Thanks to all, a happy new 2008!

Tanks evfurry kitty! Fur makin' da big partee a wild success. We had cats from around da world & we rang in da New Yearz wit da English cats, da Canadian cats, da Aussie cats, da Nova Scotia cats, da German cats, da Japanese cats, & all time zonez in da
US of A. Whew!

I yam a itty-bitty hung-overz! "Uh, eggz? I don't tink so momee..."

But look what I justee found under da Burrman'z paw!!!!!

Outpost of the Association of Burmese Security Officers

Memo: Security Breech, Albany, Oregon, USA
From: Maximillian the Burman & Chief Security Officer
To: General Stickupyerbuti, Command Post, Burma

Date: January 1, 2008

Dear General,
The situation here is intolerable. Please note the following security risks:

• A 65 pound (I say 65, as 30 pounds were already consumed!) ham is missing. I suspect that one M****s M*****R(edited for security reasons) is the culprit. His brother may also be involved in this covert operation.
• There are duck carcasses everywhere! The land fill is closed today for the holiday, and the stench is becoming a health hazard.
• An antique Tiffany lamp was either stolen outright, or some bad cat (H***Y H*****N, again, edited for security) broke it and did not fess up. I suggest that the insurance company may not reimburse the approximate $20,000 unless we get a confession. Which method do you advise?
• There is a mountain of poop behind the Chinese screen. I am shocked by the absence of scoopers. What were they thinking? Again, I am disturbed by the health hazard this poses. How far will these party animals go?
  
• The British contingent, helped themselves to the 50 year-old bourbon! The momee here is going to have an apoplectic fit when she finds out. Can we replace this with something from India? While I realize it may not have the same kick, it will at least be the same color, and she may not notice for awhile.
  
• When many cats went tree climbing (INSIDE the house I might add), the glitter balls were scattered far and wide. Even the senior cats, the 16 year-olds that should be more dignified, were involved in this activity. I need a glitter clean-up crew pronto! Glitter is a nasty substance, particularly between the toes.
• The bathtub is full of rubber toys. A violation of the worst sort.
• The ceiling (the CEILING!) has paw prints on it! Skid marks of duck grease are apparent on the walls. I have no idea how to remove duck grease from the walls without removing paint.
  
• There were strange cats hanging about all night, typing furiously into their laptops. I tried capturing their posts via wireless router, but my motherboard fried in attempt to keep pace with their chat room antics. Please General, I need a replacement.

I assume you will want names, ages, addresses & email. I will phone tonight when all are asleep.

This is it, over and out, Maximillian reporting for the Burma Security Forces.

Well gang, I tink we're safe fur awhile!!!! Da Burr-man is sound asleep, & I yam gonna light a New Years Day fire with this report.
Party On!!!!!!!!