Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Tuxie Tuez-day: Delilah's quandry

Auntie Stinkie mentioned something about New Year's resolutions.

And I do believe she implied that I could use some exercise.

Hmmm.... what do you think?


Look! If I sit up straight, don't I seem just fine? And notice the romantic mood lighting?

Good lighting always flatters the figure.



Besides, I get plenty of exercise.

See me hunting?

I love mousie pie! Um... make that light mousie pie.

Who thought up these silly New Year's resolutions anyway?

It must have been back in the Dark Ages, when mousie pie was not available.

It is so much easier to say, "I will give up that pie," if there is NO pie at all.

And just what am I expected to do with these things anyway?

Wow! Just look at these results! And in less than one hour.

(I must get Mommy to crop and enhance all my photos from now on.)

That's the perfect New Year's solution!


24 comments:

HotMBC and Robyn said...

You look beautiful Delilah. If you need exercise, jumping up and down for treats and mousie pie is a good way to get it. That's what I do!
Purrrrrrrrs,
da Mini

Dr Tweety, Resolving to eat all the treats is a GREAT new year's resolution. I'll be right there so we can do it together.
::smoochiez::
da Mini

Angus Mhor said...

Delilah, my darling, you should not even THINK of reducing your beauty one atom! Not even ONE! I love every hair, every whisker and all that is within. You're very snuggly and delicious and I like you like that!

Stay right there, my lovely! I'm on my way over!

Two Sisters said...

Delilah I think you are beautiful just as you are!

Cat with a garden said...

It must be so hard to be a short-haired cat: You can't blame it all on the floof! Good luck!
Purrs, Siena

Alasandra said...

WE thinks you look purrfect.

Our New Year's resolution is to eat all the yummy stuff we want. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I will say this only one ore time:

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FAT CAT. Do you understand?

Black Cat said...

I love you just the way you are sweet Delilah:) xxx

Sassy Kat said...

I don't think that you need to do any exercise stuff at all. You look in tip top shape! Besides the dad of the house thinks that when you are born you are given only so many heart beats. He says that is you exercise your heart will beat faster and you could be using up the beats that you might need in the later years.
Just stay lazy and look cute.

MaoMao said...

Delilah, you are furry beeyootiful and don't have to worry about yur figure at all! And mousie pie sounds so delishus!

Happy New Year to alla you kitties and yur sweet fambly!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

meemsnyc said...

We think you look great. No exercise needed.

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Delilah, it is bad camera angle. Mum keeps taking bad angle photos of me too.
Eric

MoMo said...

Don't worry on little bit. Just enjoy life - it's too short to waste your time worrying about exercise and diet.

The Crew said...

Delilah, my dear face twin, you look fine to me! Remember, real women like us have curves and we're proud of them. I say, eat all the mousie pie you want, and I'll join you!

Tipper

VampyVictor said...

hahah you won't be enjoying mousie pie if your legs can't run to catch em!
I like mah ladeez with larger bones anyways, I rekkong there is more to cuddle and no sharp boney bits! :)))

V-V

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I am a BBF (Big Beautiful Feline) and dang proud of it!!!!

Purrs Shade

The Meezers said...

you look beautiful Delilah just the way you are

Sunny's Mommy said...

You're beautiful. If you look wide in any photos, it's the bad photographer using bad camera angles ;-)

Daisy said...

Delilah, I think you have a beautiful figure! Besides, it would be Wrong to give up mousie pie.

Ariel said...

Lol...You look just fine to me and very beautiful :)

DEBRA said...

We hope you will drop by because we do have the pictures up from the wonderful SP you sent to us for Abby. She was totally thrilled with it and we appreciate everything that you so purrfectly selected.

Thankyou
Abby

The Island Cats said...

We love you just the way you are, Delilah!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hi Delilah,
You sure have a cute belly!! Our Mama likes to crop photos. It's surprising how many different looks you can do with one photo.
I'm Sylvester the cat & I have 2 sisfurs Ruby & Scuby & 1 doggie brudder Butchy & a doggie sisfur Snickers. Stop & visit our blog sometime: http://butchyandsnickers.blogspot.com/
Purrs & licks,
Sylvester, Ruby, Scuby, Butchy & Snickers

Lux said...

You are quite lovely! Once Mom photoshopped my flabskirt away - it's the perfect diet! :)

Tesla and Hansel said...

Dr. tweety when you return you'll find us gone. just wanted to say, we're going to miss you.

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone