Sunday, September 30, 2007

Sunday sublime


Dis is da Auntie Stinkie. When momee or dadee comez home in da evening, Auntie will run out & meet dem & den climb in da little car & go fur a ride up the driveway. She tinks it iz funny to park herself in front of da car & force dem to open up da door so she can come inside. But she iz bad doin' dis, cuz she will rippee up da up-holstery in da back seat if dey are not watchin.' (Dis is almost as bad as Henry Helton rippeein' up hiz lady's couch!)
Do you see dat rippee in Auntie Stinkie's ear? She got dis when she waz a itty-bitty fur ball, dat iz what dadee sez. Dis is when she waz da neigh-bore's cat instead of ourz. I tink dey had a yappee weener dawg dat went nutz. Dat iz one reason Auntie Stinkie moved in here. She HATEZ da weener dawgz!

7 comments:

Daisy said...

Poor Auntie Stinkie! I do not blame her for being mad at the weiner dog if he did that to her ear. That's a funny trick she does with the car.

Chairman Mao said...

Owie! I don't think I'd like it if a weenie dawg did that to my ear, either. Auntie looks like such a nice kitty!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Henry Helton said...

I think it may be worse. My Lady says that couches are less expensive than cars. I say that if they don't want it ripped up, then they must make it out of unrippable material. Lazy Beans!

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Today was a purrrrfect day to spend snoozing in the frying pan sick bay. A nice soft autumn rain fell all day long while I dreamed of all my sweet kitty friends like you who came to help watch over me. It is not how long you live your life that is most important, but the quality of your days is what really matters.

Christine and FAZ said...

I hesitate to ask, but why is she called Auntie Stinkie? FAZ

p.s. I like Auntie Stinkie's ears a lot too.

Fab five said...

Auntie Stinkie iz called dat cuz when she moved in at our houze, she waz runnin' away frum da neigh-bore. Her beanz had called her Stinky...and she waz 12 yearz old. Our momee & dadee thought about changin' her name to Gracie, bu she still waz not really der cat to name. So, we all decided to call her Auntie Stinkie, cuz she iz our elder & we respect her furry much. She iz now a furry nice 15 yearz cat & dis iz her fur-ever home.

Chairman Mao said...

Thankies so much fur your purrs for my sistur Brainball -- she is doin' a lot bettur today, eatin' bettur and Brainballin' around and doin' her Alpha Cat patrols (YAY!); she's also gettin' in more naps, though, which is good. Momma thinks she still needs some more good bathroom trips before she feels 100%. But she's much bettur and Momma will keep an eye on her to make sure she keeps gettin' bettur or else she still might have to go to the v.e.t.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

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