Monday, January 19, 2009

Time to takes tingz into my own pawz

Dr Tweety: "I haz a itty bitty con-fection to makes. Since da momee haz been in-cog-neato (da boy bean & hiz gurl waz vizytin) & I hadz no typist, I waz leftee to my own devices!

I tooks some nannerz, tomaterz & some nip (& mebbe a drop or 213, of fur-moose) & puts it all into da food prosess-her & madez some cock-talez."

"Az you can see frum my brudderz pic below... I may haz oevfur done it a itty bitty bit!"

"Mebbe it waz too much of da nip. I sure hopes da momee doez not come in beforez I can gets dis under control. She & her boy bean & da cute gurl bean Kellie are cleanin' outs da garage."

Auntie Stinkie: "Oh Tweet? I think it may be too late.. Iris mentioned my eyes were burning holes in the sofa!"

Delilah: "Oh goody!!! I want to try and burn holes in the sofa too! See? I am practicing my best laser eyes, but maybe I haven't had enough of that nip concoction. Uncle Tweety? Can I have some more?"

Dr Tweety: "Missy D! If yous really wants to haz lazer eyez, you has to practice your starez firstee. Da nip drink won'ts do it all.

See? See how I yam starin'? Dis iz how you gets dem eye ball muskullz strenghtened to bore holez in da furny-ture."

Delilah: "Well that's way too much trouble for me. Iris and I are going to take a nap until mommy comes out of the garage and fixes roast beast."

Dr Tweety: "Oh Maxi??? Hey brudder... come gets a look at deze laserz. I tinks mebbe we can burnz down da whole entire kitsch-hen!"

"Har har. Dis will servez da momee right fur dee-sertin' us catsez fur dayz on end."

Narrator: "And so dear readers, the Fab Five bore holes into the upholstered furniture, the dry wall, the towels, and the rugs.

A puff of smoke here, a puff of smoke there, and dinner was a wee bit late. There may have been a shriek or two, but as the narrator, I really cannot comment.

The moral of the story? Do not let mommy's think they can desert deserving cats for an entire week!"


Eric and Flynn said...

May have overdone the nip a bit???
Hahaha! Dr. Tweety, you made mum laff out loud and wake dad up.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I refuse to allow the humans to go away for any amount of time.

MoMo said...

Dr T , You are just so funny!!!! I'll be right over to share the drinkies and practice my laser eyes.

MoMo said...

PS th photos of ALL kitties are jsut great too, especially yours and the girls cuddling up together!

MoMo said...

Bad spelling, SS!!!! You're sacked!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Do you have the recipe written down anywhere? I could use my laser eyes to help the PM start the woodstove!

Purrs Goldie

Daisy said...

I think I would like to try some of that cocktail! I have tried my best, but I have not been able to burn holes in anything!

HotMBC and Robyn said...

You teach those humans, Dr Tweety! Careful with those cock-talez, though. You don't really want to burn up the kitchen -- that's where the food is!
Come on ofur for our in-awe-gu-ray-shun party, we have lots of foods. Even salmon!
da Mini

Sunny's Mommy said...

That must have been a very potent cocktail :-0

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops. It's going to be awfully chilly at your house, with all those holes everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Lol...Your all so cute and I may need the nip cocktail recipe.Gotta go work on my laser eyes...Hugs

Anonymous said...

Wow those sure were powerful laser eyes! We have never been able to burn holes in stuff, that would be very cool!

The Crew said...

Tweet, I think you & Max need to take it down a notch or two before you set the place on fire!!

Boy n Beethoven said...

WOw!! Your lasers are wonderful! Mummys should never be busy. I think there should be a law to ban them from being too busy for us!


HotMBC and Robyn said...

Dr Tweety, Mom says we're going to have real live dead chix-hen one night this week for dinner. Probably on the weekend. Do you want to come help cook it? You're the best chef I've ever met. And Mom is definitely not. So she could use some help.
da Mini

Everycat said...

Dr Tweety you are a devil of a bar tender. I hope no cat drove anywhere after that little session!

Whicky Wuudler

Butchy & Snickers said...

Woah, that's zure zounds like a gweat dwink. Can we have zom?? We canz start our fireplace with our lazer eyes, tee hee.
Purrs & licks,
Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Butchy & Snickers

Cat with a garden said...

Wow, that cocktail sounds delicious! And your lasers are impressive!!! We hope your mom is back now and on full cat-duty...
Purrs, Siena & Chilli

Princess said...

you are so funny Dr. T. hahahahaha
I hope all of you are going to be alright. (((hughughug))))
and purrr

Asta said...

That looked like a vewy powewful dwinkie..I think you have a weal gweat caweew as a bawtendew if you evew need it, but I think having youw Mommi home waiting on you paw and paw is a much bettew idea..smoochie kisses

Black Cat said...

Hahahahahaha! Dr, Tweety, your cocktail sounds revolting (nanners and martyrs - sorry, tommarters!) but, what with the vermouth and nip and all, it's obviously potent! Could you guys teleport over and eye-laser some holes in my soft furnishings? Perhaps my insurance company would then pay for some (much needed) new ones!

Luvzya :) xxx

LC and Ayla said...

Gotta watch the Nip in Blenderz. It opens more nippie stuff than just chewin on it! We learnt the hard way!


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