Monday, December 3, 2007

My Man-cat Mon-day

Okeedokee. I yam havin’ a Man-cat moment to-day. First of all, here iz what iz goin’ on at my house:

Auntie Stinkie iz still havin’ some trou-bullz, & we are waitin’ fur da resultz of her lab work to come back from da VET. Da VET wants to wait to pre-scribe pillz fur her high blood pressure until he iz sure dat she haz not got sumpin’ else goin’ on wrong dat would contra-indy-cate doze pillz.

Dis makes da momee furry nervous. Waitin’ around all weekend to find out. & worryin’ dat da blindness will be perma-gnat if we don’t gets her started on sumpin’ right away.

I yam also kinda worn out from da big party over at Marilyn MonReow's Gotcha Day Partee. Dis waz a mostee wild event when many cats played & romped & used some furry potent ‘nip. We also ate & ate & ate & ate & well, you guessed it, we barfed a little too. I tink Chairman Mao barfed all da way to Mars. Dat iz what he sez.

But here iz what I wanna know: Iz dis da SAME Mar dat poor Henry & Clyde & Charlotte are gonna have to deal wit? Henry!!! I haz found your solution to da Mar problem: Justee barf all da way to hiz housee!!!

Den da Mini came ovefur on Saturday night & we decided to make some good nip ravioleez & transport dem by teleporter to da Meezerz. I tink Sammy & Miles will feel real good when dey eats dem all down. Dat iz if dey don’t barf all da way to Mar’s house!

Okeedoke. Da last ting iz: I yam feelin’ a little blue. Mebbe I will be better when I finds out what is completely wrong wit da Auntie. I justee can’t help it. Sometimez a Man-cat iz blue. & today iz dat day fur me. I can’t evfen manage to cough up one hairballz to-day & I yam furry full of furz.

But I yam furry thankful fur all my frendz who have stopped by to purr fur da Auntie. Dis meanz furry much to me & da other cats. We sometimez haz leaky eyez just tinkin’ about it.

12 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh, I wish the Vet would call about Auntie Stinkie, it is very hard to wait. No wonder you guys are all feeling blue.

I am still purring for her!

Scout said...

I am still a purrin away for Auntie Stinkie!!

Scout

Artsy Catsy said...

Dr. Tweety, thanks for coming over! You can come hang out with us any time, and when I get over my hissyfit you can teach me how to write poetry.

I hope you get good news soon about Auntie Stinkie so your family won't be worried anymore and you won't feel so blue ... we'll keep checking.

Rocky

Henry Helton said...

That is so funny! I will have to try that.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope the vet calls soon. You are a very handsome Mancat and shouldn't be blue--not that you don't have the right to feel blue, it's just that you are too handsome to have to feel blue.

G.

Mickey said...

Glad you had fun at Marilyn's party!!! It was a good time :)
I hope you find outsome news about Auntie Stinky soon. It is very hard to wait :(
In the meantime,I will send lots of healing PURRS over.

PURR,PURR,PURR,PURR!!!

Karen Jo said...

The waiting is just so frustrating. I hope the vet calls soon with some news about Auntie Stinkie. I am keeping her in my thoughts and prayers. I am glad you had so much fun at Marilyn's party.

Dragonheart said...

I am purring and praying for Auntie Stinkie!

Eric and Flynn said...

Try not to feel bloo Dr.Tweety. We're still sending all our purrs furr Auntie Stinkie. We hope dat
V E T hurries up and decides what to do.
It wuz grate meeting yoo at Marilyn Monreow's party.

Daisy said...

I am very sorry that you are feeling blue. But this proves how much you love and care about Auntie Stinkie. I wish the vet would call you soon so you could get started on the treatment!

Catzee said...

I hope effurry thing is ok fur Auntie Stinkie. Purrs!

The Meezers said...

Tweety, those nip ravioli's was AWSOME. the hangover went away today!

we is still purraying furry hard for Auntie Stinkie Our mommy knows 'zaktly what your mommy is going through - she wented through it with Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie when they gotted to be 17. Tell her that she can email our mommy at themeezers AT gmail DOT com if she needs to fret and worry or "blow off steam" or just needs a shoulder to lean on.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone