Saturday, September 8, 2007

Saturday silliness

Auntie Stinkie doez Costco boogie
Iris iz a furry blurry whir-li-gig
I yam going to tell 'bout da furry funny tings da five have been up to, & let you know dat momee iz goin' to be away fur a couple of dayz 'cuz of her job. We wanted to do some of da tings Henry Hilton & Daisy da Curly Cat have been doin', like dose 7 tings about momee, but itz goin' to have to wait. She iz coming back on Turzday next week & dadee iz goin' to be openin' up da canz of tuna & turkey mebbe, but we won't have any of momeez roastie chix-hen.

See dat Auntie Stinkie in da pic above? She iz sittin in da box dat momee got at Costco.... & then momee roastied da chix-hen fur us all.

Next, I get to tell on Iris. See Iris? Iz she movin' so fast dat you can barely focus on her? Well dis mornin' at 6 a.m. (poor momee waz trin' to sleep) Iris got scared by da air cond-ishu-nun... da ice par-ticklez was formin & makin dat funny noize. So Iris first she clawz momee real good, big sharpies goin' right into duh underarm & not just once, but 3 timez! Den she jumpz onto da nite-stand & she knox over her waterglass & knox da water all over momeez head & pillow & jammiez. Den she knox over da bed-side lamp dat got through da earth & waz re-paired & da lamp baroque agin! & den she knox over da wood-blok of da geesha gurl & momee & dadee are sqwakin' & screechin' & Iris iz hidin' in her bask-it. Hoo-boy, what a mornin!

We will try & re-lax until momee comez back from work. She iz goin' to leave to-morrow & iz goin' to take da soot-caze out. Bah! I hate dat ting & mebbe da Burr-man will lift hiz tail on it before momee can git it in da car!

One ting I can tell you 'bout momee:

1) She hatez goin' out of town fur dis work ting. "Cuz she sleepz wit no catz! Do you tink mebbe Iris should go wit her dis time?
OK- next time I have a poem fur you all. & more 'bout our wourld.


Henry Helton said...

The only reason why My Lady doesn't like to go out of town is that she misses us! She hates not having kitties with her.

Daisy said...

Oh no! Until Thursday is a long time. I am a little sad about that.

Auntie Stinkie, you look cute in that Costco box!

Wow, Iris had a wild and crazy morning. I hope she has calmed down now.

See you in a few days!

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh no, it's no fun when mommies gotta go away. Well, you can trash the house while she's gone, that might be a little fun.
Sounds like Irish went wild all ofur. hehehe
See ya when yoo gets back!
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

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