Sunday, January 4, 2009

Sun-day with Auntie Stinkie

Auntie Stinkie: "I have been thinking a lot about this 2009.

I will be 17 this year, and I would like to make some resolutions.

Maybe I should lose a few ounces.

Then again, maybe I should enjoy more of Mommy's roasted chicken.

Mommy? Are we having chicken tonight?"

Mommy: "Well dear, we just had chicken last night. Don't you think that's enough for awhile?"

Auntie Stinkie: "Mommy! I have resolved to keep my girlish figure for 2009. I think chicken is a must-have... so if you won't cook it, I better find someone who will!

Tweety??? Are you around??? Do you want to slip that bird out of the freezer and let it thaw??"

Auntie Stinkie: "Another resolution will be to stretch and nap, and nap and stretch. After eating chicken of course!

One, two, three. One, two... that's enough... nap time!"

Auntie Stinkie: "Delilah? Are you watching? I imagine you will want to hit the treadmill pretty soon."

Delilah: "Me? You want ME to hit the treadmill??? We don't even own a treadmill!"

Auntie Stinkie: (((Whispers))) "Oh, that was just for effect dearie. Don't worry. Have another piece of chicken?"


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Auntie Stinkie is so pretty. Is she what is called a dilute calico? As her mom, you must help her keep her girlish figure. That means cooking chicken, chicken, chicken. And maybe a little fish?

Alasandra said...

Auntie Stinkie we think you look purrfect just the way you are.

We thinks you should have ham and eggs for breakfast, then a nap. A nice fish for lunch another nap and then chicken for supper. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

Tesla and Hansel said...

may we haz sum chickhun wif yoo? An yoo look greats fur yoor age! i hopes i makes it dat long! -tes

Max said...

MMmmm...chicken. You look just fine to me and you don't have any ounces to lose, but who's to argue against more chicken? In fact, I think I'll ask my people to have that for dinner tonight, too, just so I can have some.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Auntie Stinkie, we do not see an ounce to spare! You are purrfection!

Cat with a garden said...

Auntie Stinkie, you look especially lovely in the ultimate photo - the stretching one. It is unbelievable that you will be 17 this year! You made the bestest resoluitions!
Siena & Chilli

Eric and Flynn said...

Auntie Stinkie, you look just purrfect to me. Mum sez I need to lose a few ounces too. Is 5lbs a few ounces? Would you send Dr. Tweety over with some chick-hen pleez. I am being starved.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Auntie Stinkie is lovely. I think she just needs some chicken! Or ham!

MoMo said...

Chick-hen sounds perfect - not that you need to lose any weight. I will join you for some.

VampyVictor said...

Ohhh Auntie Stinkie you are very right a girl must eat lots of chicken when she is trying to stay healthy and keep her weight nice! :)

I think you should get onto your Momma.. though you are very very pretty just as you are :)))


Everycat said...

Hello Auntie Stinkie, it's lovely to see you, and looking especially beautiful too. We think you look perfect and very youthful, so as the senior ladycat of the house you should be fed whatever you wish and get to nap whenever and wherever you like.

Whicy Wuudler

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Those sound like good resolutions to me. Lots of chix-hen is good. I wouldn't mind losing a few ounces by eating lots of chix-hen, myself. Good idea Auntie Stinkie.

Dr. Tweety, would you like to lose a few ounces by eating lots of chix-hen? We can do it together. ::smoochiez::

da Mini

Two Sisters said...

Auntie Stinkie you look lovely just as you are. Chicken is good for you so your Mom should make it a lot!

Love and snuggles,
Lucy & Trixie

The Fluffy Cousins in Mew York said...

You have a beautiful girlish figure. Some more chicken won't hurt :).
~The Fluffy Cousins of Mew York

Daisy said...

Auntie Stinkie, you are a great gal!

Princess said...

I love Chicken.
Tweetykins, 17 is a wonnnnderful age. You will enjoy it. I have a really great time being 17. I will be 18 in a few months!!
Auntie Stinkie you are so lovely, I think you work out constantly, I know I do, you go girlkitty!

Lux said...

Actually, those cats on treadmills make it look like fun!

I think you're looking just fine!

Dr. Tweety, thanks for singing Happy Birthday to me! :)

Black Cat said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie, you are beautiful! I hope you and all da Fab Five and da Momee and Dadee have a FAB 2009!

Luvzyalots!!! :) xxx

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Chicken, yes. Bacon, definitly! In fact, food is a good part of life...

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone