Thurzday Thirteen

Here iz me movin' furry fast past momeez coffee cup. I almozt got it!!! Dis iz a little bit like da high diverz in da Olympix but I yam faster!!!

I will tell you 13 tingz about my life at da fur ranch wit da other kittiez & momee & dadee on da week-endz when we iz all home togedder:

1) Rain makez me wacky & nervous & I refuse to stay out in it. Soooo:
2) I scratcheez at da BACK door until momee letz me out & den two minutes later:
3) I scratcheez at da FRONT door fur dadee to let me in & den:
4) I scratcheez at da BACK door fur momee to let me out & den(you can see where dis iz goin'!)
5) I decidez I wantz to lift my tail where da mad Burr-man lifted hiz & den:
6) Momee screechez like da Hall-o-ween banshee & putz me out da FRONT door & den:
7) Dadee letz me in 'cuz he feelz sorry fur me 'cuz of da rain & den:
8) I lifts my tail near dadeez elextronix & he saquawkz 'Noooooooooh- oh noooooo!"
9) By dis time I yam ex-hausted by all dis jim-naststix & I sleepz on da kitchen table fur a bit, showing my wonderful floofiness and den later:
10) I sit in dadeez spot on da sofa when he getz up to get hiz coffee & he haz to sit on da floor instead & den:
11) I go downstairz to da garage & do some more dutiez & den:
12) I come upstairz & do some modeling fur da momee & den:
13) It iz raining again! So I scratcheez at da BACK door to go out!