Not so wordy-less Wednez-day

I yam speechless. Well you guessed it, not quite! It iz wordyless Wednez-day, but I guessee I haz plenty to say.

Firstee, da awardz justee keep comin' in from da cat bloggo-spear & da momee iz oevfur whelmed. I yam too, although, I has to say she should not be oevfur whelmed cuz dey iz awardz fur us cats, NOT da hired help!!!

Okeedokee, now dat we gots dat straight, lets do a review:

Firstee, frum my frends at da Ballicai blog, Chairman Mao & hiz brudder (who used to be a gurl) Brainball, dis wonderful award "Bloggerz of da World."

I tink dis iz furry unyversal, & I wants to pass it on to Mr Hendrix. He iz alwayz bein' a universally good guy & gnarly partee common tater. He also knowz how to pour a mean niptini. (Yummm. snarf!)

Den, THREE of our frendz gaves us da tinkin' award:

Da bloggin' kitteez of 40 Pawz (who supports twice az many cats az livez here), dat sweet gurl cat Ariel (Chairman Mao's sweetie pie), & my bestee bud, Henry Helton, passed dis one on to us.

I yam suppozin' dat da award fur tinkin' mustee go to cats who uze dere nogginz.

I can tink of one right off who fits dat bill: Chey, da candy-date fur prezzydent dat will knock da panty-hoze right off of Hilary'z chunky thighz.

& I also wants to givez Boy Genius Cat (of course he tinks!!! Wit a name like dat, how could he not?) & Dragonheart & Merlin dis award, 'cuz dey alwayz tink abouts other cats.

& finally, I yam mostee ex-cited to report dat my new issue of Saveur came as well. In it were da bestee 100 tingz in da world of da Gour-maidz. One of dem was roastie duck!!!! Can you beleevz it? I yam gonna justee savour dis issue, but I do promise to share it wit da Auntie Stinkie. She lovez roastie duck. & da Auntie Stinkie tinks dat Pixie should gets a tinkin' award too, 'cuz Pixie iz alwayz tinkin' abouts bannerz.

& az long az I've blown dis day wit so many wordz, let me add justee one more. Dat young mancat Angus dat haz been courtin' Delilah? Da cute stripey Scots boy? I haz my eye on you bud. You better treats her right & not be fickle. After all, she iz one beeyoutyfull & sweet Tuxie. &, she iz my itty-bitty rat cat frend.