Sunday, January 11, 2009

Sun-day ant-icks

Dr Tweety: "Dis iz gettin' to be kinda a rooteen aroundz here. Onlee gettin' to blogz once a week.

I yam purr-fectlee dis-gusted. Da momee iz so lazee dats she evfun doez a schedooled dee-ploy. Ptooey! Doubull hairballz.

& justee looks at da mess around here. No-one (da Momee!) haz evfun changed da tabull clothee frum Christ-Mouse to nor-mal.

Delilah??? I tinks you better gets da broom & da mop outta da clozet. Momee haz gone AWOL."

Delilah: "No way Uncle Dr Tweety! I am not going to clean house. I don't care if the mess rolls down the hill. It's bad enough that we are bored, but house cleaning? Forget about it!"


Dr Tweety: "Okeedokee itty bitty poppit. Tellz you what, why don'ts we cooks up some mousie pie. Wouldz you like dat?"

Delilah: "Oh yes! Hooray! Mousie pie for every cat! But where are we going to get the mousies?"

Dr Tweety: "Let's go ask Iris... she'z da hunter of da fambly. I bet she can help us out. Iris honey??? Iz you dere?"


Iris: "Oh! I think I see some mousies now! Out in the front yard! Quick.. let's go!"


Delilah: (((Huffing and puffing))) "I ran all the way out here, and I don't see any mousies. And besides, where's Maxi? I thought he was supposed to help out with those super duper paws of his."


Maximillian: "Oh no you don't. I am not going to involve my regal self with hunting. I just arrived back from Burma from a horrific assignment. I am not stirring from this chair for anything! Except maybe to day dream about my gorgeous Orange Queen Kellie."


Auntie Stinkie: "Well I can help Iris. I may not be able to see, but I think I can still smell mousies. Is that one underneath the stairs?
Delilah? Can you come here and help me whap a rodent or two?"

Delilah: (((Mutters to herself))) "What is this? Am I expected to do everything here? Clean, cook, and hunt mousies?"


Iris: "Delilah.. you like to eat mousie pie don't you? Well, the time has come to leave no stone, and no board unturned. Mousies are hard to catch this time of year."


Delilah: (((grumbling))) "If you insist Iris. But I really would rather just eat the mousie pie."

Iris: "Just remember Missy D, there is no pie without the hunt!"

Dr Tweety: "Well dis iz takin' a itty bitty bit longer denz I egg-speckled. Mebbe we otta change horsez in da creek & makes bananner bread. I tinks a nice nip nanner in da oevfun wouldz make dis day goez a itty bitty better."

Iris: "Look, I don't care if you want to make banana bread or mousie pie. Just as long as we get it done pronto. Is the micro okay for mousie pie?"

Maximillian: "Aaaaaaaarrrrrgghh! Don't get that mousie pie any where near the microwave!!! Does the word 'explosion' mean anything to you all?"

Narrator: And so dear readers, the moral of this story is: Never let the Fab Five become bored on a Sunday. Unless of course, you are partial to panic.

Dr Tweety: "Panic??? Who saidz any ting abouts panikin. Dat iz PICNICK. We iz havfun a P-I-C-N-I-K."

Narrator: I knew that! Picnic! The moral of the story is, to picnic on mousie pie.

Dr Tweety: "Muchee better."

17 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What I was so stunned at the thought of only blogging once a week. The shame. The horror.

A picnic though might calm me down...

Sunny's Mommy said...

So, did you get your mousie pie?

Eric and Flynn said...

We'll do a deal with you. We'll bring lots of mousies and you let us share mousie pie, okay?

Angus Mhor said...

I think you should do what Eric and Flynn suggest, Dr. Tweety. They're proven hunters and we KNOW they've got lots in their fields. What I really can't countenance is the co-opting of my 'Lilah into doin' housework or huntin'. She's such a dainty lil' bit o' nothin' it would fair tire her out completely just to lift one paw toward such a plebian article as a BROOM! Surely there's someone else around who's better suited?

Private note to 'Lilah-You're so pretty, 'Lilah! I ADORE that picture of you in front of the moss-green gate.

A Few Good Cats said...

Mmmm... mousie pie... :-)

Lux said...

You're all so entertaining; I'll bet you keep your beans occupied! :)

Willow said...

Mmmmmm, I think I like the sound of a mousie pie! However, China Cat is the mouser in our family, not me, so she might be able to help bring along extra mousies, like Eric & Flynn!

Purrrrrrrs, Willow

LC and Ayla said...

Another moral of da story is that iffen ya want a clean house or a mousie pie, efry kitty better be willin ta help at it.

MoMo said...

OK I would like to know about the mousie pie(s). Is it ready for eating yet, or has it been already eaten?

One other thing, I totally agree with Dr T being cheesed off. Blogging once a week is not acceptable. We need to see the Fab 5 more. Hear that, Mommee?

Mr. Tigger said...

What a post Dr. Tweety! Hope you got the Mousie Pie! Just wanted to let you know that you are this weeks M-Cats Club-ManCat Monday Member. Come on over for a drink and some food and bring Maxamillian with you!
Hi 5 paw,
Mr. Tigger

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Mousie pie is yummy! I've never had nip naner break but it sounds yummy too. I'd love to come help eat either. Or the tur-key stoo. I'll be right over to help!
Purrrrrrrrs and smoochiez!
da Mini

Daisy said...

Everyone knows you cannot cook a true mousie pie in the microwave! The best way might be under the broiler so it comes out nice and crispy.

If you cannot find any mousies, maybe you could substitute lizards?

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Hi guys! Thank you for your wonderful Christmas card! I am bored here too, the Mum just keeps sleeping and sleeping - I can't wait until Spring and she wakes up a bit : )

Maximillian my dear, thank you so much for your wonderful Christmas gift. You always know just what to get me. I love the little fishes, the Hello Kitty photo album, the Temptations and I especially LOVE the photo of you. Mummy promises to get me a frame so I can hang it in my room! I am going to post pictures of your wonderful gift just as soon as Mummy gets her act together, sigh....

I know you have just come back from a horrendous assignment in Burma and are resting, but would you like to teleport over for dinner this weekend. I can try to cook something - I am not a good cook like Dr. Tweety and the rest of you Fab Five, but I can try.
Luv
Kellie

Black Cat said...

Oh, I do so hope you got your mousie pie or at least a hot nip nanner without having to do any housework! Life is too short to be doing housework (that's my story and I'm sticking to it)!

Unfortunately I didn't have any calm pills of my own and although I asked for one at the hospital, they "forgot" to bring one, but anyhoo, I survived, thanks to all my friends in and not in the CB! I could feel you there with me, that in itself was calming and uplifting. I truly believe that this community is a force for good and is strengthened bit by bit as more cats, dogs, hammies, bunnies and others join in.

Luvzya! :) xxx

Asta said...

DrTweety and all you fab five kitties..I loved youw stowy , but am getting wowwied that you got nothing to eat at the end..I hope you got some nip, and the nananew bwead at least..I have nevew had mousey pie, and am not sue I would like it.but I take DrTweetie's wowd on anything
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Diamond said...

You get to do a long post with lots of pictures. I never get more than one or two pictures at the most.

Everycat said...

I am amazed you have the energy to tell the tale of the mousie pie - it's work, work, work at your place!

Whicky Wuudler

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