Thurz-day 13 divi-dud by 2 (sorta)

I yam gonna let my frend Delilah, my grey & white tuxie rat-cat, tellz ya what kindz of 13 tingz iz goin’ on at our housee: “Delilah… here kitty kitty!”

“Oh hi everybody!!! My Uncle (Dr Tweety) iz going to let me do the blog today. I am so excited. I have lots of news and pictures to share. Okay, let me take a deep breath so I can get all of this out for you!”

1) This my new fashion model close up. While I don’t wear high fashion outfits like that cute little girl cat Daisy, I have nice glossy fur, and eyes that convey many things. Boys like my eyes and my glossy furs.

2) Here is my Uncle. I think he has gone over the edge trying to keep our mommy and daddy sane while Auntie Stinkie has been sick. Mommy was getting out his favorite carrot to play with, but all he really wanted was some alone time. She does have a very bad habit of bothering him. I really should speak to her about that. It’s very rude.

3) Here is a new fashion close-up of Auntie Stinkie. I think even though she is a squillion (oh, I just LOVE that word!!!!) years old, she is still model material. I like her left ear. It is her “earmark” of courage!!! (Oh, I think I just made a pun!) You can kind of notice that she cannot see the flashy box, but she is being so good about her new pills and I am just sure she is going to be with us for a very long time!

4) Here is a picture of me smelling my Uncle’s ----! Oops, I better tell you that we are not really related. We do not play dueling banjos out here in Oregon!!!

5) This is me investigating the new TUNNEL that Iris and I got! Mommy put a ‘nip carrot into it, and I just cannot resist catnip. Mmmmmmm. It makes me feel so very, very dreamy and happy. I wish I had a boyfriend to play in my new tunnel with.

6) I like the catnip so much that I am going to try and squeeze the rest of the way into the tunnel. As you can see, my ----is not petite. I must tell Daisy and Mini that the fashion world is now embracing “plus size” models. Oh goodie! That means mommy can pose too! (Uh-oh. I think I just said something wrong, because mommy is sputtering coffee out of her mouth!)

7) Finally, I want to thank my friend Uncle Doctor Tweety. Isn’t he a handsome boy? I love him so much because he not only lets me do Thursday 13s, but he is kind to me, and helped to raise me from when I was just a little tiny girl, weighing only 3 pounds! He only whapped me half a squillion (Oh!!! I just HAD to use it one more time!) times when I was growing up. And look how good a girl I turned out to be!

Okeedokee. I yam furry glad dat you got to da a Thurzday-13-kind-of Delilah! I hopes dat evfurry one enjoyed it. I especially tink it waz funny when you gots stuck in da tunnel. Myself, I won’t go near dat wacko ting!