Manly Meezer Mon-day!

I yam givin’ dis here blog to my brudder, da mad Burr-man. Maximillian iz furry manly in hiz meezer suit. He doez not talk to da blog so I haz to inter-pret hiz high-pitched meowzingz. Hmmmmph. What iz hiz problem any wayz? He got all ex-cited when he saw da momeez frend from Switzerland, da beauty-full Miss Marianne. He walked right up to her when she gotz out of da car & helped sniff her baggagez clean. Den he escorted her into da house like a real man oughtta, wit hiz tail straight up & hiz baggy pantz quite floofy. He iz sooo charmin’ to da ladiez, dat Maxi.

Dadee sayz he used to be momeez “man” before dadee came along. But you should be aware dat Maxi haz a terry-bull habit of liftin’ hiz tail on da ladeez pursez when dey are not watching. (& he iz always harrasin’ yourz truly!) Do not lovez hiz hand-some manly-ness too much!

So da first ting Miss Marianne doez when she iz inside da door iz open up a BIG packagez fur da five catz & inside iz a 12-pack of yellow & orange & blue & red & magenta colored ballz wit ringey-dingiez inside of ‘em! Delilah started chasin ‘em all around da room ‘cuz she could not decide which colorz she liked best. Oh we just lovez da Miss Marianne!!! She iz sooo much fun & she loves us all. She even brought her homemade fig & pear & walnut bread. I did not tell her I yam not fond of figz!!!!