I tink I should gaze into its beady eyez fur awhile & not listen to momee sqwawkin. She soundz a bit screechy like a parrot. I
yam not im-pressed by parrotz.
Dis iz NOT a rubber snake. Rubber snakez do not rear up der headz & look back at me.
I did it! I caught a snakey ting. It iz a bit hissy, but I brought it into momee & I called fur her to come & see dis new toy. But she screeched a little bit owly-like & told me to git dat ting out-side where it be-longed. So, I take it back out just to save my earz from momeez piercing voice-noizez. But I yam posing wit my new pet fur Daisy & to imp-ress da rest of my cat frendz. Delilah? Are you here to see?
See da BIG GIANT BOA CONSTRICTOR????
Come look at deze pix honey-bunz... I tink dis iz da start of da new MEAN me!