Thurz-day Thirteen

In da blog today, I will share 13 tingz about Auntie Stinkie & her break-fatz time.

In da pix, you can see how she haz taken over my lastest issue of Saveur! Itz all about turkeyz & da other stuff we eatz in November. Dis iz difficult fur me to admit, but even at 15, da Auntie Stinkie iz truly da Alpha Cat of our house-hold.

Okeedokee. Here iz da 13 tingz she doez at her break-fatz time:

1) She sits on da kitchen table & waits fur momee to finish da dressin’ fur work routine.

2) When da momee comez out to da kitsch-hen, Auntie Stinkie sez “Waaah! Waaah!”

3) Dis iz repeated repeated-lee, in stac-cat-o cadence.

4) When da momee reaches into da fridge, “Waah! Waah!”

5) When da momee cracks open da eggz, “Waah! Waah!”

6) When da momee flipz da eggz, “Waah! Waah!”

7) Az da momee blots da olive oilz from da eggz, you guessed it “Waah! Waah!”

8) What da Auntie Stinkie iz telling momee iz: “Hurry up! You iz takin too long! Hurry up! I want my eggz!”

9) Den da momee sprinklez a tiny bit of salt on da eggz, but not too much, ‘cuz dis iz not good fur Auntie Stinkie or fur da momee’z blood pressuring.

10) Den da momee sits wit Auntie Stinkie at da table.

11) Den Auntie Stinkie reaches out her tiny paw & swipes it at da momee.

12) Da momee must eat her part of da eggz fast, ‘cuz Auntie Stinkie will start to stick her nozie into da plate. Auntie Stinkie only likes eggz wit yolkz dat are “eazy.”

13) Den da plate wit da eazy yolk iz all Auntie Stinkie’z. Hoo-boy, doez dat Auntie Stinkie have da momee dis-a-plined!