(M)BC said...

Egg piez would be super, Dr. Tweety. That would be fun. Fanks lots!

Daisy said...

Waaah! Waaah!

I tried it with my Mommie, but it did not work. I think because my Mommie does not ever cook for breakfast. Except she makes cereal with bananers on top. I want some eggs!

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