Dis is da Auntie Stinkie. When momee or dadee comez home in da evening, Auntie will run out & meet dem & den climb in da little car & go fur a ride up the driveway. She tinks it iz funny to park herself in front of da car & force dem to open up da door so she can come inside. But she iz bad doin' dis, cuz she will rippee up da up-holstery in da back seat if dey are not watchin.' (Dis is almost as bad as Henry Helton rippeein' up hiz lady's couch!)
Do you see dat rippee in Auntie Stinkie's ear? She got dis when she waz a itty-bitty fur ball, dat iz what dadee sez. Dis is when she waz da neigh-bore's cat instead of ourz. I tink dey had a yappee weener dawg dat went nutz. Dat iz one reason Auntie Stinkie moved in here. She HATEZ da weener dawgz!